Jessica Simpson was born 29 years ago today.

Who would have ever guessed this small-town Texas girl would one day become one of the biggest stars around, with no discernible singing or acting talent? It's a great testament to both strong marketing and males' collective love of breasts.

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A truly terrific twosome celebrates birthdays on this sixth of July! After a weekend that marked America's 233rd, here are photo galleries of a couple of stars who officially turned a year older and wiser (well, probably not the latter) today.

The only question? Will guns be more popular at the b-day party of 50 Cent ...

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While there are no notable celebrity birthdays on the 4th of July, the United States of America (1776-present) turns 233 today. Give it up for the red, white and blue!

In honor of our great growing yet another year older and (hopefully) wiser, here's an image that pretty much sums up what the glory of this country is all about.

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Tom Cruise is bonkers.

There's really no other way we can put it. He jumps on couches. He gets married a lot. He shares his bizarre opinions on all sorts of political and social issues.

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Kendra Wilkinson turns 24 years old today.

Don't worry about getting anything for Hugh Hefner's ex, though. Over the past few months, she's already handed herself the best two gifts possible:

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We'd wish Chris Brown a happy 20th birthday on this 5th of May, but we're not sure he's deserving. Hopefully the music star lays low today and reflects on the serious crimes he is charged with after "allegedly" beating Rihanna to a pulp.

So enjoy your birthday, Chris, if only because it may be your last one in some time that isn't spent behind bars. That's enough to make you go ...

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