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You would think getting so drunk that she knocked her one-month-old baby out of a stroller and got arrested was bad enough for Sandra Grohman.

Drunkenness is a powerful force, though, and she upped the ante, making sure all know about her story on the web by posing like this in her mugshots:

Sandra Grohman Mug Shots

Jazz hands plus goofy face equals internet immortality. Which is a cool thing if you're a cat or a part of some dance-off video. But in this case?

Grohman, 29, was sentenced to 180 days in jail in Humble, Texas, after she pleaded guilty to endangering a child following an alarming situation in April.

A concerned citizen called police to report that the mother, who appeared to be intoxicated, was pushing a stroller about five feet away from a busy road.

Witnesses said that the mother had fallen over, causing the baby to fall out of the stroller; officials had the baby checked out by EMS at the scene.

The baby was released to Children’s Protective Services, which is probably for the best for all involved here. Hopefully Sandra gets it together in the can.

On the bright side, check out other hilariously funny mug shots below:

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Texas Gov. Rick Perry was defiant Tuesday as he was booked on abuse of power charges, showing no sign of worry, angst or despair in his mug shot.

In fact, the man looks downright dashing in his booking photo:

Rick Perry Mug Shot

Rick Perry was indicted Friday. Other than him threatening to "fight this injustice with every fiber of my being," you would never know such a thing occurred.

The 64-year-old flashed a thin, confident grin beneath his always-perfect hair, then headed to a local Austin eatery for ice cream, which he Tweeted about.

The Republican, who is mulling a second presidential run in 2016, was indicted for carrying out a threat to veto funding for state public corruption prosecutors.

The longest-serving governor in Texas history is accused of coercion and official oppression for publicly promising to veto $7.5 million for the public integrity unit.

Perry threatened the veto if the county's Democratic district attorney, Rosemary Lehmberg, stayed in office after a DUI conviction, then made good on it.

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Remember when your mother told you to make sure you looked presentable when you left home and put on clean underwear just in case and yadda yadda you stopped listening, 'cause what did she know?

Well, she knew. And you should've listened to her. Because what if you got arrested and the police had to take your MUG SHOT. Infamy. That's what would happen. 

Because mug shots are those great equalizers of all people who commit crimes, lumping them together forever in one thing known as the public record.

Meta Mug Shot
This kid got arrested while wearing a shirt featuring a picture of himself....getting arrested.

Let's face it. Some people just don't photograph well, especially in the harsh fluorescent lights of jails.

There's something about the bricks and the flash and the probable drunkenness and disorderly conduct that just make these things turn out, well, hilarious.

Check out 23 of the funniest mug shots ever, above, to see what we mean, and lest you think we only pick on the regular people of the world, never fear.

There are plenty of celebrity mug shots to go around, as well ...

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Robert Burt may be quickly heading down the wrong path in life, but the 19-year-old Maine resident has a very meta sense of humor about it at least.

Having recently been arrested and charged with driving under the influence by Somerset County police, he had a mug shot taken. That's pretty standard.

Less so? Wearing a t-shirt featuring your previous mug shot in the process:

Teen Mug Shot Wearing Previous Mug Shot

The shirt was apparently made by Kory Drake, a co-worker at a restaurant in Pittsfield, Maine, to celebrate Burt's arrest, and he got a kick out of it.

So much so that he wore it when he returned to jail to start his sentence of 48 hours behind bars, knowing a second booking photo would be taken.

Burt said officers “laughed there asses off” (sic) when he showed up in it.

“They even let me hold the sign up so you could see the shirt,” he added.

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Jonathan Koppenhaver, a.k.a. War Machine, has been arrested in California and charged with the assault on Christy Mack he allegedly carried out last week.

War Machine was apprehended in a hotel room outside Los Angeles.

War Machine Mug Shot

He was caught by U.S. Marshals and local police in Simi Valley, Calif., his hometown. He was in a hotel room with pizza and a small amount of cash.

The fugitive MMA fighter, on the run since last weekend, did not put up a fight. He is being held without bond on a fugitive from justice federal charge.

War Machine is accused of savagely beating Christy Mack last Friday morning, leaving her with 18 broken bones and a lacerated liver, police said.

Koppenhaver later Tweeted: "The cops will never give me fair play, never believe me. Still deciding what to do but at the end of the day it's all just heart breaking.”

On Tuesday, authorities issued a warrant for Koppenhaver, charging him with several counts of battery, assault with a deadly weapon and other crimes.

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Farrah Franklin has once again been arrested for disorderly conduct.

The former Destiny's Child member, who spent five months as part of that group in 2011, was booked on this charge in 2011 and then allegedly had herself a seriously wild and crazy evening this part Saturday.

Farrah Franklin Mug Shot, Take 2!

Police tell TMZ that Franklin spent most of the night partying with NFL players and Da'Quan Bowers and Ricky Sapp.

The trip went back to Sapp’s apartment in Myrtle Beach, where the two were grew suspicious of how long Franklin would spend in the bathroom - and then grew concerned when she reportedly went a tad crazy.

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Florida Man has struck again!

No, not the same Florida Man who kept calling 911 because his wife threw his beer away.

Nor the same Florida Man who ran a strip club out of his barbershop.

This time, the Florida Man in question is Derek Denesevich, a 26-year old accused of conspiring with Broward Clerk of Courts employee Porscha Kyles to use other people’s private information as part of a major tax-refund fraud scheme.

Around 100 folks had their information stolen, which allegedly netted about $120,000, but there's a far more important takeaway here:

Denesevich has multiple face tattoos, one of which is the Bentley logo.

Man with Bentley Tattoo Mug Shot

Denesevich has been charged with aggravated identity theft and conspiracy to possess unauthorized access devices.

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Dallas Davidson stars on TNT's Private Lives of Nashville Wives.

But he was arrested early this morning after a very public, very drunken outburst in Nashville.

The song writers - who has penned such country hits as "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” and "That's How Country Boy's Roll" - was taken into custody around 2:50 a.m.

Dallas Davidson Mug Shot

According to TMZ sources, Davidson was imbibing at the Tin Roof in downtown Nashville when he got into a fight with various patrons.

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Elyjah Marrow, the 19-year old grandson of rapper/actor Ice-T, was arrested on Thursday and Georgia after he accidentally shot and killed his roommate.

Authorities say Marrow was messing around with a handgun in his apartment Tuesday when it mistakenly fired, fatally wounding roommate Daryus Johnson.

Elyjah Marrow Mug Shot

Marrow is in custody and has been charged with involuntary manslaughter, possession of firearm in the commission of a felony and reckless conduct.

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Over the past few days, Jeremy Meeks - aka Hot Mug Shot Guy - has taken the Internet by storm. 

But while most web celebs are unable to translate their online notoriety into real world fame - Meeks is already getting attention from Hollywood. Well, kinda....

While the 30-year-old Stockton, CA resident may have hoped that his jail house headshot might lead to some acting or modeling, it's instead resulted in something much more unexpected:

  • Kendrick Sampson Photo
  • Jeremy Meeks Mugshot

Vampire Diaries star Kendrick Sampson posted side-by-side photos of himself and Meeks with the caption, "My next role #JeremyMeeks."

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