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Lindsay Lohan mug shots are a dime a dozen.

Okay, maybe that's a slight exaggeration, but when we can compare four of them and still not even use all of the ones in our celebrity mugshot gallery, you know there's a pattern developing ... and that the girl needs a reality check ASAP.

Train Wreck and JV Train Wreck

After Lohan was jailed briefly last week, she was ordered back in court Nov. 2. If the judge decides to yank her probation, the big house (and another booking photo) could come a-callin'. In the meantime, which of the mug shots below is hottest? Vote!

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Yesterday was not Lindsay Lohan's best day ... aesthetically or legally.

After showing up for court with her makeup applied haphazardly and dressed like a ghost for reasons unknown, she was briefly jailed for violating probation before posting $100,000 bail ... standard operating procedure for LiLo.

Before her release, she joined our celebrity mug shots gallery again:

Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot (New)

Most mugshots don't tell you a whole lot about the person, but if your impression was that Lindsay is a whiny, pouty brat ... this isn't gonna dissuade you.

She'll be back in court for a full hearing Nov. 2, at which point Judge Stephanie Sautner could reinstate her probation, or send her to jail for a long ass time.

Short story: Linds is on probation in her necklace heist case, but is a Class A f*%k-up who cannot even do community service without getting kicked out.

She was handcuffed and thrown in jail yesterday mostly to send a message. If she can't convince the judge Nov. 2 that she has it together, watch out.

Should Lindsay do hard time?

 

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Soulja Boy was arrested Tuesday for marijuana possession, reports say, and the amount of weed (and cash) confiscated from the rapper was not small.

The 21-year-old rapper, whose real name is DeAndre Cortez Way, got popped late last night / early this morning by police officers in Temple, Georgia.

Law enforcement sources say Soulja Boy was in a car with four other men when their ride was originally pulled over for a traffic violation.

Soulja Boy Mug Shot

During the stop, officers discovered a "substantial amount" of marijuana and cash inside the vehicle. Soulja and the four other idiots were all arrested.

A source with knowledge of the situation says there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car. Sounds pretty standard for this moron.

Soulja, who recently came under fire for his anti-Army rap, is still being held in Carrol County Jail and likely faces a number of criminal charges.

Sources say officers also found guns inside the car, though it's unclear if any of the men had proper licenses to be in possession of the firearms.

An investigation is underway. More details to follow.

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Alice Walton's birthday ended with her in jail Friday night.

The 62-year-old daughter of Walmart founder Sam Walton, and one of the 10 richest peeps in the U.S., Alice was arrested by Texas Highway Patrol and charged with DUI after she was nabbed for speeding in a construction zone.

Those work zones get you every time. Why not slow down when you see the "fines doubled" sign? Well, guess that doesn't matter if you have $20 billion ...

Alice Walton Mug Shot

Alice Walton, who refused a breathalyzer test, "was determined to be intoxicated during a field sobriety test," according to Senior Trooper Gary Rozzell.

She was booked into the Parker County Jail after 11 p.m. Friday, reports the local news, and released on $1,000 bond around 8 a.m. on Saturday.

Her attorney, Dee J. Kelly, said in a statement:

"She was returning home from a birthday dinner with friends at a Fort Worth restaurant. She accepts full responsibility for this unfortunate incident and deeply regrets it."

Two thousand miles away, Occupy Wall Street protesters are cheering. She also might want to use some of that fortune on a haircut. Just saying.

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Joseph Hyungmin Son of Austin Powers fame allegedly killed his prison cellmate, found dead Monday afternoon at Wasco State Prison Reception Center in Kern County.

The cellmate was a parole violator who'd been sentenced to two years in prison for failing to register as a sex offender, news reports say. Cause of death was pending.

Prison officials have named Son - sentenced to life in prison without parole for torturing and raping someone - as the suspect, but charges have not been filed yet.

Joseph Hyungmin Son Mug Shot

DAMN, SON: This guy is bad news. Like really bad.

Son, who portrayed evil henchman Random Task in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, was also a mixed martial arts fighter under the name Joe Son.

He had arrived in prison reception last month after having been convicted of torture stemming from a 1990 Christmas Eve rape of a woman out walking her dog.

Basically he's the scum of the earth. But hey, when you're already in for life with no parole, might as well off some other miscreants Dexter style, right?

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Oh, the irony.

Antoine Dodson, who rose to viral fame when he ranted to a reporter about his role in chasing off a criminal, is now a criminal himself.

 Antoine Dodson Mug Shot

Dodson was pulled over by police on Saturday and cited for blasting his music above the local noise ordinance. The cops then learned there was a warrant out for his arrest because Antoine did not appear in court following his arrest in April on marijuana charges.

According to TMZ, Dodson was booked and released after posting $516 bond.

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A pro basketball player busted for pot possession? What a wild notion! They really need to end this lockout for the sake of people like Marcus Camby.

The Portland Trail Blazers star was driving in Pearland, Tex., Monday when an officer pulled him over for an equipment violation ... whatever that is.

Here's the addition to THG's celebrity mug shots gallery that followed:

Marcus Camby Mug Shot

That's when the officer noticed the car wreaked of marijuana. Cops found less than two ounces of pot, but that's was more than enough for a bust.

Amusingly, cops say Marcus and a friend were charged with "possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone." What does that mean? By a school?

Does that imply there are drug zones somewhere? Who knows!

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Josh Rendon and Ebony Jackson of MTV's 16 and Pregnant fame were paid a visit by authorities and Child Protective Services in Arkansas this week.

The visitors weren't impressed with what they saw.

Rendon and Jackson, now 20 and married, were arrested late Tuesday night for child endangerment and were also booked on various drug charges.

  • Josh Rendon Mug Shot
  • Ebony Jackson Mug Shot

Two-year-old Jocelyn was removed from their care by child services when the duo were arrested on child endangerment and drug-related charges.

The bust went down when narcotics officers and agents from the Little Rock Air Force Base Office of Special Investigation showed up to execute a warrant at the couple's home on the base. Drugs aren't all they reportedly found.

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Manny Ramirez, the 2004 World Series MVP who retired this year when faced with his second suspension from Major League Baseball due to the use of performance enhancing drugs, has been arrested in Florida.

The incident took place around 7 p.m. EST, as witnesses tell TMZ and other sources that Ramirez was led from his home in Weston in handcuffs and then booked in the Broward Sheriff's Office main jail in Fort Lauderdale,

Manny Ramirez Mug Shot

Ramirez' wife, Juliana, left the house shortly after her husband. Onlookers confirm an altercation of some kind took place inside.

The slugger played for the Cleveland Indians, Chicago White Sox, Los Angeles Dodgers, Boston Red Sox and Tampa Bay Rays over his career. This gives new, sad meaning to the term "Manny being Manny."

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To DMX's credit, he made it more than a month since he was released from prison before being arrested again last night for driving with a suspended license.

After being pulled over for driving 102 MPH (!) in a 65, DMX was busted for speeding, reckless driving, and the suspended license. He was released on bond.

Not before joining our celebrity mug shots gallery again, though!

Latest DMX Mug Shot

Our doctored photo above is exaggerating for effect. But DMX has been busted, for real, TEN times in Maricopa County, Arizona. That photographer is busy!

Expect X to be back at the station in late September/early October.

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