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Whether you love her, or love to hate her, there's no denying that The Real Housewives of Orange County's Tamra Barney (Judge) can be a pretty funny lady.

She's sarcastic. She's bawdy. She's downright bitchy and out of control sometimes. And she's also not afraid to poke fun at herself when the moment calls for it.

Whatever ones' personal feelings about the soon-to-be-grandmother may be, there's no denying that she gives some of the best one-liners in the OC.

With rumors swirling that Bravo is firing Tamra Barney because of her erratic behavior, we present 21 of the blonde bombshell's classic quotes, in GIF form.

Because there's no better way to experience Tamra (except to watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, of course) than on endless loop:

Why would you trust a chick ...
... with boobs bigger than her brain?

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George Clooney? Kim Kardashian would love to do him.

Barack Obama? That guy is really into change.

Selfies? What else is there in life than that?!?

Kim Kardashian hasn't just done some crazy people in her time (Nick Lachey? Miles Austin? Ray J?!?), she's also said some crazy stuff. Very crazy stuff.

About actors, about politics and about what she considers to be the "worst thing on the planet" ... you name it. She is a Farrah Abraham-like wealth of insight.

Click around below to find out how much!

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

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Ever seen Kim Kardashian on a talk show? She comes across like a scripted robot.

Ever heard Kourtney Kardashian say anything of interest? Neither have we.

So the pressure to be the funny, entertaining, original sister often falls to Khloe Kardashian... and she rarely lets us down!

As this reality star has proven by guest hosting Chelsea Lately on a number of occasions, she actually knows how to deliver a joke. She may have bombed as emcee of The X Factor, but there could be a future for Khloe on a stand-up stage.

Just konsider the following klassic quotes uttered by Khloe Kardashian over the years, many of which are dirty, all of which will leave you smiling:

Eff me with a dildo!

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

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Kanye West refers to himself as Yeezus.

There's not much else one really needs to know about the rapper... other than the fact that he somehow wanted to marry Kim Kardashian.

But even that union speaks to Kanye's ego because he seems to believe that his star is so big that it won't get blotted out by the solar system of Kim, Kris Jenner and that entire fame-loving family.

Know what else speaks to Kanye's ego? Kanye himself!

Yes, if there's one thing the artist loves more than a good Kanye West rant, it's a good Kanye West quote - about the iconic awesomeness of Kanye West!

So now, courtesy of the USA Today's KANYE-FIDENCE Meme Generator, we're proud to present 11 pearls of wisdom that ought to inflate the self-esteem of any reader. As long as that reader is Kanye West, of course.

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Anybody who wants a master class in throwing shade needs to look no further than The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Those ladies can show you how it's done.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show (all FOUR HOURS of it) has gone down as one of the most-watched and talked about in the history of the franchise thanks to the insults and zingers being hurled in every direction. No woman was safe from the wrath of her co-stars. 

The Kenya Moore-Porsha Williams fight that definitely attracted our attention, as did the insults about Apollo Nida's legal woes, Kenya Moore's trifling ways, and Cynthia Bailey's medical problems. Not even Mamma Joyce was safe!

We've compiled a list of the nine best quotes and insults from The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show to immortalize the drama. Take a look now and then sound off with your favorites in the comments below.

[to Kenya Moore] You a slut from the 90s...

[to Kenya Moore] You a slut from the '90s ...

Porsha Williams
[to Kenya Moore] You a slut from the '90s ...

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President Barack Obama took at his critics and also himself during a self-deprecating speech last night at the 2014 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

The Commander-in-Chief noted his waning popularity on multiple occasions, while also mocking CNN for its coverage of the lost Malaysian airplane and Fox News for its insistence that he's really from Kenya.

Check out Obama's best quotes, zingers and one-liners below:

Yes we can?

We rolled out HealthCare.gov. That could've gone better. In 2008 my slogan was 'Yes, We Can.' In 2013, my slogan was 'Control, Alt, Delete.

President Obama
We rolled out HealthCare.gov. That could've gone better. In 2008 my slogan was 'Yes, We Can.' In 2013, my slogan was 'Control, Alt, Delete.

Along with Obama, Joel McHale was featured at this annual, humor-based press event.

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No one and nothing was off limits for Joel McHale at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night.

Emceeing at event previously hosted by such comedians as Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, the Community star took aim at Obamacare, George Clooney, Jessica Simpson, Paul Ryan and many others in a truly hilarious speech.

Click through below to relive the best quotes and one-liners.

Paul Ryan burn!

Joel McHale: Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to feed and house your family.

Joel McHale: Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to...

Pretty great stuff, huh?

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The 2014 Academy Awards featured a number of noteworthy moments.

There was Ellen DeGeneres snapping a celebrity selfie that nearly took down Twitter. There was a rare appearance by Kim Novak and her reworked face.

There were fashion hits and misses, photobombs, musical performances and more.

And there were also a bunch of hilarious one-liners, such as Cate Blanchett jokingly trash talking Julia Roberts; along with heartfelt speeches from the night's big winners.

Relive the best quotes from the 2014 Oscars now:

Suck it, Julia Roberts!

Julia, hashtag suck it.

Cate Blanchett [upon winning Best Actress]
Julia, hashtag suck it.

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TLC aired another episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night and, don't worry, we watched it so you would not have to.

And we've once again jotted down the best/worst/most nauseating quotes from an installment that found the show's six-year old star trying to speak Spanish...

"She feel like she gotta pee and s— at the same time." - Mama explaining Chickadee's labor pains.

"What does it look like I'm doing? Getting my finger stuck in my pussy?" - Mama giving Sugar Bear some lip.

"I kind of want to go spend time by myself." - Honey Boo Boo in mourning over Glitzy Pig.

"You better redneckognize!" - Honey Boo Boo to the cameraman.

"You got to wear this to bed tonight. That is smexy." - Mama to a Santa suit-wearing Sugar Bear.

"The thing I love about Glitzy is that she loves me." - Honey Boo Boo on her pig.

"I smell like a bowl of oyster stew so I gotta get clean." - Sugar Bear on why he must shower.

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There went Honey Boo Boo.

The six-year old beauty pageant contestant and her family of eccentrics were introduced to the world on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night. Did you watch?

Have your eyes returned to their sockets after viewing the shenanigans of the Thompson family? Or listening to them explain the origin of the word vagina? Fear not if you missed either of the first two episodes.

We've run down the top quotes from Honey Boo Boo and her relatives below, courtesy of last night's frightening hour-long premiere:

Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink. - Mama on the family's cleaning habits.

All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimus. - Mama, judging the locals.

I likes to get in the mud because I like to get dirty like a pig. - Honey Boo Boo on one of her hobbies.

We came. We conquered. We done what needed to be done. - Mama on her family.

My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12-15 times a day you can lose a little weight, so I think I'll lose a lot of weight because I'm going to fart a lot. - Chubbs on dieting.

My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. Truth. - Honey Boo Boo, stating the obvious.

I'll stop passing gas when I'm dead. - Pumpkin just being Pumpkin.

No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time. - Mama, addressing critics.

It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit and it opens up. - Mama explaining a nickname for her private part and... oh God, we're gonna be sick...

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