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He's not as famous as his 17-year old sister.

Nor is he as racy as his 10-year old sister.

But Trace Cyrus does have something his famous siblings can't lay claim to: a birthday today! He turns 21.

Trace is a guitarist and singer for the band Metro Station. He made news in the summer of 2009 for dating Demi Lovato and then for trashing The Jonas Brothers.

As seen below, Cyrus is clearly a graduate of The Matthew McConaughey School of Dressing. Send him your birthday wishes, and possibly a shirt, right now...

Trace Cyrus Photograph

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Rihanna turns 22 today. What a difference a year makes!

The singer will ring in her birthday with a very "private and intimate" bash thrown for her by her boyfriend, L.A. Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp, according to reports.

Last year, a carnival-themed 21st birthday bash for her in NYC was canceled due to the craziness surrounding the attack she suffered at the hands of Chris Brown.

This year, with that in mind:

"(Matt) really wanted to do something nice for Rihanna as she didn't have much of a 21st birthday last year," says an E! News source. Nice guy, that Matt Kemp.

Rihanna's new man is treating her right!

The party, which was going to be a surprise until she caught on, will be a low-key night with "close friends, Jamaican food, a photo booth, dancing and cake."

Sounds ideal if you ask us. Hope all your wishes come true, Birthday Girl! Here's a little tribute we put together of Rihanna pictures to mark the special day.

Click to enlarge and leave a comment with birthday greetings for her!

  • Crazy Fashion
  • RiRi Topless
  • Uhhhhhh
  • Rihanna Nipple Ring Picture
  • Rihanna Nude
  • Rihanna: Prince?
  • Rihanna, Glasses

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Paris Hilton turns 29 today. While she has never been our favorite celebrity, we have come to respect Paris to a certain degree because she knows what she is:

A rich hotel heiress famous for no reason.

While wannabes like Kim Kardashian mug for the cameras, Tweet constantly and do everything in their power to stay famous, Paris just kinda does her thing.

Since her infamous sex tape in 2003, she has marketed herself ingeniously and even cleaned up her image. The airhead bit may even be (kind of) an act!

Just 1 Night in Paris

Happy birthday, Paris! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

She's perfectly content racking up millions in appearance fees and product deals and dropping hints about marriage to beau Doug Reinhardt. Not a bad life.

Click to enlarge some of the Paris Hilton photos we put together as a special birthday tribute, then leave a comment wishing her a happy birthday below!

  • Holiday Spirit
  • Fairies
  • Paris and Pup
  • Hilton Pic
  • Gripping Paris Hilton

Also celebrating birthdays today: NBA legend Michael Jordan, alleged actress Denise Richards, Jessica Simpson's pimp/dad Joe, Jerry O'Connell and more!

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Ice-T turns 52 today, but fans need not worry about getting him a present.

The rapper-turned-actor's wife purchased a gift for him years ago: cartoon-sized breasts, as evidenced by the following photo of Ice and Coca...

Other birthdays boys include John McEnroe (51) and Kim Jong-il (69).

Check out our celebrity birthday calendar now to see when your favorite stars turn a year older. Then, send in your best wishes to today's honorees, with the exception of Kim Jong-il. That guy sucks.

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A former Vice Presidential candidate and current money-hungry celebrity is 46 today (Sarah Palin).

America's most beloved actress, according to many, also celebrates a birthday (Jennifer Aniston).

But one milestone stands above all else on February 11, 2010: Taylor Lautner turns 18! Women around the globe know what this means, as the date has likely been circled on their calendars for months:

They can now think dirty, legal thoughts about the Twilight Saga stud muffin. Of course, Lautner himself doesn't seem that impressed with the occasion. Asked about his plans for it, Taylor said:

“I’ll spend time with family and friends... I don’t like to do anything huge, but it is 18, so, it’s kind of a big one I guess."

Isn't that humility a major reason why so many fans are drawn to this rising star? That and his ridiculous six-pack, of course.

All Taylor Lautner wants for his birthday? A kiss from Taylor Swift - and birthday wishes from YOU! Send them in now.

Lautner will also celebrate the big 1-8 by starring in Valentine's Day, opposite former fling Taylor Swift, which opens this weekend. Will you go see it 12 times?

In honor of this quasi national holiday, we've posted a slew of Taylor Lautner pictures below. Go ahead and ogle, ladies. The police can't do anything about it now...

  • Beach Bowler
  • People's Choice Cutie
  • Teen Wolf
  • Stylin!
  • Shirtless and Sexy
  • Smoldering

A few not-at-all insane fans made the following video in honor of Lautner's big day. Watch it now.

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As celebrity birthdays go, this one is particularly special to us. You betcha, Sarah Palin turns 46 today! Hopefully she remembered to write a note on her hand!

Since bursting onto the scene in 2008, Sarah has been a lightning rod, becoming one of the most popular and unpopular figures in politics simultaneously.

That's a tough feat, and despite her resignation as Governor of Alaska last year, we don't imagine we've seen the last from her on a major political stage.

Some people want her to run for President. Others want her to run away somewhere - anywhere - and never come back. Either way, she gets people talking!

Here's a little birthday tribute of Sarah Palin pictures. Click to enlarge!

  • John McCain Who?!
  • Call My Agent
  • Mother of Five

Should Sarah Palin run for President?

 

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Shame on you, Kendra Wilkinson. You're a mother now. It's time to set a good example.

Not a week has gone by in 2010 where Kendra has not been featured on the cover of a supermarket tabloid. She's not exactly talented. She needs to make money somehow. We get that.

But the latest issue of OK! Weekly continues a disturbing trend by magazines across the nation, most notably this pathetic rag: the focus on post-pregnancy weight loss.

Even Kourtney Kardashian acknowledges that it's perfectly acceptable to not return to a size two immediately upon giving birth. One is tired, one is taking care of a newborn, it's quite alright if one's figure shows the signs of new motherhood.

But is Kendra willing to take a stand against the unhealthy message that women must go on a strict diet as soon as a baby is no longer in their womb? Not if she can get paid for promoting it!

Bikini and a Baby

Wilkinson says she goes through "45 minutes of hardcore training and weightlifting," followed by the treadmill until she's tired. She also does squats and lunges. Hey, it's easy to find time for this routine when you have no actual job and can pay a nanny to look after your son.

Kendra's goal? To look like Kim Kardashian.

"She can be my motivation to try and get the best booty in Hollywood!" she tells the magazine.

THG's goal? For everyone to boycott OK! Weekly. Will you help us make this into a reality?

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Charlie Axel Woods turns a year old today.

Let's hope he isn't old enough to use Google. After all, a search for Tiger Woods doesn't exactly bring up what it once did.

Charlie made his public debut ten days after he was born. The golfing and cheating great posted a photo (below) on his website of him holding and kissing his son, writing at the time:

"Both Charlie and Elin are doing great and we want to thank everyone for their sincere best wishes and kind thoughts. Elin, Sam and I are very excited for the new baby to arrive, although that's when the real lack of sleep begins."

Of course, as we now know, Tiger hadn't actually been using a bed for sleeping in a very long time.

Tiger and Charlie Woods

Woods is rumored to return to the golf course in late March. Are you excited for him to come back?

As you ponder that question, send Charlie birthday wishes today!

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Move over, Mason Dash.

Step aside, Hank IV.

Tiger and Charlie Woods

Sorry, Vida Alves.

There's a new, adorable baby in our celebrity gossip world and his name is Benjamin Stephen.

Indeed, blogger "Free Britney" welcomed the first baby into the THG family this weekend, as his wife gave birth to a son last night.

After a long labor, everyone is doing well and resting comfortably, while Free Britney laments the fact his child shares a birthday with former Lindsay Lohan boy toy Calum Best and drunken bank robber Rip Torn.

Forget Kourtney and Kendra: Send in your best wishes to Free Britney and his new family today!

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It's a big day for superstitious TV fans.

Despite the efforts of the morons at PETA, Punxsutawney Phil will prognosticate on the winter later this morning; while Lost will premiere its sixth and final season.

But it's also a big day for one of the most underrated singers on the planet: Shakira turns 33!

Because her hips don't lie, we must also be honest with readers when it comes to this artist. She's ridiculously talented. Shakira has won a pair of Grammy Awards, eight Latin Grammys and even received a Golden Globe nomination.

Moreover, Shakira started the Pies Descalzos Foundation, which subsidizes education and builds schools in the star's home country of Colombia.

For her humanitarian efforts and a dancing style that makes monks drool, we encourage readers to send in their birthday wishes to Shakira today...

Shakira Picture
Shakira Fashion
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