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There was a time when THG hated Paris Hilton pretty hard.

She was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian, getting rich off her sex tape, her marketing ability and her complete lack of utter talent.

But that feels like forever ago, doesn't it?

Hilton has now been reduced to playing DJ at clubs (instead of headlining their parties as a guest), dressing as Miley Cyrus for Halloween and posing for a series of random bondage photos.

In short, she's become irrelevant - and there's nothing worse for someone who was only really famous for being famous.

Therefore, on Hilton's 33rd birthday, we give the D-lister a break and pay her tribute with 33 photos from a time when people actually cared about what she did. Those were the days, huh, Paris? 

Paris Hilton Mug Shot
Paris Hilton hasn't been famous for a long time. But she hasn't been arrested in years, either!

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Taylor Lautner has given so much to fans over the years.

Most notably, of course, he's given us oodles upon oodles of Taylor Lautner shirtless photos.

So, on the occasion of this actor's 22nd birthday, the least we can do is send some best wishs back his way, don't you think?

Lautner, of course, shot to fame alongside Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga. 

The career of this Grand Rapids native has somewhat stalled since, though he cracked us up as Frat Boy Andy in Grown Ups 2. He'll star in Tracers later this year.

And he stars in the following photo gallery right now! Click through 22 HAWT pictures of the brand new 22-year old and try not to get any drool on your keyboard:

Taylor Lautner with Fans
Taylor Lautner is very generous with his time. He signs autographs here for fans of The Twilight Saga.

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Forty-five.

It's hard to believe there have been that many Jennifer Aniston birthdays, and at least that many celebrity gossip tabloid covers saying she's lonely, pregnant, married, etc.

They are relentless.

The scrutiny Aniston's personal life is under pales in comparison to the career success she's had and the hotness she exudes on a daily basis, as evidenced here.

Call Me!
Don't worry, Jennifer Aniston. Following this spread in GQ, you'll be receiving non-stop calls from men around the world.

Aniston, for the record, is no longer the Lonely Girl, having been engaged to Justin Theroux for awhile now. She is in a great place, both personally and professionally.

No wonder the tabloids have basically made Kim Kardashian their cover girl on a weekly basis ... Jen's normalcy has left them at a loss for fake headlines.

Today, on her 45th birthday, we celebrate the greatness that is Jennifer Aniston pictures with the gallery above. Scroll through and bow down to the queen!

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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has officially declared February 6 Bob Marley Day in honor of the Jamaican singer, who would have turned 69 years old today.

Perhaps it's no surprise that Ford is a Marley fan, as the politician was seen in a video posted this winter dancing to "One Love" during a council session.

He is also high as a kite most of the time, from what we can tell.

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In his official proclamation of Bob Marley Day, Rob Ford said:

"We honor the legacy of Robert (Bob) Nesta Marley, an influential musician, advocate for human rights and international ambassador of peace."

P.S. Pass the bong whenever you get a chance ... mon.

A video of Rob Ford smoking crack surfaced last year, as did reports of city council outbursts in which is he believed to be drunk on the job. Standard.

Ford has been pressured to step down as mayor, but refuses ...

"'Cause every little thing's ... gonna be all right!"

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Harry Styles turns 20 years old today, but the One Direction singer has already given fans a present for the occasion:

His bare buttocks!

Oh yes, Styles was caught with his pants literally down a few days ago, peeing in Six Mix-A-Lot's bushes in one of the more random viral photos you're likely to see all year.

Styles, of course, teams with Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Niall Horan to form one of the world's most popular groups - and he's made the most headlines of all his mates.

He definitely dated Taylor Swift. He may be romancing Kendall Jenner. And he's looking quite handsome in the following photo montage.

Toggle away now and send Harry some birthday wishes!

Harry Styles in Italy
Harry Styles is front and center with his One Direction mates in this photo. It's from a performance in Italy.

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Happy birthday, Justin Timberlake! The former boy band member turned acclaimed solo artist (and very successful actor to boot) is 33 years young.

While his style has evolved (music-wise and fashion-wise), JT is one of a select few child stars who have transitioned seamlessly into being The Man.

Seriously, his career has had literally no hiccups or downturns, unless you count that all-denim outfit he wore in tandem with Britney Spears once.

Even in that case, he was dating Britney Spears, back when Britney Spears was THE Britney Spears. May be his most impressive career achievement.

Jessica Biel has the 20/20 Experience singer locked down now, of course, and ladies everywhere will no doubt agree that she is one lucky woman.

In honor of his birthday, here's a look at 33 Justin Timberlake photos that bring sexy back in a big way ... not that it ever left in this talented man's case:

Justin Timberlake and N Sync
The boys from N Sync, back in their heyday. That was a long, long time ago.

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The most Scandalous star on television celebrates a birthday today.

Yes, Kerry Washington is now 36 years old!

With Scandal Season 3 on hiatus until late February, fans are anxious to get their fix of D.C.'s most beautiful, vulnerable and ruthless fixer.

But Washington herself is likely happy for the hiatus: she's expecting her first child, after all, with husband Nnamdi Asomugha and the third season of her smash ABC series has been cut short by a few episodes for that important reason.

Still, you can watch Scandal online right now in order to relive Washington's best moments as Olivia Pope and then check out these photos in her honor:

Kerry Washington at the Emmys
Kerry Washington stars on Scandal. And also in this photo from the 2013 Emmy Awards

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Oprah Winfrey turns 60 today, a milestone that is not lost on the mogul, who reflects on her amazing career in the January issue of O, The Oprah Magazine.

"I'm 60 this month! 60. I'm so glad I've lived long enough to say those words and celebrate their meaning," she wrote. "I'm turning 60. I'm alive. Healthy. Strong."

Tom Cruise Jumps on Oprah's Couch
Tom Cruise, back in his heyday. What a NUT!

The woman who's seen and done it all says there's one thing she'll no longer do after hitting the big 6-0, and that's worry about her public perception.

"I'm turning 60, and - please don't take offense - I no longer have to be concerned about what anyone thinks of me!" O said, adding that there will be no more:

"Am I doing it right? Am I saying it right? Am I being what or who I'm 'supposed' to be? I'm turning 60, and I've earned the right to be just as I am," she said.

"I'm more secure in being myself than I've ever been."

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A THG favorite since he first stepped on to the American Idol stage years ago, Adam Lambert celebrates a birthday today:

The eccentric, talented, entertaining singer is 32 years old!

The artist came in second place on the Fox competition in 2009, though his debut album ("For Your Entertainment") ended up on multiple Top 10 charts around the world.

He has gone on to tour the globe, speak out for gay rights and even show off his acting chops. Have you caught Adam on Glee Season 5? He's perfect in the role of Starchild.

Hurry up and watch Glee online to see what we mean, submit your best wishes to the rocker and then toggle through 32 fun photos of the artist in honor of his 32nd birthday.

Adam Lambert in London
Adam Lambert does his entertaining thing here in London. They adore the singer in Great Britain.

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Liam Hemsworth said goodbye to Miley Cyrus a few months ago.

Now, the actor is saying goodbye to something else: the age of 23. He celebrates a birthday today!

Hemsworth, of course, was known for a long time as just Miley's boyfriend. Then, Miley's fiance.

But he has since broken out by playing the role of Gale in The Hunger Games, carving his own identity and proving that he's both a solid actor and not too hard on the eyes.

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