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Former reality star Tiffany Pollard turns 28 today and we know exactly what she needs as a gift:

Another 15 minutes in the spotlight.

Indeed, the woman best known as "New York" extended her initial run for an impressive, nauseating amount of time. She rose to fame as a contestant on Flavor of Love... received her own spin-off from VH1 titled I Love New York... parlayed that series into New York Goes to Hollywood... and ended the streak with New York Goes to Work.

On that last show listed, Pollard tried her hand at various jobs, such as flight attendant and farmer. How ironic, considering she now needs a new gig for real.

If anyone out there is hiring, New York could use a paycheck as a birthday present. Barring that gift, just send along a few best wishes and check out the following photo montage in her honor:

Pink Wigging Out
  • New York Photo
  • Tiffany Pollard, Boobs

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Elin Nordegren, the scorned wife of the world's #1 golfer and adulterer Tiger Woods, turns 30 years old on this first of January. Happy birthday, Elin!

If Tiger has any brains, he'll order up a Kobe special for his girl to get the year started off right. He doesn't want her coming at him wielding a 9-iron.

If you have any brains, you'll click to enlarge this gallery of Elin Woods pictures we put together below. We can't believe Tiger cheated on her either:

  • Vintage Elin Nordegren
  • Fight For the Kids
  • What Elin Knew

What celebrity birthdays are coming up next as we begin an exciting new year of Hollywood news and gossip? Check out our calendar and find out!

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We knew December 28 felt more adorable than most dates - and now we know why.

Former American Idol star David Archuleta celebrates his 19th birthday today.

The Star Search champion released his debut album in November 2008 and while he hasn't made it huge on the charts, Archie still holds a special place in many fans' hearts.

Below is an example of why. Check out David's performance on an installment of Live with Regis and Kelly that aired last week:

Once you wipe the tears away, enjoy the following photo montage in the birthday boy's honor. Hurry up and send him your best wishes before it's too late!

Giving Thumbs Up
Aspiring Actor, Singer
David Archuleta, No Pants!

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Ryan Seacrest turns 35 today.

On one hand, we wanna wish the American Idol host a very happy birthday and tell him to celebrate it in a safe, responsible manner.

On the other hand, we wanna strangle him until almost no life remains because he's responsible for hoisting Keeping Up with the Kardashians on the world. Seacrest serves as executive producer on that "reality" show.

He actually seems like a perfectly nice guy and his chemistry with Simon Cowell is a major reason we tune in to Idol every week. But, seriously Ryan, the country didn't need to get to know anyone in the Kardashian family aside from Kim's boobs.

Still, we honor Seacrest with the following photo montage and by asking readers to send in their birthday wishes for him...

Ryan Seacrest Pic
  • R-Crest
  • Bikini Girl Returns

Twilight Saga author Stephenie Meyer also turns 36 today. Check out celebrity birthday calendar to see when your favorite stars celebrates his/her big day.

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30.

That's not the number of men Holly Madison slept with last night. Nor is it the number of time she flashed her breasts.

Instead, that's the age this Playboy model turns today, as Madison was an early Christmas present for her parents in 1979.

The past 12 months haven't been especially kind to Holly. She and her busty friends ranked as THG's eighth biggest celebrities of 2008, but failed to recapture their former glory after moving out of the Hugh Hefner's mansion this year.

Since then, Madison got voted off Dancing with the Stars very early on season eight; broke up with Criss Angel; heck, dated Criss Angel; and watched as Kendra Wilkinson stole the spotlight with the birth of her son.

In other words: Holly needs all the birthday wishes you can muster! As you enjoy her photo montage below, send them in today!

Posing
  • Lunch Break
  • Hot for Holly
  • Stuck in a Pickle
  • Mad about Madison
  • Hold Me Tight
  • Look at Me, Playboy!
  • Holly Madison, Playboy Cover

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A pair of contrasting celebrities celebrate birthdays today.

First up, Ali Lohan turns 16. She's still too young to go clubbing with her screwed up sister or wear a bathing suit that exposes her cleavage - but, hey, at least she can earn her learner's permit in some states!

Ali is on record as saying she wants to follow in Lindsay's famous footsteps, so expect a solid, Mean Girls-like comedy from her in the near future; followed by a series of box office busts, drunk driving arrests and cocaine smudges on her nostrils.

For now, let's try to celebrate her quasi innocence while it lasts. Enjoy the photo montage below...

  • Lindsay's Sister
  • Ali Lohan Image

Jordin Sparks also celebrates a birthday today. The former American Idol champion turns 20.

She can't drink legally for another year, but we can all raise a glass in appreciation of this seemingly normal, grounded, talented singer. She's the anti-Ali Lohan in every possible way, even swearing off sex until marriage.

Send in your birthday wishes to Jordin - and to Ali, if you really want to - right now and click on the following pics of Sparks to enlarge each one...

  • Pic of Jordin Sparks
  • I Won

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December 18 is a good day for celebrity birthdays.

From acclaimed actors to celebrity gossip staples (sometimes those two overlap) to Grammy-winning singers, crazy beauty queens and rappers who've been arrested approximately 147 times, this day in history produced them all.

Happy birthday to Brad Pitt (46), Katie Holmes (31), Christina Aguilera (29), DMX (39) and Tara Conner (24)! Steven Spielberg (63) and Keith Richards (66) too!

Here's a photo tribute to the birthday boys and girls ...

  • Just a Mustache
  • Katie Holmes Elle Cover
  • Suri and Katie Picture
  • Perfume Pitch
  • Awesome Aguilera
  • A Mug Shot of DMX
  • Smiling DMX Mug Shot
  • New DMX Mug Shot!
  • DMX Mug Shot (Yawn)

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For her 21st birthday, Vanessa Hudgens will not be receiving a digital camera from The Hollywood Gossip.

However, our staff has chipped in and purchased many layers of clothing for the young star. After all, we wanna see her succeed on the big screen... just not as an adult film actress!

The rising star celebrates a milestone today, finally turning the legal drinking age. We'd imagine she raises a flute of champagne or two with dreamy boyfriend Zac Efron.

What do you get a young woman that has a successful career and a hunk on her arm? Aside from advice to never pose naked again, we can only come up with birthday wishes from an adoring public. Send them in today!

In honor of Hudgie Bear, we also present the following photo tribute. Click on each pic for a larger image...

Hudgie Bear Pic
  • Zac and 'Nessa
  • So Alluring
  • With Clothes On
  • Zanessa 4 Eva!
  • A Vanessa Hudgens Photograph
  • Sleek and Straight
  • InStyle Cover
  • Zac's Gal
  • V-Hudge
  • InStyle UK Cover
  • Going Fancy
Vanessa Hudgens, Bikini

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For her 20th birthday, we were gonna get Taylor Swift a quartet of Country Music Awards. But she already has those.

Then, we were gonna ensure her nomination for a slew of Grammys. But, nope, the singer has snagged those, too.

A fake ID, so she doesn't have to wait a year to drink legally? Nah. This isn't Miley Cyrus.

Might we honor the beauty with a spot on our Celebrity of the Year countdown? You'll find out soon!

For now, we're simply gonna offer Taylor gifts that money can't buy: our deepest appreciation of her talent, our gratitude for her normalcy, a request to readers to send in your birthday wishes to the superstar, and the photo montage below...

  • Female Icons
  • Swift and Awesome
  • Swift, Cute
  • Musical Guest
  • One of the Best
  • Pretty Singer

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He's dated Lindsay Lohan, danced with the stars, gotten busted for pot and been engaged for a week to the woman that starred alongside Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart in the couple's odd, quasi sex tape.

But Aaron Carter turns 22 today, so we have a message for the former boy bander: it's time to grow up.

No more dating train wrecks, smoking ganja or mistaking infatuation for love. A couple people out there look up to you, Aaron. Change your behavior and make them proud!

Send in your birthday wishes to Carter today and check out the following photo tribute to this handsome singer...

Carter Bro
Carter and Smirnoff
  • Flirty Partners
  • Pic of Aaron Carter

While the nation honors Carter - along with the anniversary of the 1941 Pearl Harbor attacks - today, the following celebrities also turn a year older:

NBA legend Larry Bird; All-Pro wide receiver Terrell Owens; and Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter. We wish them all a happy, safe birthday celebration!