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Two members of the paparazzi were handcuffed by the cops after allegedly blowing through red lights while chasing Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris.

TMZ says the photographers (not TMZ or THG staff members) were allegedly chasing a car Paris was in, blowing red lights and driving recklessly.

No arrests have been made because police didn't see the chase take place. There will not even be any citations given, for exactly the same reason.

Still, the paps were thwarted and beat it.

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Paris, the middle child of Michael's three, in a photo taken last month.

No word if Prince Michael and Blanket were also with her.

A crime report will be written and forwarded to the L.A. City Attorney for possible prosecution, so that's something. We're just glad Paris is okay.

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DMX just made another contribution to our celebrity mug shots gallery after getting busted for drug possession - an offense committed while in jail!

The rapper scored an extended stay in prison, where he was serving seven months for violating probation and scheduled to be released TOMORROW.

Law enforcement sources say X has been busted for multiple offenses since being sent away to the Yuma, Ariz., facility commenced late last year.

'X' Mug Shot

It's unclear how DMX got the drugs into prison or what they were.

Drug possession, failing/refusing a drug test, smoking when he wasn't supposed to, being disrespectful, disruptive, and disorderly ... you name it.

In any case, his release has been postponed by at least a week, if not longer. Give a fella credit, this was a new addition to his impressive resume.

Keep up the good work in there, dawg.

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So much for Brooke Mueller reportedly doing well.

A picture has surfaced online that appears to depict Charlie Sheen's troubled ex-wife in possession of a homemade crack pipe. See it for yourself at TMZ.

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No word yet from Mueller or her team, but sources say Brooke fled from the scene as quickly as possible once she saw the photographer.

Mueller, who is the primary caretaker for the twins she shares with Sheen, has been in and out of rehab 15 times. Less than a month ago, she was found wandering the streets of Hawaii, cash in hand.

The Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services, meanwhile, has not visited either Brooke or Charlie at any point in the last six months. It's safe to say an appointment might have to be made now.

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Jimmy Whittemore, a 22-year-old aspiring actor, broke in and trashed the NYC theater where David Letterman's Late Show tapes and caused $5,000 in damages.

The idiot was busted early Sunday morning after police say he kicked in the theater's doors, trashed the box office, lobby and a bunch of personal property.

Fortunately, Dave's coffee mugs and Paul's keyboards are 100 percent fine.

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Letterman's stage is padlocked so the dumbass couldn't get in. Cops say he has no direct connection to the star or studio and blamed it all on alcohol.

Whittemore was hospitalized briefly after his arrest for a cut on his head and was charged with burglary and third degree criminal mischief.

Jerk is being held on $6,000 bail.

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Michael Todd, the bass player for Coheed And Cambria, was recently arrested, which in itself is not that hard to believe for a guy in a hard rock band.

The significant aspects to this story are as follows:

  1. It was for ARMED ROBBERY.
  2. He was en route to a huge show THAT NIGHT.
Mike Todd Mug Shot

Todd was busted for allegedly holding up a Walgreens with the claim that he had a bomb, according to police reports from Attleboro, Mass.

Todd showed a pharmacist a cell phone note that said he had a bomb and demanded Oxycontin. He made off with six bottles of it via taxi.

Here's where it gets even more absurd. Police say he was spotted in the cab, which they were able to track via dispatcher to the Comcast Center ... where Coheed and Cambria were set to open up for Soundgarden. Awesome.

How will this impact the band's future? Apparently it won't. Todd has been kicked off the tour, with a replacement filling in immediately.

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Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones was arrested early Sunday. We'd blame the NFL lockout for taking away the structure in the man's life, but he's been arrested about 39 times prior to this.

Jones was charged with disorderly conduct after an incident at a Cincinnati bar. At the Scene Ultra Lounge, he became intoxicated and disruptive. He was asked to leave but was "uncooperative and needed to be escorted out."

Jones shouted profanities and then tried to get out of his handcuffs as officers attempted to arrest him. He is scheduled to be arraigned Monday.

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Pacman's most publicized legal woes stemmed from a 2007 strip club melee in Las Vegas that left one employee partially paralyzed and two wounded.

Jones appeared to be turning things around, saying last year: "I'm happy I finally got everything behind me. I'm trying to do whatever I have to do to never come back to nothing that is close to this situation again."

Alas, that pledge didn't last long.

Signed by the Bengals last year, Jones played in five games before suffering a neck injury. For the season, he amassed 13 tackles, one interception, one forced fumble returned for a touchdown, and 200 hours of community service.

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Carnie Wilson has no one to blame for her unhappiness.

She likely purchased a home during her musical heyday, watched it tripled in value during the boom years of 1990-2006, and then borrowed against it to support a lifestyle beyond her means. In other words: She got herself into her own mess.

Coming off her random, hilarious appearance in Bridesmaids, this member of iconic 1990s trio Wilson Phillips is facing a serious situation: foreclosure.

As first reported by TMZ, Wilson has defaulted on her California home loan and has until July 21 to fork over the $1.6 million owed on the residence. Otherwise, the house goes up for auction.

Due to what may have been an impulsive purchase by the artist, the home-owning dream is no longer alive. The bank won't release her from the contract, no matter how many song-related puns we come up with.

Carnie and the property will likely go their own ways.

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Hines Ward has gone from Dancing with the Stars to perp walking with the police.

The Super Bowl champion and reality show winner was busted for DUI this morning in Dekalb County, Georgia. He posted $1,000 bail and released shortly after the arrest.

Hines Ward Mug Shot

Between this bonehead move and the mailed-in proposal of Roy Williams, one thing is certain: the NFL really needs to ends its lockout. The players have no idea what to do with so much time off.

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Quite a day for Mike Sorrentino news.

First, The Situation left Jersey Shore for unknown reasons, with no return in sight. Now his managers have just filed a $1 million lawsuit, alleging that they were wrongfully dumped after turning a complete nobody into a megastar.

Gotham NYC Entertainment filed the suit today, claiming Sitch dumped them back in May "due to lack of performance," but legally could not.

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According to the lawsuit, he was contractually required to give Gotham 30 days notice and a chance to correct any issues. Gotham claims it got neither.

Therefore, they say, Sorrentino is in breach of contract.

Having managed Situation since the 2009 premiere of Jersey Shore, Gotham claims it not only "discovered" the Staten Island product, but transformed "his career from relative obscurity to become an international celebrity."

Gotham is suing for damages in excess of $1 million.

No comment yet from the reality star's camp, which recently settled a legal dispute - with his own dad. It's also unclear why he bolted the Shore house or whether he'll return. We'll have to stay tuned on both fronts ...

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John Legend has been called many things over his career: talented, hard-working, successful.

But this is a new one: A New Jersey songwriter named Anthony Stokes claims the musician is a hack.

According to court documents filed this week, Stokes says he gave Legend a demo tape in 2004 at the University of North Carolina. He never heard back from the famous singer... but then heard Legend's "Maxine's Interlude" and and believes it was based on Stokes' track, "Where Are You Now?"

Stokes is demanding damages from Legend and attempting to block sales of "Maxine's Interlude."

We've posted Legend's single above and you can listen to Stokes croon his song HERE. Think Stokes has a case?

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