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I'm so glad you're my girl/I'll do anything 4 U
Call U every night/And give U flowers 2
I thank the Lord 4 U/And think about U all the time
I ask him everyday/That you'll 4-ever B mine

Sadly, Color Me Badd singer Bryan Abrams has forgotten the message from his group's chart-topping 1991 single, "All 4 Love."

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For the second time in two years, Abrams has been arrested on charges of domestic abuse. The latest incident took place in Hawaii, as Honolulu police booked Abrams for harassment after he and his wife got into an argument, and he allegedly tossed her across the room.

In September 2008, the singer was charged with domestic abuse and assault and battery after reportedly smacking a girlfriend and threatening to kill her at an Oklahoma restaurant.

There's no truth to the rumor that Mel Gibson called Abrams this week and congratulated him on a job well done.

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Scandal seems to find David Boreanaz like Rachel Uchitel finds married celebrities. This story involves an unnamed woman, however - one suing the actor.

An actress is suing the married actor for sexual harassment. The lawsuit will be filed Thursday in downtown Los Angeles by famed attorney Gloria Allred.

Boreanaz, who plays Special Agent Seeley Booth on Fox's Bones, recently admitted an affair with an unnamed woman, alleging he was being extorted.

That also-unknown mistress was also represented by Allred.

It is not clear if this is the same woman currently filing the sexual harassment suit, or if she's a different accuser, but we should find that out shortly.

BONES TO PICK: Women apparently have some with David.

The harassment suit is the latest in a series of bizarrely scandalous events ... well, they're bizarre in large part because they involve David Boreanaz.

Most famously, tabloids claimed last year that Boreanaz carried on an affair with Rachel Uchitel, now famous as Tiger Woods' Ambien-loving mistress.

Despite his infidelity, the actor admitted his failings and has said that he and wife Jaime Bergman are still committed to resolving their marital issues.

"Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities," he told People magazine in May. "We're working on repairing what has been damaged so badly."

Bones creator Hart Hanson relayed a message from him to the show's fans, thanking them for support and expressing "sincere pain" from the ordeal.

UPDATE: The woman is identified only as Kristin, an extra on the show. She says David sent her "sexually inappropriate text messages" last August.

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Already under investigation for sexually assaulting Molly Hagerty, Al Gore is now the subject of complaints from two more masseuses who say he groped them.

According to the National Enquirer, the former Vice President wanted more than a spa day at a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills, where he attended the 2007 Oscars.

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If you know what we mean!

The other episode allegedly took place in 2008 at a hotel in Tokyo. A hotel source reportedly told the Enquirer about what happened when they were alone.

"Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her," said the source. Then, according to the report, Gore pointed south and said "Take care of this."

That's probably the funniest quote of all time, real or otherwise.

Are any of Al Gore's sexual assault accusers to be believed?

The former presidential candidate has denied any wrongdoing, and regarding Hagerty, questions have already been raised about the Enquirer paying her to talk.

Yet despite its low-brow reputation, the tabloid has blown the lid off the Tiger Woods and John Edwards sex scandals, the latter earning Pulitzer consideration.

It also bears mentioning that the police investigation into Gore's conduct in the Hagerty case, dating back to 2006, is now back on. So something could be up.

All of this has come to light after Al and Tipper Gore split in early June after 40 years of marriage. For her part, she has defended him against Hagerty's claim.

As for the two new accusers, their identities are under wraps, at least for the time being. We'll see how long it takes for the Enquirer to pay for more details.

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Kate Major, who recently got engaged to Michael Lohan for some reason, is accusing Lindsay's father of committing domestic violence earlier this week.

We're shocked. He's such an upstanding guy.

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According to TMZ, Michael's fiancee and Lindsay's ex-assistant filed a report with the Southampton, N.Y., Town Police claiming he physically attacked her.

On Monday at around 2 p.m., just before Michael flew to L.A. for the court hearing at which Lindsay was jailed, they began arguing, Kate told officials.

Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder.

Michael Lohan's relationship track record just got sketchier.

Even more disturbingly, Kate Major claims that while she was on the ground after being pushed by Michael, the pathetic loser kicked her in the face.

She claims she went to the hospital and has pictures of her injuries. Wow. Looks like M-Lo may have added woman-beater to his gleaming resume.

For his part, Michael admits he got in an argument with Kate over their upcoming TV show (?!) but he didn't touch her and she's making it all up.

Why would she do that exactly? He didn't say. Think he's lying? He's also been accused of similar behavior by his most recent ex-fiancee, Erin Muller.

And he's served time in prison on multiple occasions. Just sayin'.

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Teresa Giudice should send a muffin basket to Danielle Staub.

Granted, these two Real Housewives of New Jersey despise each other and went at it angrily enough for the police to be called on them last week - but Staub's antics have distracted viewers from focusing on Giudice's significant problems, which boil down to this:

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She might be going to jail.

A couple months ago, Teresa and her husband filed for bankruptcy.

But a new report in The Wall Street Journal states the couple allegedly concealed key documents about their finances and business transactions.

The pair is also accused, by According to Chapter 7 trustee John Sywilok, of "making false statements under oath about their assets, income and expenses." He's suing the Giudices and attempting to bar them from clearing their debt under the rules of bankruptcy.

We'll keep readers apprised of this development, along with more troubling news for the Giudices: On August 22, there will be a public auction of the contents inside their mansion.

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It's apparently Turn Back the Clock week over at Us Magazine.

We realize that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce was seen, and is still noted to be, one of the most scandalous, shocking celebrity breakups in recent history.

But we'll let you in on a tip, Us: They split in January 2005.

Pitt's affair and subsequent partnership with Angelina Jolie continue to fascinate for obvious reasons, but really guys? We're revisiting his original split with Jen?

At least Star can think up new Brangelina breakups, secret Brennifer hookups, Angie mind games and Jen loneliness in a bid to keep the love triangle current.

This, however, is basically a five-year-old cover story ...

How She Stole Him!

Finally, the truth! Knock us over with a feather!

Yes, we realize the publication cites a new tell-all book about the celebrities and some supposedly new revelations as its reason for dredging this back up again.

What would a new tell-all possibly have to offer, though, and how would we assume any part of it is actually true? Is there no other celebrity gossip out there?

Come on, Us. Jen's dating a new guy now, and he's still married to his ex-wife! Surely there's an adultery / love child story you can fabricate from that, right?

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Forget the Royal Wedding of the Century.

We may be looking at an all-time royal mess.

Despite engagement rumors floating over her head, Kate Middleton is reportedly considering an end to her relationship with Prince William. The reason? A four-year old photo that proves he cheated on her with British singer Natasha Hamilton.

It's unclear why this picture, which was published in tabloids at the time, is causing a stir now - but insiders say it's due to Kate's realization that William has been "disrespectful" to her for a long time, and will continue to be even if they get married.

"Kate is now being warned by royal courtiers that she must be prepared for William to follow in his philandering father's footsteps and take a mistress," a source told The National Enquirer.

Cheater

The tabloid even quotes one of the Queen's advisors, who allegedly said to Middleton:

"It won't be IF he does, my dear. It will be WHEN he does - and then you must simply turn a blind eye."

Kate felt "physically ill" at this possibility, the source reports, causing her to rethink the wedding. We have no idea why. According to Mel Gibson, a woman's place is on her knees, not on some high horse.

Give William a break, girlfriend!

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Lindsay Lohan is going to jail.

The troubled star surrendered in court this morning to begin serving a three-month sentence for violating the probation terms of her 2007 DUI conviction.

In reality, Lindsay may spend only about three weeks behind bars, due to the overcrowding of the facility she's headed to. Assuming she behaves herself.

Judge Marsha Revel did not allow the media to capture the exact moment of Linds' surrender (good for her, bad for us), before ordering her into custody.

"At this time, she will be remanded," the judge said as Lohan was about to be cuffed, adding "All cameras are ordered to be shut off, both still and video."

Revel said Lohan would not be eligible for house arrest or work release. She will also be required to report to probation within 24 hours of her release.

Lohan Jailed

Lindsay Lohan did not speak in court this morning.

After cameras were shut off, deputies took her away and removed her belongings as old/new lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley and her family looked on.

"I love you, Lindsay," said Michael Lohan, who unfortunately showed.

Lindsay will now begin processing at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, Calif., where she will spend her sentence, however long that is.

Processing entails fingerprinting, photographing (new mug shots!), cell assignment, ankle monitor removal and a wardrobe change (orange jumpsuit!!).

Back in 2007, Lohan spent just 84 minutes at this same facility. Not long enough, apparently, to change her destructive behavior in any discernible way.

Here's hoping a few weeks or more does the trick this time around. What will be the biggest obstacle for her, no Twitter, no friends or no cigarettes?

We'll find out soon enough.

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You'll never believe this, but a woman who starred on For the Love of Ray J has made the move to porn.

Granted, that's about a six-inch step away from the reality show on which she appeared, but fans of that VH1 series are still buzzing over the news that Bethany Benz is now an adult movie actress.

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She went by the name "Caviar" on the dating competition - and if the man who made Kim Kardashian famous had known she'd end up in this industry, he likely would have proposed to Benz on the spot.

Of Russian and Nigerian descent, Caviar has grinded in music videos for R. Kelly and posed in photo shoots for Motorsports Magazine, Jet Magazine, and Rolling Out Magazine.

She goes all the way in a film produced by Bang Bros., a photo from which you can view HERE. It's not exactly safe for work, but trust us: it's the safest image we could legally publish on this site.

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Ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton was detained at an airport on the French Island of Corsica after authorities discovered she had pot in her purse, according to the AFP.

She was found to have less than a gram of pot and was released.

If any of this sounds familiar, that's because it is. Paris was busted briefly for the same exact thing two weeks ago while watching the World Cup in South Africa.

Cops let the socialite skate after they decided it was a friend who had the weed at that time, and apparently she was quickly let off the hook this time as well.

Bribes go a long way. Just kidding. Mostly.

Paris: Pot Smoker?

LIKE, OMG: Leave Paris alone, cops! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

According to the Mirror (UK), customs officers with drug-sniffing dogs pounced after the multi-millionaire's flight touched down from Paris (France) on Friday.

Downplaying it, Paris yesterday tried to pass it off as "silly nonsense" posting a message on Twitter saying: "So sick of people making up rumors about me."

"The latest one about me is completely false too. Don't believe what you read." Or you can believe it. An officer at Corsica's Figari airport said, contrarily:

"We held her for about 45 minutes and had strong words."

All good now though. Where will she be busted next?

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