Celebrity Quotes Gossip

When it comes to our favorite celebrity quotes of the year, it will be hard pressed for anyone to overcome Lil Wayne's take on safe sex.

But washed-up, plastic actress Lisa Rinna is giving it a try!

Earlier this week, when asked about swine flu by Entertainment Tonight, Rinna replied:

"I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house. How do you know it's the swine flu? I don't know but we had all the symptoms. We had it before it came out. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine."

In other words: a couple members of Rinna's family had a high temperature a few weeks ago.

But, hey, when you haven't starred on a show in years, and when you look like this naked, you'll use any incident you can find to grab headlines.

Lil Wayne is an expert at two things:

1. Getting arrested.
2. Having safe sex.

The Grammy-nominated artist knows how to avoid knocking up his sexual partners. Well, except that one time.

Still the rapper has learned from his mistakes. In a new interview with Playboy, Lil Wayne explains his technique for avoiding any more unwanted pregnancies.

Because the details he provides aren't safe for work - or, really, anyone under the age of 27 - you'll need to follow this article's jump to read the quote. But, trust us, it's worth it.

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As we've discussed at length, Jessica Simpson weighs a lot more than she did a few months ago. Now various celebrities are weighing in themselves on that topic...

Nick Lachey: I can't believe people are making such a huge deal about it. I'm never ceased to be amazed by people's reactions to things. | permalink

Paula Abdul: I think this is absolutely ridiculous. People are being so mean. People don't realize that it's damaging to one's psyche. For women, it's hard enough to be accepted for how you are. She's a beautiful girl. | permalink

Lisa Rinna: She looks fine; she looks great. If she's happy, who cares? I'm disgusted by it, to be honest with you. She looks healthy, she's got curves, she's Jessica Simpson! Give me a break! | permalink

Rose McGowan: I think Jessica Simpson should tell them to 'eff off.' It's sad because you see a lot of male actors who gain a lot of weight in between roles. The reality is, if I went and gained 30 pounds in between roles, I wouldn't get roles. I think that's sexism, and it drives me crazy! | permalink

Nicky Hilton: I think it sucks. I think the media is very cruel with that stuff. | permalink

Jordana Brewster: I think she is beautiful. I think it's really, really hard in Hollywood because there is an absurd standard that is really hard. It absolutely sucks. She shouldn't be judged so harshly. | permalink

Tori Spelling: She looks great. To be honest, I haven't noticed a difference, so all of a sudden when I saw her on the cover, in my opinion, she's [still] Jessica Simpson. You know what this means? She's still really popular. | permalink

Nick Lachey: I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she's happy - whatever size that comes in. | permalink

Heidi Klum: There are always people who are quick to offer an opinion and when you are in the public eye, people will always talk about you and put their opinions on you. That's what you get when you're in the public eye. But people need to be happy with the way they are. | permalink

Kim Kardashian: LEAVE HER ALONE!!! She is gorgeous. The fact that the media is sending this message to young girls is mind blowing! | permalink

Jessica Simpson: Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless. | permalink

Feelings of love and affection permeated the entertainment world this week. Here's a look at which star loves which Gossip Girl character, which adores the concept of marriage and more.

After perusing the sample below, remember to visit our celebrity quotes section and vote on your favorites...

DeAnna Pappas: From my early childhood, I loved the idea of falling in love, getting to wear a beautiful white gown and wearing a sparkling ring.

Lindsay Lohan: I love Chuck Bass. I want to be his friend.

Tila Tequila: I just go with my feelings. If one day you are into someone and the next day, you meet someone else that you are into, just go with what your heart wants. There is no rules. I follow my heart.

Kim Kardashian: I want to be pregnant by the time I'm 30, hopefully.

Zac Efron: I love being a part of High School Musical, I wish I could do it forever but everyone's got to grow up.

Barack Obama: I think I'm a pretty cool dad.

"The Sarah Palin in those interviews was a bit annoyed. It's like, man, no matter what you say, you are going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question, you are going to get clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go to another subject that you believe Americans want to hear about, you get clobbered for that too."

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It was a week of honest admissions in the world of celebrity gossip.

The Republican Vice Presidential nominee admitted that she often doesn't blink, Heather Mills says she's terrible (sort of) and Lynne Spears stopped the presses by claiming she isn't perfect.

Here's a look at which star said what over the last few days - and remember to vote on all your favorite celebrity quotes right now!

Sarah Palin: You have to be wired in a way of being committed to the mission, the mission that we're on, reform of this country and victory in the war. You can't blink. So I didn't blink then even when asked to run as his running mate.

Heather Mills: I am trying to move on, spend time with my daughter and get on with my charitable work. It's been a terrible period for everyone.

Cody Linley: It's important to stand up for what you believe in.

Matt Damon: It's like a really bad Disney movie. The hockey mom, you know, 'Oh, I'm just a hockey mom'... and she's facing down [Russian] President Putin... It's totally absurd... It's a really terrifying possibility.

Lynne Spears: Was I the perfect mom? No.

We learned a lot about various celebrities this week.

Jessica Simpson doesn't often tell people they're the love of her life; Pierce Brosnan's wife, Keely Shaye Smith, is proud of her full figure; and Jason Mesnick is just your basic, normal guy with a rabid reality TV fan base.

Here's a look at who said what over the last few days...

Jessica Simpson [on Tony Romo]: I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life.' I don't really ever say that to anybody.

Jenna Jameson: Yes, I can confirm I'm pregnant. It's still early, so I'm being cautious. I'm resting as much as possible. I'm so happy!

Keely Shaye Smith (pictured): I never shy away from colors or my curves. I never hide in baggy clothing.

Keely Shaye Smith is proud of her body. We admire her self-confidence. Do you?

Jason Mesnick: I am just the most regular guy you could ever come across and for this to be happening to me is unbelievable.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]: Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Spencer Pratt: I'm trying to live a more positive, holy life, but it takes work. It's hard not sinning, you know?

These celebrity quotes stem from a courtroom exchange today in which DMX was denied bail at a Florida hearing re: one of his many arrests:

DMX: "I ain't going back to no f%$king jail."
Miami-Dade County Judge: "Oh, well that just ingratiated you to me."

Ah, DMX. Then told his next hearing would be October 3, he reacted similarly:

"I ain't coming back on f*%king October 3."

A bold statement, since he was already in custody at the time. Oh, DMX.

THUG LYFE: The most recent of eight (known) DMX mug shots.

DMX was arrested in Miami back in June - once for attempting to purchase cocaine and marijuana during a narcotics sting, then another time on an outstanding arrest warrant for possessing no valid driver's license.

Ultimately, DMX got the last laugh, though. Despite the judge denying bail for him initially, his attorney Bradford Cohen somehow hammered out a plea deal in which the rapper was freed on time served and a $483 fine.

Of course, he's far from home free. Arizona authorities have 15 days to drag him into custody to face charges on a number of crimes there.

Over the last couple weeks, a United States Senator has admitted to having an extramarital affair, a reality TV star has begun her search for stardom on the big screen and a teen icon has come forward about her feelings for another teen icon.

Enjoy this recap of some of the best celebrity quotes from the last few days...

Rumer Wills: If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means, run with it. I think it’s hilarious. I like guys.

Lauren Conrad: I love Gossip Girl. I just love it. It’s so gossipy and superficial. It’s amazing.

John Edwards: I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic.

Miley Cyrus: Maybe he'll be my best friend for the rest of my life or maybe I'll end up marrying Nick Jonas!

Tiffany Pollard: Oh my goodness, drama! I love drama! I just want to play this cracked-out, addicted mom or something. Something really crazy.

This week featured many quality celebrity quotes, but the best had to be this declaration from Matthew McConaughey last night:

"[Levi] was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!"

Classic. MM was referring to month-old son Levi, who made his red carpet debut at the launch of Camila Alves' handbag line, MUXO.

At Kitson in L.A., a surprisingly clothed McConaughey walked straight through the red carpet, carrying the baby and took him inside...

Matthew and Levi support Camila's big night.

The night was a success for the whole McConaughey clan. Follow this link for an in-depth look at one of the featured Camila Alves handbags ...