Earlier this week, we reported that Calvin Harris was caught cheating on Taylor Swift, and rather than penning a tearful ballad about like she would've in her crimped-hair "country" days, Swifty simply confronted her new boo and told him she's having none of it.

It may seem like Calvin got off easy, but sources close to Caylor say that in addition to receiving an ultimatum, the Scottish DJ was sentenced to 1,000 hours of Orange is the New Black reruns:

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Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama are either one of the happiest couples in Hollywood or they've done a marvelous job of fooling the world.

Demi gushes about Wilmer in interviews and credits him with helping her to turn her life around. The two of them frequently tweet at one another in sickeningly sweet fashion, sometimes comparing themselves to famous fictional couples.

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