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You'll notice that in this gallery of Jessica Simpson fashion statements, the outfits seem to have one thing in common. Sometimes two things, but there is a theme.

Let's just say Joe Simpson knows how to sell records.

Seriously, this is how you stay relevant for a decade and counting despite no discernible trace of talent. Wow. This is high fashion at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

Click to enlarge the Jessica Simpson pictures below and gasp in awe at some of the alleged singer's style choices. NOTE: We don't recommend doing so in public.

  • Bust-Boosting Dress
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Hi Girls!
  • Plunging Neckline
  • Jessica Struts Her Stuff
  • Nice Rack
  • Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever

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It's a battle of reality shows - The Hills and Dancing with the Stars - and celebrity style! They're wearing bronze, but both contestants are going for fashion gold.

Audrina Patridge recently dazzled at ShoWest in her Rafael Cennamo dress, while Lacey Schwimmer hit up a Hollywood party in the very same strapless dress.

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Who wore it better? Tell us in the poll below ...

Who looked better in this, Audrina Patridge or Lacey Schwimmer?

 

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Whether she's being mistaken for a Russian hooker or just performing in concert, singer Lady Gaga has definitely become one of celebrity fashion's top innovators.

We use that term very loosely, but at the same time, you can't deny that she always raises eyebrows (for better her worse) with her outlandish fashion statements.

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

But even Lady Gaga herself seemed less than thrilled by her latest style display upon landing Sydney, where she arrived after the aforementioned Russia incident.

FASHION GODDESS: Lady Gaga pics like this are nearly unrivaled.

Wearing what can best be described as a pair of old-fashioned panties (the kind with the added support in the middle, no less) a strapless bra, a white coat and purple hair, the dance-pop diva looked more than a little flustered.

We can sympathize. Who hasn't forgotten to get dressed before getting off an airplane, only to be swarmed by photographers in the terminal. It's rough.

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One is a talentless actress that has somehow landed a role on this fall's Melrose Place remake.

The other is a useless reality star only famous because she spends lots of money on material items.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

In other words, Ashlee Simpson and Bethenny Frankel have a similar impact on both society and the celebrity gossip world. They also have similar tastes in fashion.

Mrs. Pete Wenz attended an April party in New York City in the following Phillip Lim dress, while the Real Housewives of New York City star celebrated a Modern Bride event this past week in the same black ruffle-trimmed outfit.

Who looks better in it?

 

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It changes so often, you never know what to expect with Rihanna fashion.

Except, of course, that it will be eye-catching and provocative. So in that sense, nothing the music superstar wears can surprise us ... with one possible exception:

A smile!

Mya Fashion Choice

Who knew she was even capable. We're so used to that tough-as-nails, singular facial expression that we were completely caught off guard by her beautiful smile.

Heck, we barely noticed the spiky mohawk, zebra-patterned jacket or purple sneakers! Tell us what you think of the recovering singer's latest fashion foray ...

ONE OF A KIND: Other than leaked pictures of Rihanna nude, few things catch fans' attention more than the star's eye-popping, enigmatic fashion sense.

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Enjoying some down time and a rare break from her traveling S&M show, Britney Spears make a trip to Starbucks in Malibu looking beautiful and natural as ever.

The US leg of The Circus Starring Britney Spears is in the books, giving her a few weeks to relax before she takes the show to Europe, starting in London June 3.

Should give her plenty of time to stock up on pork rinds, pick up a couple of contraband prepaid cellphones, and drive around L.A. aimlessly with Jason Trawick.

Here's Britney with little or no makeup, and in a springy dress. Man, when you get her outside the big show, the ring leader looks like a surprisingly normal girl:

A fit-looking Britney Spears hits up her home away from home - Starbucks - while enjoying some time in California before her Circus tour resumes in Europe.

When the tour resumes, she'll be bringing her sons and ex-husband Kevin Federline along, so she won't have to worry about missing Sean Preston and Jayden James.

If she even remembers who they are, that is.

While she continues to rack up insane expenses and it seems like one legal squabble after another surrounds her daily life, Spears does seem reasonably happy and even stable lately. Those pharmacuetical companies make wonderful things.

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Hopefully at some point in the new documentary about her life, Paris Hilton's fashion sense (and we use the term more loosely than she is) is explored.

Below, the ho-tel heiress dons what is most likely the most awkward, skanky and unintentionally funny bathing suit in the history of humanity - paired with those ridiculous glasses she loves and a matching headband no less.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

Come on, Doug Reinhardt. Someone's gotta break it to her that she looks like ... well, what more do we have to add at this point? Look at the pic below!

What do you think of Paris' Hilton bikini ... or whatever the hell you would call this swimsuit? Love it or shove it?

 

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Gwen Stefani is the coolest chick alive.

Whether she's rocking out as part of a faux '80s band on Gossip Girl, debuting the trendiest fashions, looking far too good to be 39 years old or just hangin' with her husband and young sons, the No Doubt singer is always a breath of fresh air.

Here's Gwen Stefani arriving at L.A.'s LAX airport this morning, in an outfit only she could pull off, with hyper Kingston, 2, and sleepy Zuma, 9 months.

All together now: Awww ...

BABY CRAZY: With two sons in the past three years, will Gwen and Gavin Rossdale aim for a third? It's hard to argue against expanding this level of cuteness.

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When Holly Madison poses nude, she gives fans little room for debate.

You either find this birthday suit sexy or you don't.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

But when the former Playmate bares almost all, she makes contrasting fashion decisions that allow for endless back-and-forth between readers.

For example, the beauty has been catching major rays over the last week. On two occasions, she's been spotted in contrasting swimwear, causing us to ask which is her best look. Compare the styles below:

Which look do you prefer on Madison, the retro bikini or the string bikini?

 

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Two women. Two bright colors. Two sets of large breasts.

One dress.

Kim Kardashian Self Magazine Cover

Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson share more than just attention-grabbing bodies; the pair of beauties also has similar taste in fashion.

Compare the pics below and then vote in the proceeding poll. Who pulls off this one-strapped look best?

Who looks better in this outfit?

 

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