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Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is not known for subtlety, or for her lack of confidence.

Her new thigh tattoo, and her pictures sharing it with the world, are no exception.

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  • Jenelle Evans Thigh Tattoo

Jenelle, who recently shared the first baby photos of her son Kaiser, would like you to know that she's almost back to her pre-baby form in under a month.

She captioned the tattoo photo with, "Matching my tattoo today," because hey look! Her outfit totes matches that ink, she's right! What are the odds?

As if that was truly the intent in posting this pic, and not:

  1. Jenelle Evans showing off the tiny skirt she's got on
  2. Her showing off her thigh three weeks postpartum

Then again, you can't argue with the fact that Kaiser's arrival hasn't changed the reality star's personal fashion sense, or her propensity for oversharing.

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Vin Los is an aspiring model who, according to his official website, strives to be the "Most Famous Man in the World.

We wonder if he'll settle for the Most Famous Man in the World with Words Such as Sex Bomb, Scream and Iconic Tattooed All Across His Face and Body.

Los (who also has fake chest hair ink!) says his etchings are “intentionally ugly," but "people like Marilyn Monroe and Kim Kardashian impress me with their disproportionate level of fame."

So he's only trying to do them one better. 

Will Los accomplish his lofty goals? Heck, Jeremy Meeks is a convict whose mug shot landed him a modeling contract. Stranger things have happened.

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Vin Los is a male model. It's safe to say offers the fashion world a different look than most male models.

It's really just a matter of taste.

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Selena Gomez has taken a break from posting cryptic Instagram messages... 

... to reveal a cryptic posting on her very own body.

The young singer has revealed some fresh ink via the Instagram page of tattoo artist Bang Bang McCurdy, who tells E! News that the wording below translates to "Love Yourself."

  • New Selena Gomez Tattoo
  • Selena Gomez Tattoo Photo

McCurdy says Selena got the tattoo about a month ago and that she had the idea sketched out “for awhile.”

Bang Bang has inked such stars as Cara Delevingne, Rita Ora, Rihanna and, yes, Selena’s famous ex, Justin Bieber.

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Adrienne Bailon is getting Rob Kardashian's name removed from her body, the Cheetah Girls member said this week, six years after they broke up.

Following two previous failed attempts to rid herself of the ink baggage she's carried for years, she's getting the tattoo of the reality star lasered off.

Adrienne Bailon, Rob Kardashian Photo

"I haven't been in a relationship with Rob for six years, and I've been with my current boyfriend, [Roc Nation's Lenny S.], for five years," Bailon said.

As a result, she says, "I think it's time to remove it."

One would think it's been time for some time.

"It's always been time," she clarifies, "but there wasn't a procedure that I was sure would not only remove it properly but also not leave me with a worse situation than I started with."

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Florida Man has struck again!

No, not the same Florida Man who kept calling 911 because his wife threw his beer away.

Nor the same Florida Man who ran a strip club out of his barbershop.

This time, the Florida Man in question is Derek Denesevich, a 26-year old accused of conspiring with Broward Clerk of Courts employee Porscha Kyles to use other people’s private information as part of a major tax-refund fraud scheme.

Around 100 folks had their information stolen, which allegedly netted about $120,000, but there's a far more important takeaway here:

Denesevich has multiple face tattoos, one of which is the Bentley logo.

Man with Bentley Tattoo Mug Shot

Denesevich has been charged with aggravated identity theft and conspiracy to possess unauthorized access devices.

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Miley Cyrus has some fresh ink.

The singer and a couple friends paid homage to Miley's late dog, Floyd, over the weekend, etching themselves with a tattoo in his honor.

It includes the canine's face and it reads: "With a little help from my fwends."

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  • Floyd Tattoo

The tattoo arrives just a week after Cyrus debuted her latest furry friend addition, Emu.

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Kelly Osbourne has gone from showing off her ass to acting like an ass.

The Fashion Police co-host took made what many may considered to be an unfashionable move on Saturday by tattooing the word Stories... on the side of her head.

Prior to getting inked, Osbourne shaved the left side of her head and dyed her hair purple.

Upon posting her new look on Twitter, Kelly wrote “#oops what did I do tonight?" and then addressed her famous parents with the following:

"Sorry mum and dad but I love it!"

  • Kelly Osbourne Head Tattoo
  • Kelly Osbourne Stories Tattoo

Yeah. We'd apologize if we were Kelly as well.

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Noah Cyrus has been engaging in some seriously questionable behavior lately, but her latest age-inappropriate shenanigans may be her most shocking yet

Sure, Miley and Noah hit a nightclub together last week. (Noah is 14, by the way.) And judging by the elder sister's Instagram page, Noah and Miley share a bed.

But those decisions are reversible. Unless we've been duped, this one is not:

Noah Cyrus Tattoo Photo

Yes, the fact that someone took a high-angled shot of a high school-aged girl in a bikini is remarkably not the most inappropriate part of this photo.

Check out Noah's forearm. Certainly looks like a bunch of tattoos, doesn't it?

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Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's reality show, True Tori, mercifully came to an end Tuesday night, and considering some of the earlier fireworks, it was anticlimactic.

This isn't to say there weren't highlights, though, including one major TMI reveal on her part. Recalling his cheating, Tori referenced Dean's tattoo.

Her name - in the possessive form, reading "Tori's" - above his penis.

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Spelling, out with her friends, told them, "You know the tattoo he has down there? It's above the pubis. It says 'Tori's' ... and then months later he cheats."

Clearly, the irony of this has not escaped her. Or Emily Goodhand, most likely. Imagine what was thinking when she was flopping around on top of it.

Dean, who eventually left to film Chopped Canada in Toronto on the True Tori season finale, cheated on Spelling in that very city just months ago.

A friend suggested she make him sign a legal document about the consequences of cheating or drinking again if he leaves to film the reality show.

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Say hello to a man who is over-the-top crazy in love with going under the sea.

His name is Mark Barela and he has debuted a new piece of body art on Instagram, one done by artist Matthew Tillman and one that makes us sort of glad that Mark isn't part of our world.

No offense to the guy, but... well... just see his ENORMOUS Little Mermaid tattoo for yourself:

Little Mermaid Tattoo

Unlike the guy who got a KFC Double Down tattoo on his person in order to star in an ad for that chain, it's unclear what motivated Barela to show such permanent affection for Ursula and Ariel.

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