by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Attention, celebrities:

This is how you blog! In a message to her fans on her official website, Ellen DeGeneres was hilarious in describing her post-nuptials state:

A Choice of the People

“I had a big, big weekend. I got married to Portia de Rossi! Sorry, John Stamos… this one’s taken.

You may notice something different about the way I’m writing…it’s fancy. This is the font I type in now that I’m MARRIED! I do a lot of things differently now …I say ‘I do’ a lot. For example: Who wants to do pilates? I do. Would you like a Mountain Dew? I do. Do you know why I pulled you over? I do. And that was just this morning.

The wedding was everything we hoped it would be. I wish I could’ve invited all of you. But I have some pictures and video I can show you when Season 6 starts on September 8th. I can’t wait to see them too…it was all a blur. See you then.”

Say hello to Mrs. Portia de Rossi.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Aspiring actress and star of The Hills Audrina Patridge has launched a new, official blog, where she’ll be updating regularly about her life.

Her latest entries include some of her favorite tunes of late, as well as a video of her and her sister Casey Patridge sharing some “interesting facts” about themselves. There are also some generic pics of her at home, etc.

The Bongo Girl

To be honest, it's not a very interesting site. In fact, it sort of sucks, given the vast amount of content Audrina could post if she were so inclined (no dirt on either Tal Cooperman or Justin-Bobby - come on). Total weak sauce.

Follow the link below to check out her new blog if you want to ... or just ogle the (real or fake) body of Audrina in this nice picture ...

Here's a nice photo of Audrina Patridge in a bikini. We had to get this picture on the site somehow, so we're also reporting news about her official site.

by Mischalova at . Comments

If you thought Living Lohan was a pathetic attempt for Dina Lohan to pretend like she was a decent mother... well, you were right.

But don't think for a moment that Michael Lohan, Lindsay's ex-con of a father and Dina ex-husband, is gonna sit around and let his former wife soak up every watt of the spotlight.

The man that almost makes Joe Simpson looks sane is being paid by OK! magazine to blog about every week's episode. Here's what he had to say about last night's season premiere:

For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids. I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me... I just hope Dina takes the high road â€" like a Lohan would â€" and rights these wrongs.

Ah yes, like a Lohan would. The most recent wrong Lindsay has righted involved those that think butch-looking DJs named Samantha Ronson can't find love.

by Free Britney at . Comments

We'd tell Spencer Pratt not to quit his day job, but since this apparently is his day job, he should probably just get a whole lot better at it.

Everyone knows the conniving, pimply star of The Hills doesn't have game with the ladies. Turns out Spencer's writing and web management skillz are similarly bad.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are Tools

Spencer Pratt's official site consists of the same photos and snippets of articles you have already seen on Us Weekly and a hundred other celebrity gossip sites like this one. Wow! Really creative stuff, dude. Such insightful content!

Moreover, the links on his site are black... against a black background, making them impossible to see. Spencer also showcases his impressive 9th grade reading level with headlines such as "Us Magazine: New cover onstands now!!" Combine all this with a heinous design and Pratt earns a solid D+ in blogging.

The only thing saving it from an F, in case you were wondering, are some of the comments correctly pointing out the suckitude of Spencer and Heidi.