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Just yesterday, Kanye West stated that he spent his honeymoon Photoshopping wedding pictures.

As utterly insane as that sounds, it's not even the craziest part of the story:

Kanye West GIF

Kanye claimed that he had booked famed photographer Annie Leibovitz to shoot the first photos of him and Kim as man and wife, but Leibovitz (who's shot The Beatles, Bob Dylan and Queen Elizabeth II in the past) backed out because she was "afraid of celebrity."

Oh, Kanye. You wacky compulsive liar, you.

So what really happened? Well, it turns out Leibovitz pretty much had no interest in working for Kimye to begin with:

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In case you've spent the last month in a cave on Mars with really crappy wi-fi: Kim Kardashian married Kanye West in what's been dubbed (mainly by 'Ye) the Wedding of the Century.

While the event certainly wasn't lacking for media coverage, in all the hubbub about the dress and the location and the Jay Z-Beyonce snub, it seems everyone overlooked one important detail:

Kanye's groomsmen all brought dates who look like Kim Kardashian stunt doubles!

Jerry Lorenzo
Jerry Lorenzo was one of Kanye's groomsmen. His date could easily pass for a Kardashian.

What gives? Is this their way of emulating 'Ye? Did Kanye insist that his groomsmen date budget versions of Kim to boost her ego (and his)?

First, let's look at Kanye's best man, Don C - who's wife might be the best Kim doppelganger since Myla Sinanaj. He's Yeezy's BFF and his wife's a full-blown Kardashian klone?!

That can't be a coincidence.

Next, we have Jerry Lorenzo, Kanye's friend and lead designer, whose wife isn't quite as much of a Kim twin, but could certainly pass for a cousin or aunt.

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Jenny McCarthy got engaged to Donnie Wahlberg in April and it sounds like the two TV stars already have a firm idea of what their wedding will look like.

Or, at least they know what they don't want. 

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Pic

In a recent interview, McCarthy and Wahlberg stated that their nuptials will look nothing like the international extravaganza that was the Kimye ceremony.

We'll have a small wedding in a really beautiful place," said Wahlberg.

"I won't have three dresses," McCarthy chimed in in an obvious jab at Kim.

The couple continued to riff on the over-the-top nature of Kim and Yeezy's celebration, with Wahlberg assuring fans, "We won't be getting married in Istanbul with 8 million guests...That's their thing, good for them."

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Emily Maynard, who married Tyler Johnson on June 7 in a surprise wedding ceremony in South Carolina, is officially The Bachelorette no more!

The gorgeous reality star, 28, offers her fans an inside peek at the nuptials via her Instagram account today, sharing a short video from the wedding.

She captioned the clip, "oh heavenly day" for good reason:

In the Emily Maynard wedding video, created by Heart Stone Films, she can be seen in a pink-hued custom Modern Trousseau strapless wedding gown.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this evening to marry Tyler Johnson and Emily Maynard," the officiant says in the clip, as the camera pans to Ricki.

That would be Maynard's 8-year-old daughter, the product of her first engagement to race car driver Ricky Hendrick, who died while Emily was pregnant.

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Missy Peregrym and Zachary Levi are officially the anti-Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

The actors stunned fans yesterday by announcing they recently got married, posing together on Twitter in adorable "Mr." and "Mrs." hooded sweatshirts.

Missy Peregrym and Zachary Levi

"That coffee date was UNREAL @zacharylevi,” Peregrym joked as a caption, including the hashtag #marriedinmaui" to let followers know where the ceremony took place.

Levi retweeted the photo and wrote: "These dreams and goals are really workin out."

The actor, of course, is best known for his role on Chuck; while Peregrym is set to star in Rookie Blue Season 5, which premieres on Thursday.

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Rapper Eve got married over the weekend to British billionaire Maximillion Cooper, CEO of the Gumball 3000 rally. They tied the knot in Ibiza, Spain.

This is the first marriage for Eve and the second for Cooper, who has four kids with his ex-wife. The duo got engaged not even six months ago!

Eve, Maximillion Cooper

They made it official at a black tie gala in front of family and friends.

The two met during the annual Gumball race in 2010 and chose Ibiza as their wedding location since it was the finish line for this year's rally on Saturday.

We're going to guess Eve's wedding was not cheap. Just a hunch.

"I'm so happy to make Eve my wife," Cooper told E! News. "The whole experience has been amazing and we are both so happy to have tied the knot."

Congrats to the newlyweds and these other celebrities who have tied the knot in 2014 (it's a list that seems to grow bigger every week on THG):

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The self-proclaimed best dressed attendee at last month's Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding, Vogue editor Andre Leon Talley appeared last night on Watch What Happens Live.

And the fashion guru offered up a few new nuggets regarding the festivities, confirming, for example, that both Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner ate food during the event.

Did Talley notice the absence of Rob Kardashian? How many first dances did the couple partake in? And what was their first kiss as a married couple like?!?

The answers to all these questions and more await!

The magical day, of course, took place on May 24.

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With details of the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding still pouring out onto the Internet, now is an excellent time to look at the wedding trends of non-celebrities.

You know, those of us who actually have to do things like fold our own programs, tie our own bows, and who probably can't afford to rent out an entire village.

On the flip side, we take ourselves a bit less seriously than Kimye. Well, at least most of us do.

Take a look at 17 awesome wedding signs that added some laughs and fun to the big day ...

Blame It On The...
There's a good chance this bride and groom's story began with alcohol.

These weddings looked super fun. Our invites must've been lost in the mail. Bummer.

From DIY to DI-don't, who would've thought something as simple as wedding signs could be both humorous and useful ways to insert some personality into the big day?

Look no further than Pinterest for countless examples of this, and ponder the mystery of how exactly people planned weddings before Pinterest was a thing.

Seriously, must've been rough.

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A man in Sydney, Australia, had to cope with his marriage ending, but found revenge in taking out a hilariously bitter online ad for her used wedding dress.

After just two years, his wife left him for a close friend, at which post a friend (not the cheating jerk) suggested that he sell her dress online to make some money.

What he earned from doing just that was worth more than money. It was priceless.

Proven Track Record
You need that assurance when purchasing a used product.

On Gumtree, an overseas version of Craigslist, he posted an ad for a "Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity." Not exactly subtle.

"Due to be married? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends?" he asks prospective buyers.

"Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!"

Scroll through the gallery above for more choice digs from the ad, but think twice before you purchase the thing, no matter how appealing it sounds.

The last thing you want is an item forever tainted by infidelity. Just think about Kaley Cuoco and Khloe Kardashian's cursed house. Enough said.

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Not that we're surprised, but Emily Maynard looks absolutely gorgeous in this beautiful wedding portrait with daughter Ricki and new husband Tyler Johnson.

"Every minute of the wedding was so exciting, I feel like I am still in this dream that I'll never wake up from," Maynard tells People, who posted this pic:

Emily Maynard Wedding Dress Photo

The Bachelor winner and The Bachelorette star married Tyler Johnson in a surprise ceremony on Saturday. The location? His family farm in Sharon, S.C.

The couple, both 28, had been engaged since January.

They invited 200 guests to the farm for an engagement party, only to shock their loved ones with the nuptials they had been planning for months.

Emily Maynard, who goes by Emily Johnson now, wore cowboy boots underneath a pink Modern Trousseau gown. Ricki, 8, served as her maid of honor.

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