Let there be no doubt: Charlie Sheen is winning.

At life? Not exactly. But at dominating news coverage and controlling his message, as misguided and nonsensical at it may be? Definitely. Below, first in video form and then in print, we've posted the troubled actor's best quotes from a week of interviews, rants, raves and restraining orders...

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"The Sarah Palin in those interviews was a bit annoyed. It's like, man, no matter what you say, you are going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question, you are going to get clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go to another subject that you believe Americans want to hear about, you get clobbered for that too."

Follow the jump to see who uttered these sage words ...

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