Devin Langford, a VERY drink Florida man, was arrested for DUI recently ... and tried to urinate out of the police cruiser window en route to the station.
His attempt did not go as planned.
Pulled over for speeding, Langford was promptly given sobriety tests due to his “red, glassy, bloodshot eyes," and the "plethora of empty beer cans” in his truck.
Obviously, he failed the tests, and was put in a squad car to be taken to the county jail. On his way, he felt nature's call and told the officer he had to go.
The arresting officer, Brian Bell, told Langford to wait until they got to jail, but he said he couldn't hold it that long and asked if he could urinate in the car.
You'd think this would - pardon the expression - piss off the cop. But Bell was understanding (or just trying not to get into an argument with a wasted guy).