We profiled the men of Jersey Shore and their collective abundance of hair gel earlier today. Now it's a style showdown featuring a pair of their female co-stars.

Looking like an extra from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi showed us why she doesn't check off "white" on job applications.

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If it weren't followed by the likes of Lady Gaga's meat dress, Rihanna's hippie-style getup at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards might have garnered more attention.

Seriously, what is she going for here? Yikes. She was pretty awesome performing alongisde Eminem, though, so she shined where it counted most. As for Ciara?

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Usher believes that God sent him Justin Bieber as a protege.

But will the hip hop artist be so grateful and spiritual if his young friend defeats him in the following fashion face-off? That's the question, folks. Compare the two artists in black below and cast your vote:

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Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth are not musicians. Rather, they are MTV reality stars whose mere existence caused the network to stop playing music videos, which it pretends to honor in its annual Video Music Awards. Irony.

Anyway, which star of the mercifully-completed Hills looked better on the white carpet Sunday night? Audrina Patridge is looking a little gaunt, don't you think? Lo's always a cutie, but what's going on with that hair? Tell us ...

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"I never thought I'd be asking Cher to hold my meat purse." - Lady Gaga

Even by Lady Gaga standards, the meat dress she wore at the MTV VMAs was a bit of a fashion risk. She looked pretty tasty, though ... in more ways than one.

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