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WARNING: This article is total fluff. William Gibson, 50, was arrested for exposing himself outside a Goodwill store in Jensen Beach, Fla., this month.

His explanation? That he was merely "airing out" his penis.

Gibson allegedly first stuck his hand down his pants and smelled his fingers (obviously) before dropping his drawers, according to a witness statement.

"All of a sudden ... [Gibson] just pulled down the front of his underware [sic], to expose his genitals, fluffing them," the statement of events described.

A witness called sheriff's deputies, who say Gibson stated he was arrested merely for "airing out" his penis. It is Florida, after all. So hot and humid there.

Hope his orange jumpsuit is breathable cotton.

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George Zimmerman has been arrested again and is en route to Seminole County (Fla.) Jail, reports indicate, after an alleged dispute with his pregnant girlfriend.

Just before 1:30 p.m., Sherriff Don Eslinger confirmed that Zimmerman had been arrested today and was being driven to the county jail in Sanford.

The Sheriff's Office reported that the agency had arrested him after being dispatched to a disturbance on Topfield Court in Seminole County near Apopka.

Zimmerman's new girlfriend lives in that part of the county.

TMZ says he has been booked for a domestic incident - a "situation involving his girlfriend," who is reportedly pregnant - but few other details are available.

The former Neighborhood Watch volunteer, 30, was acquitted in July on the charge of murdering Trayvon Martin, an unarmed black teenager, last year.

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A Georgina couple having sex in a Waffle House parking lot was arrested last Sunday morning, according to local police, and that isn't even the best part.

Loganville, Ga., authorities said after they got busted, the woman was so drunk that she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.

Waffle House Sex Couple

"I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication," Assistant Chief of Police Dick Lowry said, noting that the sandal/burger mixup was a first for him.

One would assume, though you never know at Waffle House.

In any case, Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas were cited in the November 3 incident for loitering and public drunkenness. And this was some real drunkenness.

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Rapper DMX has been arrested for what has to be at least the 15th time, this time outside a South Carolina airport for driving with a suspended license.

DMX (real name Earl Simmons) was also booked for driving without vehicle tags or insurance, according to the Spartanburg County Detention Center.

Airport police familiar with X and his lengthy arrest history stopped the rapper as he was driving up to the Greenville-Spartanburg International Airport.

The 42-year-old hip hopper spent a few hours in jail before posting a $1,335 bond on the charges, according to the Spartanburg County Detention Center.

He was booked at 6:27 p.m. local time after the latest in his numerous run-ins with cops in South Carolina and elsewhere, many of which involve driving.

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A Billings, Montana woman was charged with felony DUI after becoming so intoxicated that she had to call 911 to get out of the car, the Billings Gazette reports.

Maybe a sign you shouldn't be driving. Maybe.

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Carol Frances Omeara, 55, made an initial appearance in Yellowstone County Justice Court Wednesday. She remained jailed as of Thursday on $3,000 bond.

Omeara was arrested Tuesday after a 911 call in which she said she couldn't get out of her vehicle. The dispatcher asked if she was having medical or mechanical issues.

Court records indicate the caller replied she was too drunk, and she wasn't kidding. Prosecutors say Omeara's blood-alcohol level was 0.311 percent.

Point three-one-one percent!

That's 3-4 times the legal limit at which a driver is considered legally intoxicated. Sadly but not surprisingly, records say Omeara has three previous DUIs.

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Dan Sandler, the street performer who was once arrested for his anti-Semitic rants in an Elmo costume, was sentenced to a year in jail yesterday.

He was charged with trying to extort $2 million from the Girl Scouts, which he called a "protest" against the group's ties to the pharmaceutical industry.

Sandler, 49, said he was accepting his punishment of one year in jail because he had in fact broken the law, but he had a good reason for doing it.

"This was not a case of some one in the back room or front office trying to embezzle. This was more of a protest, like lying in an intersection," he said.

"I am not in any way sorry to the Girl Scouts organization because they are a very corrupt organization because of their relationship to the pharmaceutical industry."

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Heather Koon, 25, was trusted to take care of little children at an Ohio daycare center. Instead, she stands accused of not only raping them, but filming it.

She faces two counts of rape after police say they found video on her laptop of her "engaging in sexual conduct with an unknown infant," reports say.

An investigation also revealed an additional victim.

Cops found the alleged video of the crime on Koon's laptop at the apartment where her boyfriend, James Osborne, a registered sex offender, lives.

Both Koon and Osborne were arrested October 4.

WKYC reported that both sexual assaults took place at ABC Kidz child care in Elyria, Ohio. Parents said they fear their children may also be victims.

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You know how some people never learn?

The first FIVE times Rose Ann Davidson got busted for drunken driving, she managed to avoid lengthy jail sentences. Not the case with the sixth.

She's going to prison. For life.

Rose Ann Davidson Mug Shot

The Austin American-Statesman reports that a jury gave the 44-year-old Texas woman a life sentence in court this week in a truly shocking move.

On the other hand ... six. Just saying.

Davidson's first conviction came in 1996, and the one that landed her the life sentence occurred in 2012. That's a long track record of acting dangerously.

And it's over.

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Dina Lohan was pulled over for speeding and arrested for DUI last night on Long Island in what is sadly one of the least surprising news stories of the day.

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Lindsay Lohan's mom got busted on the Northern State Parkway by New York State Police around 11 p.m. She was driving 77 m.p.h. in a 55 m.p.h. zone.

Police say she looked intoxicated, so they tested her blood alcohol level, which registered at a whopping .20, more than double the legal limit of .08.

There was drama, as is always the case with her. According to officials, "Lohan made an allegation that she was injured during the course of the arrest."

When medical personnel responded to the scene, however, they determined the 50-year-old was fine. At that point, Dina Lohan "recanted her claim."

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YOLO, people. YOLO.

Samantha Lynn Goudie, a 22-year-old University of Iowa student, had a few dozen too many Saturday, as she tried to rush the field during a game against Northern Illinois.

Campus police stopped her before Samantha could cross the line, taking the Lindsay Lohan wannabe into custody and giving her a breathalyzer ... on which she blew a .341.

Seriously, a .341. The legal threshold for intoxication is .08.

And how, you ask, do we know Goudie blew a .341?

Because she Tweeted the results FROM JAIL!

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