"The Sarah Palin in those interviews was a bit annoyed. It's like, man, no matter what you say, you are going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question, you are going to get clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go to another subject that you believe Americans want to hear about, you get clobbered for that too."

Follow the jump to see who uttered these sage words ...

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These celebrity quotes stem from a courtroom exchange today in which DMX was denied bail at a Florida hearing re: one of his many arrests:

DMX: "I ain't going back to no f%$king jail."Miami-Dade County Judge: "Oh, well that just ingratiated you to me."

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This week featured many quality celebrity quotes, but the best had to be this declaration from Matthew McConaughey last night:

"[Levi] was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!"

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Welcome to the 11th edition of our Guess the Celebrity Quote game.

Recently, we've featured some choice one-liners from Diddy, Spencer Pratt, Amy Winehouse, Jenna Jameson and many more.

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We started the week hearing from Ashley Dupre for the first time since she was revealed to be Eliot Spizer's call girl.

And we ended it by being introduced to Ranae Shrider, the woman starring alongside Verne Troyer in the scariest celebrity sex tape yet.

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Welcome to the 10th edition of our Guess the Celebrity Quote game. Last time, the famous culprit trying to take over the world with his hustle was Spencer Pratt.

This week, we're asking readers to name the man that keeps himself nice and clean for the ladies. He recently said:

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