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The Hollywood Gossip is renowned for breaking new ground, for defining its own boundaries. If we want to expand our Celebrity Look-Alikes to include three people at once, we're not afraid to pull the trigger!

Here are three blonde cuties you have probably heard of, and who are a combined 62 years old. In other words, old enough to make you feel dirty looking at this... though Hayden Panettiere (who does not appear here) is only 17. Think about that.

Looking Lost

Anyway, from left to right, here are aspiring actress and Laguna Beach alumna Kristin Cavallari, former American Idol finalist Kellie Pickler, and High School star Ashley Tisdale. That's the reality show, not your actual high school. Sorry, guys.

Chances are, you'll be hearing more from these three in coming years.

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Special thanks to Kate S., a devoted Hollywood Gossip reader from the great state of Michigan, for suggesting the newest edition to our ever-evolving collection of Celebrity Look-Alikes.

We have to agree with her on this one. They might not be confused for one another at a party (like, say, that jackass Johnny Knoxville and Josh Duhamel), but a resemblance certainly exists between this pair of blonde beauties:

Lauren Conrad and Kyle Howard Picture

On the left, that's actress Christine Taylor, wife of Ben Stiller - and a funny actress in her own right, as movies such as Zoolander have shown. Next to her is Lauren Conrad, who we got to know on Laguna Beach, and who has gone on to star in her own reality spin-off, The Hills, which is now in its second season on MTV.

Got a pair of look-alikes (funny or serious) that you'd like to see featured on The Hollywood Gossip? E-MAIL US and let us know. Our standards are really low!

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There is good news and bad news for fans of The View:

We'll start with the good: Rosie O'Donnell is back from her vacation. Actually, some viewers may take that as bad. Let's try again:

A Shooting Star

Sherri Shepherd will reportedly be joining the program as its permanent fifth co-host. She's pretty funny. Not as funny as Jessica Simpson and other celebs look in huge sunglasses. But still funny.

Now for the bad news: Shepherd looks eerily similar to the demonic woman she's replacing, Star Jones. Take a look below and see for yourselves.

But consider yourself warned, Sherri: If you actually act like Star, we're trading you to England for Leona Lewis and two packets of Earl Grey.

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T.H. Gossip can't help but wonder: Should Brandon Davis have played Rocky's son in the newly-released motion picture event, Rocky Balboa?

Absolutely not, because Brandon Davis is not only a total assclown, but a dude with no acting experience. But with his messed-up dark hair, oily-looking face and pouty lips, the partying pal of Paris Hilton could pass for a younger, wimpier Sylvester Stallone. See below:

Kim and Brandon

 

Uncanny, don't you think? And the similarities don't end with their looks. Davis' nickname is "Greasy Bear," while Stallone once got in a fight with Richard Gere involving some greasy chicken! Also, Davis was the one who unceremoniously anointed Lindsay Lohan "Firecrotch," and the 60-year-old Stallone surely banged scores of redheads in his prime.

Okay, so we're reaching. They all can't be Suri Cruise / Bjork caliber.

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At The Hollywood Gossip, we absolutely love Celebrity Look-Alikes. Possibly even more than reporting on the absurd stories of the day, such as Britney Spears dating Jonathan Rotem. There's just nothing like finding a good pair of famous folks that resemble one another and getting a good laugh at the end of the day.

Especially when said look-alikes involve both a fictional character and some Paris Hilton pussy. Yes, this one sure does. Check out the scary, undeniable likeness of Hollywood's most hated hotel heiress and a creppy, pussy-loving dude who is pretty universally despised in his own right: Dr. Evil of Austin Powers fame...

Criss Angel and Paris Hilton

 

These two have more in common than just their looks. The evil galactic ruler has to endure nemesis Austin exclaiming "Yeah, Baby!" every time they're together, and Paris Hilton has to listen the same when guys are tapping that fine ass. And it happens a great deal. Trust us.

Someone's gotta get these two together. Let's just hope Mini-Me doesn't try to cut the line at Hyde. No way Paris (or Dina Lohan) would stand for that $h!t.

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If you thought we were a bunch of jackasses before for thinking that Johnny Knoxville looked a lot like Josh Duhamel, well, you may wish to stop reading now.

The following celebrity look-alike may make Ellen DeGeneres and Owen Wilson look reasonable. But we just go where the eerie similarities take us.

Smiling Simpson

And sometimes they take us to talentless young sisters that ride the beautiful coat tails of their siblings; along with washed up former rockers. Or, to be more specific: to Ashlee Simpson and David Lee Roth.

Don't scoff. Take a close look at Jessica's little sister and the ex-Van Halen front man. They certainly sing with the same passion, don't they?

We just wonder if Nick Lachey has the same reaction when he hears "Jump."

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At T.H. Gossip, thinking up Celebrity Look-Alikes is one of our favorite pastimes. Another is thinking of new synonyms for "slut" when writing blogs about the luscious Lindsay Lohan, a.k.a., The Hollywood Harlot.

But we're here once again to talk about the former. Our dead-ringer pairs run the gamut from the virtually indistinguishable (Will Ferrell and Chad Smith) to the eerily similar (Suri Cruise and Bjork) to the absurdly inaccurate, yet still funny (Tom Cruise and Kim Jong Il).

Fergie and Josh Duhamel

This one falls into the first of those three categories. If Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel (right), appeared on Jackass as a body double for the insane stuntman and actor, Johnny Knoxville, would anyone be the wiser? At least before his group of rowdies poured hot sauce down his pants or pushed him off a pier in a shopping cart?

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When Howard Stern (the radio guy, not Howard K. Stern of Anna Nicole Smith fame) said on his show that talk show host Ellen DeGeneres and overrated actor Owen Wilson look very much alike, we had to put that to the test. Henceforth, he have compiled a little comparison for you here at T.H. Gossip.

Ellen DeGeneres Image

Okay, so this is not exactly a pair of dead ringers along the lines of Abbie Cornish and Reese Witherspoon. Or, for that matter, Tom Cruise and Kim Jong Il. But in the Celebrity Look-Alike business, you can't force it. Not every day hands you a gem. You take what you can get.

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The last time we compared celebrity faces, it was an uncomfortable affair. Abbie Cornish and Reese Witherspoon?

No wonder Ryan Phillippe won't return our calls. But our job is to report the truth.

Tara Pic

Which is why Kelly Ripa may not be too pleased with this week's selection of look-alikes. Nevertheless, we forge ahead with the remarkable resemblance.

If it's any comfort, Kelly, it's not that you've gotten a myriad of plastic surgery, like Tara Reid has admitted to. It's just that you look like you have. Feel better now?

Call us.

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This is awkward.

In the past, our celebrity look-alikes didn't have much in common (aside from, you know, their looks). But Suri Cruise and Bjork? They've probably never even heard of each other.

Reese Witherspoon Image

The same can't exactly be said for this pair. Indeed, Reese Witherspoon and Abbie Cornish are rumored to share more than the blonde locks you see below.

We apologize to Ryan Phillippe if pointing out these similarities makes things uncomfortable. But we've got a job to do.

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