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The Warlock is now one year older.

Charlie Sheen celebrates a birthday today, turning 48 as part of what has been a relatively quiet year for one of Hollywood's most outspoken bad boys.

Yes, Sheen is once again residing with Capri Anderson. And, granted, he continues to battle over custody with Brooke Mueller, but his ex-wife's drug problems are actually making Sheen look sane these days.

Which isn't much fun for the rest of us.

Charlie Sheen Up Close

Sheen played a role in Scary Movie 5 and continues to churn out episodes of Anger Management on FX, although future installments won't feature the fired Selma Blair. She dared to diss the actor and likely won't be sending him any presents any time soon.

But go right ahead and send in those birthday best wishes to Sheen if you so desire. We won't judge.

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Michael Jackson, the late, great King of Pop, would have been 55 today.

The dominant entertainer of his generation, if not history, it's no surprise that his music and legacy continue to inspire passion among fans young and old.

The commemoration of MJ's birthday has, for the fifth consecutive year, sparked tributes to the icon from Gary, Ind., who passed away in June 2009.

He is remembered for dozens of hit songs that changed music forever, inspiring countless other artists and breaking every record in the business.

Michael was also known for personal eccentricities, a life constantly plagued by scandal and speculation, and for being charitable (see above).

Most of all, he would like to be remembered for raising three wonderful children. Prince, Blanket and especially Paris have felt his loss so deeply.

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One is a member of the sexiest boy band around.

The other has suffered a devastating personal tragedy.

But both turn a year older today, as Liam Payne is now 20 years old and Lea Michele is 27.

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  • Lea Michele Smiling

Payne is riding high these days, with One Direction winning an MTV Video Music Award Sunday night and with his group's new movie coming out tomorrow.

He does think Taylor Swift is sort of lame for continually bashing bandmate Harry Styles, but can you blame the cute for being loyal to a friend?

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Demi Lovato turns 21 years old today - and the singer has plenty of reasons to pop some champagne!

The birthday girl is set to once again judge The X Factor alongside Simon Cowell, while a recent report said she will also guest star on Glee this fall.

Granted, as explained in one of the following videos, there's an unexpected Demi Lovato nude scandal possibly in the works... but the star has built up so much good will since leaving rehab two years ago that we doubt it will slow her career momentum.

So go right ahead and send Demi your very best birthday wishes today.

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Madonna Louise Ciccone, better known simply by the first of those three names, turns 55 Friday, and the Queen of Pop is looking better than ever!

Well, save for that ridiculous grill. Can't win 'em all.

Over her three-decade career, Madonna has sold 300 million-plus records, making her the top-selling female recording artist of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Here's wishing her a happy 55th birthday today!

Always one who is willing to push the limits, and never one to shy away from controversy, she undeniably raised the bar for women in show business.

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A THG favorite celebrates her birthday today.

Oh, yes, readers, Jennifer Lawrence is now 23 years old!

The young actress has sky-rocketed to enormous fame since being cast as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games, earning an Academy Award last year for her portrayal and Silver Linings Playbook and coming across as generally awesome.

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She adores Jeff Bridges. She photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker on the red carpet. She thinks the paparazzi should all be arrested.

Seriously, she's the coolest.

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They are famous, they are beautiful - and they are each one year older today!

Halle Berry (47) and Mila Kunis (30) each have plenty to celebrate at the moment aside from the anniversary of their births, as Berry is both a newlywed and an expecting mother, while Kunis is happily dating Ashton Kutcher and is considered really hot by Reddit users.

Berry, of course, is somewhat of a looker herself.

So as you send in these beauties your very own birthday wishes, be sure to also vote in the following poll. Help us decide: Which of these actresses would be better to bang?

And the Winner is?

Mila Kunis or Halle Berry? Good luck deciding between these beauties for your bed, fellas! View Poll »

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Chris Hemsworth celebrates his 30th birthday today, although it would be hard to blame the Australian actor if he wishes to remain 29 forever.

Over the past 12 months or so, Hemsworth has sky-rocketed to fame in The Avengers and Snow White and the Huntsman, growing into a household name and even becoming a father last May.

Chris Hemsworth Photograph

But the future also looks bright for this action star.

He has completed production on Thor: The Dark World and will be rooting on brother Liam in this November's Catching Fire. Yes, life is pretty good for the Hemsworth brothers.

Join us now, THGers, in wishing Chris a happy 30th birthday!

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Clear the roads, California residents. Kylie Jenner is now 16 years old!

The reality star and part-time model celebrates that major occasion today, likely by spending time with boyfriend Jaden Smith, but definitely NOT by being in front of the camera very much.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians actress can be surprisingly shy.

Jenner, Kylie

Expect plenty of birthday wishes to be sent Kylie's way today, with Kim Kardashian possibly even breaking her post-baby run of silence and sending out a message on Facebook. Or having her assistant to it at least.

So along those lines, allow us to join in the chorus: Happy birthday, Kylie Jenner!

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Whitney Houston would have celebrated a milestone today if she were still with us.

The late musical icon - who died of a drug overdose on February 11, 2012 - was born on August 9, 1963. So she would have been 50 years old today.

In honor of the occasion, let's relive Whitney's brightest moment, also known as The Singer Greatest Rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner in American History:

Since Whitney's death, her family has appeared on a reality show and her daughter Bobbi Kristina has been in the news for reasons both sad and tragic, happy and romantic.

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