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James Franco is an American actor, director, screenwriter, producer, teacher, author and poet, according to the stirring first line of his Wikipedia page.

He is also 36 years old today, born one day before what would have been the most appropriate celebrity birthday ever. Just missed 4/20, man. So close.

When he's not making out with Seth Rogen, trying to pick up underage girls on Instagram or calling N.Y. Times critics bitches, he does actual work, and lots of it.

He's as educated and versatile as he is talented, awkward and hilarious, making for a rare combination in today's often banal, celebrity-obsessed culture.

It's hard not to think foundly of the guy. Check out the photo gallery below as we pay tribute to some of our favorite pics of Franco and the many reasons we love him ...

James Franco Picture
James Franco is a jack of all trades. Send him your birthday wishes now!

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Kourtney Kardashian will not be marrying Scott Disick any time soon.

But the reality star will be turning 35 years old... today, in fact!!!

Likely the least annoying of all Kardashian-Jenner sisters, Kourtney mostly makes valiant attempts stay out of the spotlight. She rarely posts bikini-based selfies, she's never banged Ray J on video and she has two very cute kids.

So while we do question Kourtney's taste in men (Scott Disick? Really?!?), we have no qualms about sending a bit of love this celebrity's way on her big day.

Join us now in wishing Kourtney Kardashian a happy 35th birthday and click through 35 photos of the E! star now:

Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie!
Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We're liking it!

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Victoria Beckham has hit a milestone.

The former Spice Girl and current mother of four turns 40 years old today. Yes, 40!!!

The ex-singer remains a prominent member of the modeling and fashion community, often posing in her underwear and sometimes making women jealously swoon by doing so alongside husband David Beckham.

Posh is even passing down her talents to at least one offspring, with Romeo Beckham making his modeling debut in late 2012.

On behalf of Emma Stone and Spice Girls fans everywhere, we send Victoria our very best birthday wishes and we honor her with the following gallery of sexy photos:

Victoria Beckham Lingerie Picture
Looking good, Victoria Beckham! This former Spice Girl remains spicy in her older age.

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She may be the most universally loved actress in Hollywood.

And now Emma Watson is 24 years old.

Indeed, the young woman behind Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter franchise hasn't just remained scandal-free throughout her impressive career.

She's attended Brown University, she's handled every public appearance with humor and grace and she once admitted to Teen Vogue that she sometimes handles fan horribly.

So let's all raise a glass to this humble, talented star and honor her 24th birthday with 24 beautiful photos. Flip through them now and send Watson your very best wishes...

Happy Birthday, Emma Watson!
Who doesn't totally adore Emma Watson! We honor the birthday girl here with 24 gorgeous photos.

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Legendary Playboy founder Hugh Hefner turned 88 yesterday and he celebrated as only Hef can: with his signature mix of old-fashioned class and inappropriately aged half-naked women.

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris Tweet

Crystal Harris dumped Hefner in brutal fashion in 2011, but nearly three years later Crystal and Hugh are happily married and she reportedly helped organize his b-day soiree held earlier this week.

"Tonight we start my weekend birthday celebration with the screening of my all-time favotire film 'Casablanca,'" Hef tweeted just before the event.

It's gotta be something of a letdown to be invited to the Playboy Mansion only to find out you're gonna be watching a 70-year-old movie, but in the style befitting Hef, there were plenty of lovely ladies in attendance, with a reported 28 current and former Bunnies on hand.

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The actress who broke the heart of Robert Pattinson turns 24 years old today.

Sadly, this is how Kristen Stewart will forever be known to many people, even though the star is doing all she can to stand out these days as someone other than R Patt's ex.

Heck, have you seen Stewart's orange hair?!?

Kristen is also trying to break free from the mold of Bella Swan. She’ll be seen on the big screen this year in Clouds of Sils Maria and Anesthesia. She’ll also soon start filming Snow White and the Huntsman 2.

Of course, if the whole acting thins doesn't work out, Stewart can always be a poet.

We salute this young beauty and we honor her here with a gorgeous photo montage. Happy birthday, K Stew!

Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart!
Hooray for Kristen Stewart! The actress is now 24 years old!

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Kate Gosselin turns 39 years old today, meaning she defied her ex-husband Jon's wishes and refused to just f--king die already, at least for another year.

Each time you think you've heard the last of attention-starved Kate, back she comes with a vengeance. She's like an immortal vampire of a reality TV star.

In fact, she will soon be seen on two different ventures, having joined the new Celebrity Apprentice cast and signed her brood up for a TLC "catch-up" special.

Awesome.

Anyway, it's her birthday. So wish her a happy one if you want. Or scroll through this gallery and see where you think she ranks among the worst celeb moms:

That Kate Gosselin Look
Doesn't it just make you a little bit ill? Yes, we thought so.

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One of the most successful artists in all of music turns 28 years young today on this 28th day of March, the year 2014: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta!

You may also know her as Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga: Tattoo, No Top!
Lady Gaga gets a huge tattoo, and no pants or top are being worn in the process of her getting it. Pretty great.

The only question is how the international pop star will celebrate this occasion. Hopefully it won't involve getting puked on ... although she is into that.

Hopefully she won't have to be too submissive to Taylor Kinney ... although she is into that too. Okay, whatever you wanna do is fine with us, Gaga!

Love or hate the Lady, there's no debate over the impact this young woman has had on the industry, and her immense popularity with fans proves it.

From the moment the Lady Gaga hermaphrodite rumors hit the web, and she dressed up like a human piece of meat on stage, we loved us some Gaga.

And we're not alone. Far from it.

Here's wishing her a happy 28th birthday from all the Little Monsters out there, and we hope you'll scroll through our photo gallery tribute to her above.

In other celebrity birthday news, Kate Gosselin, Vince Vaughn, Reba McEntire and Julia Stiles are also celebrating today. Hooray for the 28th of March!

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The mother of Dem Babies is 44 years old today.

But just because Mariah Carey is celebrating such a birthday, that doesn't mean she doesn't feel young at heart.

The legendary singer recently recreated Mean Girls along with husband Nick Cannon and she may now be considered middle-aged (empirically speaking), but we're confident those Mariah Carey bikini photos won't be stopping any time soon.

This Long Island native has sold over 200 million records across the globe and was the best-selling recording artist of the 1990s. She has the most number-one singles of any solo singer... EVER.

Yes, Carey may be known more for her selfies, her breasts and her twins these days. But this is likely the most successful female artist in the history of the universe.

Celebrate her 44th birthday below with 44 beautiful photos of Mariah Carey:

Mariah Carey and Her Cleavage
Happy birthday, Mariah Carey. We wish you and your assets the very best.

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It's impossible to believe, but we once lived in a world without Twitter. Eight years ago, that is.

The social media service celebrates a birthday today, and a look at various celebrities' first-ever Tweets prove how far we've come.

Miley Cyrus isn't topless. Justin Bieber isn't telling his fans how no one can break their spirit. And Oprah Winfrey? Okay, she's still pretty charming and classy.

But in honor of Twitter turning the calendar on another year of life, we flash back below to 2006 and relive the initial online messages sent by Cyrus, Bieber, Lady Gaga and many other superstars.

It seems like only yesterday, right? Okay, maybe not...

Ellen's First Tweet
This is Ellen's first-ever Tweet. And, yes, it's called a Tweet.

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