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She's been in Celebrity Rehab less than a week, and Rachel Uchitel has already licked her addiction to prescription drugs ... yup, Dr. Drew is just that good!

Actually, she was never was addicted in the first place.

Pregnant Rachel Uchitel Photo

That's the rumor stemming from Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, where sources close to the production say she never really had a pill-popping problem.

It was reported earlier in the week that she was hooked on Ambien - a sleep aid she'd used during feverish sex romps with Tiger Woods, incidentally.

Who knew sleeping with married stars was a treatable ailment?

There's no addiction to it, though, apparently.

Instead, Rachel is getting "genuine treatment for emotional issues." Gee, wonder what those might consist of ... Drew's gonna have his hands full!

A source notes that Rachel Uchitel is "taking it seriously, and getting as much out of this as the cast members who are dealing with drugs or booze."

We wish her the best, and wish Dr. Drew luck. We would recommend he take away her Blackberry, though. That can only lead to crazy sex calls. 

Or needy text messages to David Boreanaz.

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The cast of Celebrity Rehab has been unveiled, and there's a real wild card:

The pilgrim of Tiger Woods mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. Yes, we're serious. What's she even in need of rehab for? Addiction to sleeping with married celebrities?

Uchitel, sources confirmed to E! News, is also in the running for a slot on another reality show: Donald Trump's forthcoming installment of Celebrity Apprentice.

What Rachel Uchitel brings to the table in either show is unclear, but she won't be talking about Tiger Woods, given her multi-million dollar confidentiality deal.

We can't wait for the title card saying "Rachel: David Boreanaz Plaything."

Professional Mistress

Other cast members include Jeremy London (pictured), whose drug addiction has been "day-to-day struggle." More peeps Dr. Drew will try to whip into shape:

  • Model-turned-reality-TV-whore Janice Dickinson
  • Oft-arrested The Hills bad boy Jason Wahler
  • Troubled former teenage idol Leif Garrett
  • Jason Davis (brother of Brandon Davis)
  • Frankie Lons (mother of Keyshia Cole)

Filming had been postponed because producers couldn't lock down a strong enough cast. Guess Rachel Uchitel and Jeremy London solved that problem.

Also funny? Tila Tequila was kicked out ... before it even began.

The group will undergo 21 days of intense detoxification and treatment at the Pasadena Recovery Center. Episodes are set to premiere later this year.

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Tila Tequila has exploited the death of Casey Johnson for personal gain; stripped down for the camera; and even faked a suicide attempt.

But she may have finally hit rock bottom with the following news:

Nutty Tila

Tila will NOT be taking part in the next edition of Celebrity Rehab.

The reality star had blogged about her inclusion on this VH1 series in May, saying she'd finally agreed to get treatment for her addiction to Ambien. But when Radar Online asked her rep if Tequila would be a cast member on the show, he simply replied: "No."

Seriously, what does it take to get booted from Celebrity Rehab?!? Dr. Drew Pinsky lives to profit off the troubles of Z-list stars.

Reports say the show is still scheduled to begin filming this month. Only Jason Wahler and Jeremy London are on board, though sources say the network is trying to sign up former tennis star Jennifer Capriati.

If it really wants to set a ratings record, there's an obvious candidate in need of MAJOR help: Mel Gibson.