"The Sarah Palin in those interviews was a bit annoyed. It's like, man, no matter what you say, you are going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question, you are going to get clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go to another subject that you believe Americans want to hear about, you get clobbered for that too."

Follow the jump to see who uttered these sage words ...

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These celebrity quotes stem from a courtroom exchange today in which DMX was denied bail at a Florida hearing re: one of his many arrests:

DMX: "I ain't going back to no f%$king jail."Miami-Dade County Judge: "Oh, well that just ingratiated you to me."

Posted in: DMX

This week featured many quality celebrity quotes, but the best had to be this declaration from Matthew McConaughey last night:

"[Levi] was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!"

Posted in: Matthew McConaughey

Welcome to the 11th edition of our Guess the Celebrity Quote game.

Recently, we've featured some choice one-liners from Diddy, Spencer Pratt, Amy Winehouse, Jenna Jameson and many more.

Posted in: Celebrity Quotes