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If you thought we were a bunch of jackasses before for thinking that Johnny Knoxville looked a lot like Josh Duhamel, well, you may wish to stop reading now.

The following celebrity look-alike may make Ellen DeGeneres and Owen Wilson look reasonable. But we just go where the eerie similarities take us.

Smiling Simpson

And sometimes they take us to talentless young sisters that ride the beautiful coat tails of their siblings; along with washed up former rockers. Or, to be more specific: to Ashlee Simpson and David Lee Roth.

Don't scoff. Take a close look at Jessica's little sister and the ex-Van Halen front man. They certainly sing with the same passion, don't they?

We just wonder if Nick Lachey has the same reaction when he hears "Jump."

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At T.H. Gossip, thinking up Celebrity Look-Alikes is one of our favorite pastimes. Another is thinking of new synonyms for "slut" when writing blogs about the luscious Lindsay Lohan, a.k.a., The Hollywood Harlot.

But we're here once again to talk about the former. Our dead-ringer pairs run the gamut from the virtually indistinguishable (Will Ferrell and Chad Smith) to the eerily similar (Suri Cruise and Bjork) to the absurdly inaccurate, yet still funny (Tom Cruise and Kim Jong Il).

Fergie and Josh Duhamel

This one falls into the first of those three categories. If Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel (right), appeared on Jackass as a body double for the insane stuntman and actor, Johnny Knoxville, would anyone be the wiser? At least before his group of rowdies poured hot sauce down his pants or pushed him off a pier in a shopping cart?

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When Howard Stern (the radio guy, not Howard K. Stern of Anna Nicole Smith fame) said on his show that talk show host Ellen DeGeneres and overrated actor Owen Wilson look very much alike, we had to put that to the test. Henceforth, he have compiled a little comparison for you here at T.H. Gossip.

Ellen DeGeneres Image

Okay, so this is not exactly a pair of dead ringers along the lines of Abbie Cornish and Reese Witherspoon. Or, for that matter, Tom Cruise and Kim Jong Il. But in the Celebrity Look-Alike business, you can't force it. Not every day hands you a gem. You take what you can get.

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The last time we compared celebrity faces, it was an uncomfortable affair. Abbie Cornish and Reese Witherspoon?

No wonder Ryan Phillippe won't return our calls. But our job is to report the truth.

Tara Pic

Which is why Kelly Ripa may not be too pleased with this week's selection of look-alikes. Nevertheless, we forge ahead with the remarkable resemblance.

If it's any comfort, Kelly, it's not that you've gotten a myriad of plastic surgery, like Tara Reid has admitted to. It's just that you look like you have. Feel better now?

Call us.

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This is awkward.

In the past, our celebrity look-alikes didn't have much in common (aside from, you know, their looks). But Suri Cruise and Bjork? They've probably never even heard of each other.

Reese Witherspoon Image

The same can't exactly be said for this pair. Indeed, Reese Witherspoon and Abbie Cornish are rumored to share more than the blonde locks you see below.

We apologize to Ryan Phillippe if pointing out these similarities makes things uncomfortable. But we've got a job to do.

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Actress Cate Blanchett is very fair-skinned, classically beautiful, and almost angelic looking. How ironic, then, that we would compare her to Satan. Yes, we are convinced that somewhere, Cate and Heather Mills have similar appearances, even if this photographic evidence doesn't fully support it. Think about it... and check it out:

 

Heather Mills' Bad Hair

Of course, the similarities between these two go so far (it's not exactly like Suri Cruise and Bjork here). Nothing can touch that comparison.

And besides, you'll never see Cate getting railed senseless in any sort of soft-core, "instructional sex tapes." Or trying to bilk $400,000,000 out of her soon-to-be ex-husband, a guy who's gonna be in a nursing home before long. Man. No wonder Stella McCartney wants to kill that b!tch Heather.

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Special thanks to one of our readers, who we shall call Kerri, for this suggestion. Our celebrity look-alikes aren't always on the mark -- sometimes, such as in the case of Tom Cruise and Kim Jong Il, they're really more for laughs than any sort of serious comparison. But we think this pair of look-alikes is particularly solid. At least as far as six-month old celebrity babies and Icelandic pop singers go.

Suri Pic

Yes, that is little Suri Cruise (left), and the amazing Bjork. Despite turning 41 later this year, we think Bjork is a dead-ringer for the spawn of TomKat.

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Okay, we know we've made this observation before, but we can't resist running it back again as part of our ongoing Celebrity Look-Alikes feature. With mentally unstable actor Tom Cruise always in the news and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il back in the public eye, testing his nuclear weapons underground and whatnot, how could we deny our fans the chance to see the striking similarities for their own eyes.


Wild stuff. If only we could appoint Cruise president of North Korea and get rid of the real nutjob. After all, as actor Alec Baldwin eloquently stated last month, you don't see Scientology believers flying planes into the World Trade Center.

Katie Holmes Looking Good?

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We're reaching a bit on this one. We admit it up front. But then again, all our Celebrity Look-Alikes and going to seem like dead-ringers compared to a pair of lovely ladies whose only real common trait is DSL (and by that we mean their preferred Internet connection, of course), or a popular actor and a one-time Iraqi strongman.

Anyway, here's the latest pair of celebs we thought warranted a look-like mention. On the left, we have Leonardo DiCaprio, 31, star of Martin Scorcese's new movie The Departed. On the right, fellow actor Eric Dane, 34, a.k.a. "McSteamy" on Grey's Anatomy. Maybe you don't see it, but we think there's a resemblance between these Hollywood hunks.

Leo DiCaprio Pic

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According to some celebrity look-alike submissions, a Britney Spears picture can look an awful lot like a Jessica Simpson picture.

Ouch. Sorry, Jess. It was really all in the dress. Bam Margera thinks you look good. Anyway.

The Bitch Be Back

That got The Gossip to thinking: What about the younger Spears sibling, Jamie Lynn? Who does she resemble? After looking through some Laguna Beach pictures, we found the answer:

Kristen Cavallari.

Don't worry, Kristen, this is a compliment. Jamie Lynn isn't constantly pregnant and/or married to any talentless garbage from the trailer park (no offense, Kevin Federline).

She's just young and cute. Sort of like how Dustin Diamond used to be before he starting making sex tapes.