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A Florida man named Gabriel Harris has gotten himself arrested for the sort of reason that only a Florida Man can get arrested for.

According to The Daytona Beach News-Journal, Harris drunkenly rode his bicycle through a Taco Bell drive-thru in New Smyrna Beach around 3 a.m. on Sunday morning.

After Harris grew angry over being refused service, employees called the police.

They arrived on the scene and took Harris into custody for resisting arrest because he grabbed the wrist of the cop who reached for the knife on Harris’ belt.

And, as you can see, Harris was none too happy about the incident:

Florida Man Mug Shot

Safe to say Gabriel Harris poses no threat to Sexy Mug Shot Guy, huh?

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Jeremy Meeks, step off. There's a new Hot Mug Shot Guy going viral online.

Sean Kory, a 29-year-old man from Santa Cruz, Calif., is making a run at the Hottie Thug / Felon Crush Friday crown, even though it's only Monday.

That's just how hot he is, people. You're welcome, ladies. You are welcome.

And the Winner is?

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The blue-eyed hunk, who strikingly resembles original Hot Mug Shot Guy standard-bearer Jeremy Meeks, was reportedly arrested over the weekend. Why?

He was yelling "I hate Fox News" and attacking a person dressed as a Fox News reporter at a Halloween parade. Seriously. Sounds totally stable.

According to reports, Kory grabbed the victim's mic and "proceeded to rub the microphone on his crotch and pummeled the victim with an aluminum tennis racket."

We don't even know where we'd start, so just insert your own joke here.

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Phil Spector is showing the toll prison life and 73 years of life in general are taking in two new mug shots of the music legend turned convicted murder.

  • Phil Spector Mugshot
  • Phil Spector Booking Photo

The most recent picture (left) shows a bald, somber-looking Spector staring straight into the camera. This image was taken of Spector last October.

He is a happier, though no more healthy looking, in a photo from last July.

The California Department of Corrections says the October picture was taken when he was moved to the California Heath Care Facility in Stockton.

The facility provides medical and mental health care to the sickest inmates, including those with chronic conditions. The state won't comment on Spector's health.

Phil is doing 19 years to life for the 2003 death of actress Lana Clarkson.

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Remember Jeremy Meeks?

Also known as Hot Mug Shot Guy, he was arrested in Stockton, California on multiple felony charges in July and his piercing blue eyes caused the hashtag "#PrisonBae" to go viral, while they also helped him land a modeling contract.

Now, it's time to meet the female version of Meeks.

A former JET Beauty of the Week, Angela Coates was recently booked on charges of disorderly conduct in DeKalb County, Georgia. She made her $360 bail the same night of her arrest, but not before she posed for one damn sext mug shot:

Angela Coates Mug Shot

But while the Internet is buzzing with Coats’ criminal beauty, the 22-year old is unhappy with how everything went down.

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MMA fighter War Machine pleaded not guilty to 32 criminal charges stemming from his alleged, vicious attack on ex-girlfriend Christy Mack and another man.

War Machine Mugshot

War Machine (also known as Jon Koppenhaver) entered the plea in a Las Vegas courtroom earlier this today, with prosecutors adding 25 additional charges.

If the allegations against him are true, that total sounds about right.

Police arrested War Machine and charged him with seven felonies after he allegedly beat Christy Mack within an inch of her life, then went on the lam.

The 32-year-old now faces many counts of battery, strangulation, kidnapping, coercion, burglary, and sexual assault ... in addition to attempted murder.

According to Christy Mack, he showed up at her home August 8, beat her boyfriend Corey Thomas terribly and then pummeled her even harder.

Breaking multiple bones all over the porn star's body and rupturing her liver, War Machine allegedly went on the run and eluded capture for a week.

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Reality star Will Hayden was arrested on rape charges this week, in connection with a shocking child molestation case already pending against him.

Discovery has canceled Sons of Guns, Hayden's show, in the wake of the arrest, and it's easy to see why: The alleged victim is his own 12-year-old daughter.

Will Hayden Mug Shot

Two weeks ago in Louisiana, Hayden was arrested for allegedly molesting his 12-year-old daughter. Hayden was released after posting bail at that time.

He was busted again this week, however, after an East Baton Rouge Sheriff's Department probe led to the enhanced charge of aggravated rape of a child.

Police, aided by U.S. Marshals, nabbed Hayden in Livingston, La.

Hayden said after the initial arrest that his ex-girlfriend, the mother of the child, was making up the bogus allegations to get back at him for ending the romance.

The daughter is pointing the finger now, though. Graphically.

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You would think getting so drunk that she knocked her one-month-old baby out of a stroller and got arrested was bad enough for Sandra Grohman.

Drunkenness is a powerful force, though, and she upped the ante, making sure all know about her story on the web by posing like this in her mugshots:

Sandra Grohman Mug Shots

Jazz hands plus goofy face equals internet immortality. Which is a cool thing if you're a cat or a part of some dance-off video. But in this case?

Grohman, 29, was sentenced to 180 days in jail in Humble, Texas, after she pleaded guilty to endangering a child following an alarming situation in April.

A concerned citizen called police to report that the mother, who appeared to be intoxicated, was pushing a stroller about five feet away from a busy road.

Witnesses said that the mother had fallen over, causing the baby to fall out of the stroller; officials had the baby checked out by EMS at the scene.

The baby was released to Children’s Protective Services, which is probably for the best for all involved here. Hopefully Sandra gets it together in the can.

On the bright side, check out other hilariously funny mug shots below:

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Texas Gov. Rick Perry was defiant Tuesday as he was booked on abuse of power charges, showing no sign of worry, angst or despair in his mug shot.

In fact, the man looks downright dashing in his booking photo:

Rick Perry Mug Shot

Rick Perry was indicted Friday. Other than him threatening to "fight this injustice with every fiber of my being," you would never know such a thing occurred.

The 64-year-old flashed a thin, confident grin beneath his always-perfect hair, then headed to a local Austin eatery for ice cream, which he Tweeted about.

The Republican, who is mulling a second presidential run in 2016, was indicted for carrying out a threat to veto funding for state public corruption prosecutors.

The longest-serving governor in Texas history is accused of coercion and official oppression for publicly promising to veto $7.5 million for the public integrity unit.

Perry threatened the veto if the county's Democratic district attorney, Rosemary Lehmberg, stayed in office after a DUI conviction, then made good on it.

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Remember when your mother told you to make sure you looked presentable when you left home and put on clean underwear just in case and yadda yadda you stopped listening, 'cause what did she know?

Well, she knew. And you should've listened to her. Because what if you got arrested and the police had to take your MUG SHOT. Infamy. That's what would happen. 

Because mug shots are those great equalizers of all people who commit crimes, lumping them together forever in one thing known as the public record.

Meta Mug Shot
This kid got arrested while wearing a shirt featuring a picture of himself....getting arrested.

Let's face it. Some people just don't photograph well, especially in the harsh fluorescent lights of jails.

There's something about the bricks and the flash and the probable drunkenness and disorderly conduct that just make these things turn out, well, hilarious.

Check out 23 of the funniest mug shots ever, above, to see what we mean, and lest you think we only pick on the regular people of the world, never fear.

There are plenty of celebrity mug shots to go around, as well ...

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Robert Burt may be quickly heading down the wrong path in life, but the 19-year-old Maine resident has a very meta sense of humor about it at least.

Having recently been arrested and charged with driving under the influence by Somerset County police, he had a mug shot taken. That's pretty standard.

Less so? Wearing a t-shirt featuring your previous mug shot in the process:

Teen Mug Shot Wearing Previous Mug Shot

The shirt was apparently made by Kory Drake, a co-worker at a restaurant in Pittsfield, Maine, to celebrate Burt's arrest, and he got a kick out of it.

So much so that he wore it when he returned to jail to start his sentence of 48 hours behind bars, knowing a second booking photo would be taken.

Burt said officers “laughed there asses off” (sic) when he showed up in it.

“They even let me hold the sign up so you could see the shirt,” he added.

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