Celebrity Quotes Gossip (Page 2)

This celebrity quote is not really a celebrity quote, but rather a great quote about celebrities, some of whom (cough, John Mayer) have lamely called on the LAPD to better regulate the paparazzi to ensure their "protection."

Here's the response of The Hollywood Gossip's new favorite person, LAPD Chief William J. Bratton, as quoted in the Los Angeles Times:

"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving herself; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't really seem to have much of an issue."

December 2006: Best. Car. Ride. Ever.

Welcome to the 11th edition of our Guess the Celebrity Quote game.

Recently, we've featured some choice one-liners from Diddy, Spencer Pratt, Amy Winehouse, Jenna Jameson and many more.

This week, we're asking you to identify talented young celeb who (thankfully) doesn't model her personal life after Britney Spears:

"At the end of the day, I want to go to dinner and watch a movie. I don't want to go to a club and not wear panties."

Which starlet uttered these sage words? Follow the jump to find out ...

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It was a week that began with love (for Playboy, from a current model) and ended with hate (for a former Playboy model, ironically). Here's a recap of some of the best celebrity quotes from the last few days...

Shanna Moakler [on Kim Kardashian]: She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass.

Selena Gomez: The Jonas Brothers are all sweet. They're so amazing to me. They've become really good friends of mine, but I'm not dating any of them.

Camila Alves [on son, Levi]: Everybody thinks he looks like me because of the hair and skin tone. I think he looks more like Matthew every day.

Heidi Montag [on her clothing line, Heidiwood]: It’s selling really well. It’s one of the #1 selling celebrity clothing lines.

Vanessa Hudgens: I text Miley Cyrus a lot — we are good friends and she spent the night at my house recently. I text everybody on Earth!

Ashley Harkleroad: I was having a good time and trying to feel sexy in my own body; I think it worked. The pictures and the layout came out very classy. Playboy is a very classy operation all around.

We started the week hearing from Ashley Dupre for the first time since she was revealed to be Eliot Spizer's call girl.

And we ended it by being introduced to Ranae Shrider, the woman starring alongside Verne Troyer in the scariest celebrity sex tape yet.

Check out a series of other celebrity quotes from the week below and follow the link to review our complete, growing collection of pearls of wisdom from today's top - and bottom - stars...

Ranae Shrider [on Verne Troyer sex tape release]: Do I look like I should be smiling about this?

Joel Madden [on Nicole Richie]: We're just happy, and we're being a family, and that's where we're at right now. But marriage means something different to everyone.

Jessica Simpson [on Tony Romo]: I don't know about wedding bells ... but I'm still with him, so that's a good sign.

Denise Richards: My kids are in therapy. It's very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it's good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.

Ashley Dupre: And to all the not so kind words ... I love you too, because it makes me push myself and want it even more. 'Hard times don't last ... only strong people.

Welcome to the 10th edition of our Guess the Celebrity Quote game. Last time, the famous culprit trying to take over the world with his hustle was Spencer Pratt.

This week, we're asking readers to name the man that keeps himself nice and clean for the ladies. He recently said:

Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates.

Which hairless star said these words? Follow this article's jump right now to find out ...

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From crazy utterances by Amy Winehouse, to alluring words by Megan Fox, our Guess the Celebrity Quote game has captured the nation's attention.

In the latest edition, we're asking readers to identify the source of the following self-congratulatory praise:

My hustle is just too crazy. I'm trying to take over the world.

Which cocky star said this? Follow this article's jump right now to find out...

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In the latest edition of the Internet's fastest-growing game based around celebrity quotes, we've provided a short, simple, sweet three-word description.

Study it carefully. Let us know which singer you think described the appearance of her husband in the following way:

Gorgeous as f-ck.

Follow the jump to the next page now and which completely stable celebrity painted such a pretty picture of her man...

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Some celebrity quotes are funny. Others are insightful.

The following words, however, are downright scary. How come? Try to guess who said then in order to understand why:

I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies... I'm following in Angelina's footsteps.

Follow the jump to the next page now and see why mankind should be running scared...

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We've posted numerous celebrity quotes across The Hollywood Gossip.

And we enjoy quizzing our readers to see if they can guess who said what. It's a fun test of your star knowledge.

In the latest edition of this quote game, we've included an utterance that ought to get the pulses of our male fans racing... especially when they discover who said it!

So, which actress said the following?

I really enjoy having sex. I'm young and have a lot of hormones. I'm always in the mood.

Follow the jump on this article now to discover which star likes it any any way she can get it...

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Think you're an expert on celebrity quotes? Then sit back and get ready to play the following guessing game.

Which actor recently uttered the following words?

Hey, if there's a gay rumor, you know you've made it.

Follow the jump on this article now to discover which star is obviously very secure in his manhood...

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