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Today's celebrity birthdays feature a couple of rising TV stars. And we don't exactly have to issue a Gossip Girl or True Blood spoiler alert to point out the respective hotness of this birthday guy and gal. Because you are already well aware.

Here's a little photo tribute to one of the only men on the planet who can top Robert Pattinson in an attractiveness poll, Alexander Skarsgard (33) ...

Alexander Skarsgard Nude

... and the incredibly beautiful Blake Lively (22) ...

A Nasty Thrill Indeed

Other celebrity birthdays today? Rachael Ray, Rachel Bilson, Gene Simmons, Claudia Schiffer, Regis Philbin and Sean Connery. Give it up for August 25!

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We've already wished Hayden Panettiere a happy 20th birthday.

Now it's time to wish Brody Jenner a happy 26th day of birth!

After all, what's not to love about Brody Jenner?

He's hot. He surfs. He's always similing. He used to be best friends with Spencer Pratt but that bromance ended. He dated Nicole Richie, Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad before hooking up with Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008 Jayde Nicole.

He is famous for pretty much no reason aside from being Bruce Jenner's son and the women he's dated. The dude is even the stepbrother of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian, further elevating his profile by virtue of his doing nothing.

Here's a 26-photo tribute to today's birthday boy ...

  • Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner Photo
  • Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner
  • Shirtless Brody Jenner
  • A Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole Picture
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The lovely Hayden Panettiere turns 20 years old today. Break out the champagne glasses and the ... oh, wait. Don't. Gotta wait one more year for that!

She may blame the media for her tough life, but we're not gonna quit paying attention to this cutie anytime soon. With a face like that, how could we?

Here's Hayden at the premiere of I Love You, Beth Cooper ...

Pretty Hayden Panettiere Pic

Leave a comment and send in your birthday wishes to Hayden, as the Heroes star is too young to booze it up, but old enough to have her heart warmed.

Then, in celebration of the actress' 20th birthday on this 21st of August, click to enlarge 20 of our gallery's best Hayden Panettiere pictures below ...

  • Hot Hayden Panettiere
  • Hot Hayden Panettiere Picture
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The Hills' resident villain and PR svengali, Spencer Pratt, has turned another year older and richer on this 14th day of August, 2009 A.D. Say what you will about the man, he has turned being a media whore into art. Very lucrative art.

Having made himself rich and famous simply by existing, being overexposed and universally hated, Spencer Pratt deserves a tip of the hat on his 26th birthday.

By loving to hate him like we (and so many others) do, we're playing right into his hand. Which we know, and yet we don't stop. Because it's just too much fun.

Here are 26 photos of Mr. Heidi Montag to celebrate the big day ...

  • Spencer Pratt Painting
  • Heidi Pratt Playboy Cover
  • A Speidi Smooch
  • The Pratt Family
  • Pretend Paparazzi
  • Pratt at the Party
  • Caveman Spencer
  • Speidi Gives Back
  • Speidi For a Cure
  • Masked Speidi
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Marisa Miller is very possibly the most gorgeous woman on this planet, and likely the universe. We doubt you'll disagree after seeing her with her iPod below.

In honor of the model's 31th birthday on this sixth day of August, we put together a gallery of Marisa Miller pics below. But none will be able to top this ...

Nude Marisa Miller

If this Marisa Miller picture doesn't make you want to listen to music on an older-model iPod while reclining on a sandy beach, we simply don't know what will.

We know. It will be very difficult to move on with your day having seen this. But on the flip side, you could have never seen this today. You would clearly be worse off.

So you're welcome. You can thank us by browsing even more images and voting on the hottest. Click to enlarge any of the additional Marisa Miller pictures below ...

Hot Marisa Miller Photo
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Today's celebrity birthdays are no strangers to criticism.

One has been called a lying, cheating disgrace. The other a neophyte, liberal socialist. When you're on top, the haters will say anything to cut you down!

One is fired up and ready to go. The other juiced up and ready to go ... to the Hall of Shame. Yes, it's the current Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. Armed Forces, Barack Obama (48), and disgraced MLB pitching legend Roger Clemens (47)!

In honor of this 4th day of August, here's a little photo tribute to the middle-aged birthday boys. Click to enlarge these images of the HGH-fueled Rocket ...

  • Debbie and Roger Clemens Picture
  • Debra Clemens

... and the 44th president of the United States of America ...

Barack Pic
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What do you get the boy wizard that has everything?

Daniel Radcliffe turns 20 years old today, as the Harry Potter star has already received the best gift anyone could ask for: he recently (spoiler alert!) defeated Lord Voldemort and lived happily ever after with Ginny Weasley.

Despite this victory, Radcliffe could use some self-confidence. Earlier this month, he said that Robert Pattinson was much sexier than he is.

Do you agree? Send in birthday wishes to Radcliffe now and enjoy the following photo montage in his honor...

Dapper Daniel
  • Laughing in the Rain
  • Harry Potter Star
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Our favorite Dancing with the Stars professional/aspiring country music singer/outright hottie celebrates her birthday today.

Indeed, Julianne Hough turns 21 years old, meaning this chaste beauty can finally swallow something a bit harder than water.

The girlfriend of Chuck Wicks and brother of Derek Hough is taking the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars off in order to focus on her singing career. As long as she continues to look like this, we're pretty sure Julianne is in good shape.

In honor of the talented birthday gal, click on the following photos of Julianne Hough...

Major Hottie
Dashing Dancers

Meanwhile, one of the only people on the planet that can rival Hough for pure and utter sexiness is Gisele Bundchen. She turns 29 today. Drool away, boys...

Gisele Nude, Body Paint

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Jessica Simpson was born 29 years ago today.

Who would have ever guessed this small-town Texas girl would one day become one of the biggest stars around, with no discernible singing or acting talent? It's a great testament to both strong marketing and males' collective love of breasts.

We salute you, Jessica Simpson!

In honor of this special day, here are 29 of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures through the years. Click to enlarge these classics, past and present ...

  • J-Simpz
  • And One More Thing ...
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Bust-Boosting Dress
  • Jessica the Goddess
  • Not Fat
  • Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
  • No Comment
  • Double Belted
  • Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever
  • Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert!
  • Rah Rah Romo
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A truly terrific twosome celebrates birthdays on this sixth of July! After a weekend that marked America's 233rd, here are photo galleries of a couple of stars who officially turned a year older and wiser (well, probably not the latter) today.

The only question? Will guns be more popular at the b-day party of 50 Cent ...

50 Cent Carless

... or at the bash of our uber-intelligent 43rd President, George W. Bush!?

Bush Oh Face

When does your favorite celeb commemorate another year of not kicking any sort of bucket Check out our celebrity birthdays calendar and find out now!

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