Jennifer Love Hewitt is known as a serial dater, talking openly about her desire to get married and sampling every single man she can find. (The latest victim? Rumored new Bachelor Ben Flajnik.)

Why can't JLH settle down? Considering at least two of her assets, it's been a confounding question for years, but we now have the answer. Following a negative Twitter reaction to the actress' new look, Hewitt wrote: