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Tila Tequila needs significant professional help - and, no, Dr. Drew Pinsky won't cut it.

The troubled D-lister took to her blog Friday night and posted a video of her bloody arm, allegedly sliced open at the wrist by one of her multiple personalities named "Jane."

Wrote Tila: "I don't know what happened. People don't believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil!

She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! Both nightstands, the bed lights, all of the surround sound system, my tv boxes and there's glass everywhere. There's even chunks  of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! My arm meet from inside is starting to bubble up and seep through the cuts. This is so f***ed up.

Now that I'm awake, she just left but I have no recollection of what happened to me. I'm just crying right now hiding in my toilet...my entire room is in shambles. All the new furniture is broken and glass all over the bed. I don't know what's happening!"

Tila Arm

This incident caused cops from the North Hollywood Police Station to conduct a “welfare check” on Tequila on Saturday.

They found her at home, utterly confounded over why anyone phoned the authorities with concern over her well-being.

“Peace out u ignorant f---. Not my #TilaArmy but whomever said I'm commiting suicide! F--- OFF! Why would I??? I got mad $$$ & LOVE! STFU,” Tila Tweeted soon after the police left.

They are considering charges against Tequila for pulling such a stunt and wasting their time. But one thing is for certain: Either Tila truly suffers from multiple personality disorder; or she faked suicide to get attention.

The same conclusion can be drawn from either belief (and from this outfit): she needs MAJOR help.

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Bow down.

That was the statement Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford made following his arrest for marijuana possession last week. Not his official police statement, but still.

The booking photo following Crawford's arrest ranks among the best ever, with those man bangs (however tousled and greasy), piercing eyes and facial hair.

Heart throb that he is, it shouldn't be shocking that the 24-year-old managed to look hot even in such circumstances. We certainly couldn't say that with ours.

Talk about making the best of a bad situation ...

Chace Crawford: Pimpin' even in an orange jumpsuit.

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Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl fame was arrested in his home town of Plano, Texas, for possession of marijuana, police say. He was bailed out of jail.

The 24-year-old actor was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under two ounces. The charge is a misdemeanor.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Crawford was busted in the parking lot of Ringo's Pub. Sources say Chace was in a car with a friend when he was busted and cops found a joint.

Here's Man Bangs' hunky mug shot ...

Chace Crawford: Heart throb or serial killer?

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Considering how Bravo's Real Housewives like to throw around their money - seriously, read all about the party one of them threw for a nine-year old this week! - you'd think they could afford to hire a chauffeur.

Instead Sonja Morgan got pulled over for drunk driving early this morning.

The newest Real Housewives of New York City cast member failed to halt at a stop sign in Southampton Village around 2 a.m. and then proceeded to fail a field sobriety test. Morgan refused a Breathalyzer and was taken to local police headquarters, arrested for DWI.

Sonja Morgan Mug Shot

Sources told The New York Post she had been on the island throughout Memorial Day weekend.

Morgan will appear in court to face the charge at a later date. Feel free to draw a mustache on her mug shot.

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According to multiple sources, there's no longer any question over whether or not Charlie Sheen will spend time in jail for his Christmas Day assault against wife Brooke Mueller.

The troubled actor is most definitely headed to the slammer. Sheen is prepared to agree to a plea bargain that will include approximately 30 days behind bars.

"Charlie intends to go to court on June 7 [to] plead to a misdemeanor and immediately begin serving his 30 days in jail," said an insider. "With good behavior, he could end up doing 15 or so days."

Let's all hope Charlie Sheen gets up close and personal with fellow inmates in a very different way this month.

Incredibly, Sheen had the option of avoiding prison and accepting probation - but he actually deemed probation too risky, which is basically a case of the star admitting that he can't remain out of trouble.

The actor will go to Aspen next Monday, enter a no-contest plea to third degree assault and have his felony menacing charge dropped.

In the end, for allegedly holding a knife to the throat of Mueller, Sheen will receive a pay raise from CBS and spend about two weeks in jail.

Ain't justice grand for celebrities?

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Sarah Ferguson, a.k.a. Fergie, a.k.a. Britain's Duchess of York, says she was drinking and "not in my right place" when she was caught in a sting operation.

The set-up? Ferg was caught on video offering access to her former husband, Prince Andrew, for $724,000. She told Oprah Winfrey she was "in the gutter."

"I'm aware of the fact that I've been drinking, you know. I was not in my right place," Sarah Ferguson said in an interview set to air on Oprah on Tuesday.

Ferguson said she had seen the video while traveling through airports recently but had not sat down to watch closely: "I haven't faced the devil in the face."

According to transcripts of the show, the Duchess says "I was in the gutter at that moment." We're inclined to believe it, given the accusations in this case.

TROUBLED DUCHESS: Sarah Ferguson has some explaining to do.

Tape of the sting was posted by London's News of the World, which set up the meeting. Ferguson asks for $40,000 cash and 500,000 pounds ($718,500).

In exchange for that wire transfer, she agrees to introduce the paper's undercover reporter to the prince - reportedly under the guise of a business meeting.

"I can open any door you want," Ferguson reportedly said in the video. 

The newspaper's big sting operation has caused a major embarrassment for the 50-year-old Sarah Ferguson, who has a pair of daughters with Prince Andrew.

Andrew is the second son of Queen Elizabeth and fourth in line to the throne. The prince is also known as the Duke of York. The couple divorced in 1996.

He acts as Britain's special representative for international trade and investment, so surely this can't be going over well across the pond. More to come.

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It won't be long until former TV producer Bruce Beresford-Redman is arrested for killing his wife.

According to the suspect's attorney, Jaime Cancino Leon, prosecutors will make their decision early next week - and the most likely charge will be first-degree murder, stemming from the death of Monica Beresford-Redman last month in Cancun.

Cancino told TMZ he's displeased with Mexican officials because it's easier for them to simply charge his client than actually investigate the case.

"Bruce has never had the chance to defend himself," the lawyer said. "They didn't even give him the chance to participate in the investigation."

Pic of Bruce Beresford-Redman

If a Mexican judge determines there's probable cause to charge Beresford-Redman, he'll likely get extradited to that country. A conviction of of first-degree murder there results in a prison sentence of four to 20 years.

** UPDATE: As of Monday, May 31, 2010, these charges have been filed.

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A month after his late wife's body was flown to the United States, Bruce Beresford-Redman was permitted to leave Mexico and return to Los Angeles.

Now, the former TV producer suspected of murdering Monica Beresford-Redman and stuffing her body in a Cancun sewer on April 8, is taking the necessary steps to regain custody of his children.

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Speaking to TMZ, attorney Richard Hirsch says that his client has not been accused of a crime. Therefore, he possesses this legal right and "that is probably what is going to happen next."

While Bruce was detained and questioned in Mexico, his parents were looking after his two kids. They filed for custody a few weeks ago.

Beresford-Redman is still considered a "person of interest" in his wife's death, according to Mexican authorities.

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Marion "Suge" Knight was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, involving a firearm. He was pulled over and taken into custody early this morning.

He was also taken into custody for driving on a suspended license. Knight is still in custody and bail is set at $65,000 ... pretty small amount for Suge.

Authorities said that Knight was arrested in connection to an alleged crime that occurred shortly before his arrest ... but they wouldn't elaborate further.

A witness in the incident told police that the rap executive pointed a gun at another car this morning - while sitting in the driver's seat of his own SUV.

No word if the target was Akon or Yukmouth.

GANGSTA: Suge Knight's 23,869th arrest sounds pretty violent. Dude has a mean streak, though we would too if our mom named us Marion. Please don't murder us.

Reports say after cops received the information, officers located Suge's car in the Los Angeles area and initiated a "high risk stop" - i.e. guns were drawn.

Officers drew their firearms and ordered Suge - and two women - out of the vehicle.  Suge was eventually taken into custody and arrested for assault.

Pretty run of the mill stuff for the hip hop mogul. Knight should be free, accept a plea deal and be back on the streets terrorizing people before long.

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Years before she became the first Muslim-American to win the Miss USA crown, Rima Fakih won another prestigious title - "Stripper 101" pole dancing champion!

Back in 2007, the sexy, newly-minuted beauty pageant queen dominated a stripper contest for local Detroit radio morning show called Mojo in the Morning.

Forget the prizes won last night. Rima Fakih earned fabulous prizes for the stripper victory: "jewelry, gift cards, adult toys and a stripper pole for home use."

Top that, Donald Trump!

In case Miss USA Rima Fakih needs a career to fall back on ...

But, lest we start thinking this ranks with Tara Conner and Carrie Prejean scandals in Miss USA lore, it's not even close. She was clothed during all pole riding.

Just the same, you can see the polished form she has, and the natural managed to walk away with a bra stuffed with dollar bills ... those are some nice tips!

Click to enlarge more pictures of Rima ... mostly pageant, not pole-related:

Rima Fakih Bikini Picture

Should Rima Fakih be allowed to keep her title?

 

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