Actor Jason London was dazed, confused and worse for the wear Sunday night after being arrested for assault and disorderly conduct at a bar in Scottsdale, Ariz.
He allegedly sneezed on and then slugged a fellow patron.
London, showing "extreme signs of alcohol impairment," started cursing at the paramedics who were trying to assess him for injuries inside the Martini Ranch.
Police say London tried to shove another officer, who then kneed the actor's outer right thigh to get him to sit down. The fun/insanity did not end there.
After London had ultimately refused medical treatment, the 40-year-old actor allegedly replied, "F--k you! You won't do s--t for me, you f--king hillbilly!"