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We're terribly sorry, Zac Efron.

As major fans of yours, we're embarrassed and ashamed that we didn't acknowledge your 22nd birthday yesterday.

Perhaps next time you should rent out a club, or Disneyland, in a self-serving celebration that ensures the entire world is aware of the anniversary of your birth.

Please accept our apologies, though, Zac, along with the photo montage in your honor below - and our plea to readers to send in their birthday wishes to this lovable hunk right now. He deserves them.

  • Zac Shirtless
  • Very Handsome
  • Zac Just Chilling
  • Topless Stud
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Like Zac Efron, Bristol Palin celebrated turning another year older (and hopefully wiser, especially about using protection) yesterday on the 18th of October.

You can forgive us for missing the big day yesterday, however.

After all, the eldest daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, to gained notoriety for getting knocked up last year, has kept a rather low profile of late.

Unlike baby daddy Levi Johnston, who's looking to cash in on his 15 minutes of fame by posing nude and doing commercials for nuts, she's gone AWOL.

Good for Bristol Palin.

Here's a little photo tribute to the mother of baby Tripp, and one of America's favorite unwed teen moms, who just celebrated her 19th birthday ...

Bristol Palin and Her Baby
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A terrible actress, a poor singer, the sister of an escalating trainwreck and wife to an annoying band member, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz turns 25 today.

The B-list celebrity will likely celebrate by spending time with husband Pete and cute son Bronx today; though we hope she also hangs out with an acting coach.

Seriously. Have you seen her performance on Melrose Place?!? Ashlee makes her fellow stars look like the cast of The West Wing.

We kid, but we also hope Simpson-Wentz is doing well. Send in your birthday wishes to her and check out the following photo montage in her honor:

  • Smiling Simpson
  • Upfront and Center
  • Fake Firecrotch
  • Uselessness Personified
  • Nice Lingerie
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It's been a big week for Lauren Bosworth.

She and her castmates were thrust back into the spotlight, as a new season of The Hills premiered on MTV.

Meanwhile, the reality star turned 23 and celebrated the occasion at Mi-6, a Hollywood night club named after the British Secret Intelligence Service.

Meant to conjure up cool, sleek images of James Bond, we're not entirely sure if Lo and Lauren Conrad would qualify as Bond girls. But the latter was on hand to help her pal celebrate.

Birthday Girl

LC also has a reason to pop champagne this week: her debut novel will be turned into a movie.

L.A. Candy, which is based on the real life of a girl-turned-reality-star-turned author will eventually hit the big screen. It's like art imitating life imitating art again... or something.

Just click on the photos of Lo and LC below and try not to think too much about it...

  • Off to Party
  • Pic of Lo
  • Lauren for Lo
  • Photo of LC
  • Entering Mi-6
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Nicole Richie's bio on her Wikipedia page describes her as a "socialite, actress, author, singer and TV personality," active from 2003-present. We aren't sure how true any of that is, but she turns 28 today. Happy birthday, Nicole!

These days, Lionel Richie's daughter is perhaps best known as a mother herself - she and Joel Madden are parents to Harlow, 1, and Sparrow, two weeks.

Hey, it could be worse than being known as the mom of two of the cutest celebrity babies around, right? Here's a little photo tribute to the birthday girl:

  • Harlow and Mother
  • Harlow Pic
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Nick Jonas turns 17 years old today.

Still not old enough to legally vote, purchase pornography or fight in a war, the young stud muffin is plenty mature enough to elicit screams from every female fan he encounters.

The possible future President of the United States has been speaking out on behalf of diabetes awareness for months, an admirable issue that has raised Nick beyond the status of mere pop singer.

It's also served as a distraction from Miley Cyrus, who continues to play with Jonas' heart. We have no idea how the Hannah Montana star isn't making an all-out play for this hunk. Just look at him!

Send Nick your birthday wishes right now and enjoy the following, adorable photo montage in his honor...

Mobbed by Fans

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It's a small miracle that both of today's celebrity birthdays are even here today.

One survived massive amounts of mind-altering drugs, the other car rides on his mother's lap and nearly being dropped on his head when he was an infant.

Either way, we are thrilled to report that two favorites of THG have cheated death and are still breathing, to our knowledge, on this 14th day of September.

Here's a photo tribute to celeb toddler and brother of Jayden James Federline, who turned three on Saturday, pimp-in-training Sean Preston Federline (4) ...

Mommy is Crying

And singer-turned-train-wreck Amy Winehouse (26, going on 4) ...

  • Winehouse-d
  • Lucid Wino
  • The Hive
  • A Happy Amy Winehouse
  • Whoops! Nothing to See Here!
  • Amy Winehouse: Normal Hair!
  • Amy Winehouse Playing Guitar
  • Blake and Amy Bloody

What b-days are coming up next? Which stars share the same special day o' birth as you? Check out THG's celebrity birthdays calendar and see!

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With apologies to Liam McDermott and both of Denise Richards' daughters, the most exploited celebrity baby alive has a birthday today.

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead turns three years old, an occasion her pimp-like father will likely celebrate by taking her to mom Anna Nicole Smith's grave and inviting photographers along for the ride.

That's just how he rolls.

A year ago, Larry Birkhead milked this occasion for all the money he could, placing Dannielynn's adorable mug on the cover of a supermarket tabloid. It's the gift that keeps on giving cash into his bank account and years of therapy to his child.

Today, we just wanna wish Dannielynn a safe, happy, healty, unexploitive birthday. Hurry up and turn 18 so you can emancipate yourself from your money-hungry dad.

Daddy and Dannielynn
  • Dannielynn Birkhead
  • Us Cover Girl

** Update: Dannielynn actually turned three years old on September 7. But we stand by everything else in this story!

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Beyonce possesses an impressive movie resume.

She's in the prime of a long-term, successful singing career.

She's married to Jay Z, a well-respected rapper and entrepreneur.

She also turns 28 years old today, an occasion that prompts the question: what do you get the A-list celebrity that has everything?

Perhaps a shirt, for the occasional topless album cover. But, mostly, we think Beyonce would simply appreciate support from her fans. Check out our photo tribute to the superstar below and then send her your birthday wishes today!

Beyonce in Concert
  • Marie Claire Cover
  • Beyonce Nude
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The late Michael Jackson would have been 51 years old today.

Chances are, you already know all there is to know about him - from the ups and downs of his life to the homicide investigation still ongoing following his tragic death June 25. But it's still sad he is gone, especially on his birthday.

Here is a little photo tribute to the late, great King of Pop ...

  • An MJ Pic
  • Vintage Michael Jackson
  • Michael Jackson, Children
  • Michael Jackson Entertainment Weekly Cover (III)
  • Michael Jackson (1958-2009)
  • Michael in Concert
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