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30.

That's not the number of men Holly Madison slept with last night. Nor is it the number of time she flashed her breasts.

Instead, that's the age this Playboy model turns today, as Madison was an early Christmas present for her parents in 1979.

The past 12 months haven't been especially kind to Holly. She and her busty friends ranked as THG's eighth biggest celebrities of 2008, but failed to recapture their former glory after moving out of the Hugh Hefner's mansion this year.

Since then, Madison got voted off Dancing with the Stars very early on season eight; broke up with Criss Angel; heck, dated Criss Angel; and watched as Kendra Wilkinson stole the spotlight with the birth of her son.

In other words: Holly needs all the birthday wishes you can muster! As you enjoy her photo montage below, send them in today!

Posing
  • Lunch Break
  • Hot for Holly
  • Stuck in a Pickle
  • Mad about Madison
  • Hold Me Tight
  • Look at Me, Playboy!
  • Holly Madison, Playboy Cover
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A pair of contrasting celebrities celebrate birthdays today.

First up, Ali Lohan turns 16. She's still too young to go clubbing with her screwed up sister or wear a bathing suit that exposes her cleavage - but, hey, at least she can earn her learner's permit in some states!

Ali is on record as saying she wants to follow in Lindsay's famous footsteps, so expect a solid, Mean Girls-like comedy from her in the near future; followed by a series of box office busts, drunk driving arrests and cocaine smudges on her nostrils.

For now, let's try to celebrate her quasi innocence while it lasts. Enjoy the photo montage below...

  • Lindsay's Sister
  • Ali Lohan Image

Jordin Sparks also celebrates a birthday today. The former American Idol champion turns 20.

She can't drink legally for another year, but we can all raise a glass in appreciation of this seemingly normal, grounded, talented singer. She's the anti-Ali Lohan in every possible way, even swearing off sex until marriage.

Send in your birthday wishes to Jordin - and to Ali, if you really want to - right now and click on the following pics of Sparks to enlarge each one...

  • Pic of Jordin Sparks
  • I Won
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December 18 is a good day for celebrity birthdays.

From acclaimed actors to celebrity gossip staples (sometimes those two overlap) to Grammy-winning singers, crazy beauty queens and rappers who've been arrested approximately 147 times, this day in history produced them all.

Happy birthday to Brad Pitt (46), Katie Holmes (31), Christina Aguilera (29), DMX (39) and Tara Conner (24)! Steven Spielberg (63) and Keith Richards (66) too!

Here's a photo tribute to the birthday boys and girls ...

  • Just a Mustache
  • Katie Holmes Elle Cover
  • Suri and Katie Picture
  • Perfume Pitch
  • Awesome Aguilera
  • A Mug Shot of DMX
  • Smiling DMX Mug Shot
  • New DMX Mug Shot!
  • DMX Mug Shot (Yawn)
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For her 21st birthday, Vanessa Hudgens will not be receiving a digital camera from The Hollywood Gossip.

However, our staff has chipped in and purchased many layers of clothing for the young star. After all, we wanna see her succeed on the big screen... just not as an adult film actress!

The rising star celebrates a milestone today, finally turning the legal drinking age. We'd imagine she raises a flute of champagne or two with dreamy boyfriend Zac Efron.

What do you get a young woman that has a successful career and a hunk on her arm? Aside from advice to never pose naked again, we can only come up with birthday wishes from an adoring public. Send them in today!

In honor of Hudgie Bear, we also present the following photo tribute. Click on each pic for a larger image...

Hudgie Bear Pic
  • Zac and 'Nessa
  • So Alluring
  • With Clothes On
  • Zanessa 4 Eva!
  • A Vanessa Hudgens Photograph
  • Sleek and Straight
  • InStyle Cover
  • Zac's Gal
  • V-Hudge
  • InStyle UK Cover
  • Going Fancy
Vanessa Hudgens, Bikini
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For her 20th birthday, we were gonna get Taylor Swift a quartet of Country Music Awards. But she already has those.

Then, we were gonna ensure her nomination for a slew of Grammys. But, nope, the singer has snagged those, too.

A fake ID, so she doesn't have to wait a year to drink legally? Nah. This isn't Miley Cyrus.

Might we honor the beauty with a spot on our Celebrity of the Year countdown? You'll find out soon!

For now, we're simply gonna offer Taylor gifts that money can't buy: our deepest appreciation of her talent, our gratitude for her normalcy, a request to readers to send in your birthday wishes to the superstar, and the photo montage below...

  • Female Icons
  • Swift and Awesome
  • Swift, Cute
  • Musical Guest
  • One of the Best
  • Pretty Singer

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He's dated Lindsay Lohan, danced with the stars, gotten busted for pot and been engaged for a week to the woman that starred alongside Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart in the couple's odd, quasi sex tape.

But Aaron Carter turns 22 today, so we have a message for the former boy bander: it's time to grow up.

No more dating train wrecks, smoking ganja or mistaking infatuation for love. A couple people out there look up to you, Aaron. Change your behavior and make them proud!

Send in your birthday wishes to Carter today and check out the following photo tribute to this handsome singer...

Carter Bro
Carter and Smirnoff
  • Flirty Partners
  • Pic of Aaron Carter

While the nation honors Carter - along with the anniversary of the 1941 Pearl Harbor attacks - today, the following celebrities also turn a year older:

NBA legend Larry Bird; All-Pro wide receiver Terrell Owens; and Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter. We wish them all a happy, safe birthday celebration!

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Miss Britney Jean Spears turns 28 today - and we couldn't be happier.

She's been entertaining us for more than a decade now, and while there were some dark years in there, the pop princess is back and better than ever.

Not only does she continue to crank out hits and cement her place as one of the most successful recording artists of all time, she seems quite content.

With a strong new man in Jason Trawick (recent rumors aside), and two adorable young sons, it's good to be Britney Spears. We're lucky to have her.

Britney and Jayden James share one of those tender moments.

We just hope Kevin Federline remembers to send his ex-wife a card. His current girlfriend, Victoria Prince, also celebrates her birthday today (she's 27). Irony.

Click to enlarge more Britney Spears pictures below as we mark her special day.

Then leave comments with your own birthday wishes for Britney!

  • Check Please!
  • Britney on an Umbrella
  • Britney: Sexy Cowgirl
  • Absolutely Enormous Breasts
  • Call the Cops
  • It is Britney, Bitch
  • Best. Kiss. Ever.
  • Britney Crotch Shot: Censored
  • Britney Spears, Jason Trawick Picture

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Before Adam Lambert, there was Clay Aiken.

Both artists rose to fame on American Idol; both finished second to artists that are unlikely to have more successful careers than these runner-ups; and both are gay.

The latter item is utterly irrelevant, but it does give Lambert and Aiken even more in common. That, however, is where the comparisons ends.

While the former superstar flaunts his sexuality and is known for flamboyant, controversial performances, the latter has quietly carved out a productive career for himself on Broadway and on the sales charts.

Aiken turns 31 today. Send in your birthday wishes and honor him by clicking on the Clay photos below...

Clay Image

Mindy McCready and Elisha Cuthbert also turn 34 and 27, respectively, today.

To find out when your favorite actor, athlete or singer celebrates a birthday, remember to consult with our celebrity birthday calendar!

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We often make fun of her wardrobe, personality and overall egocentric behavior.

But The Hollywood Gossip is willing to give Miley Cyrus a second chance, as the young singer has deleted her Twitter account, chosen to keep her relationship with Liam Hemsworth private and seems generally more mature these days.

Therefore, please join us in wishing Miley a happy 17th birthday.

A year ago, Cyrus shut down Disneyland and actually charged fans to attend her festivities. No such plans have been announced this week. Another sign of maturity? Let's hope so.

Send in your birthday wishes now and click around our Miley photo montage below, posted in honor of the new 17-year old...

Cyrus Pic
  • Sex Scene
  • Cyrus Picture
  • Red Carpet Look
  • Party in the USA
  • Miley in Concert
  • Matching Miley
  • Stripper Impression
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Author, blogger, daughter of U.S. Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and recent Twitter photo controversy magnet Meghan McCain turns 25 on this 23rd today of October.

Happy birthday, Megs!

McCain, who was criticized for displaying some cleavage online in large part because she is a Republican and happens to have breasts, despises labels.

Well, we've got one for her just the same: Awesome!

You may not agree with everything she says, but she's refreshingly candid, secure in who she is (even if you can't put it in a box) and kinda funny, too.

Here's a birthday tribute of Meghan McCain pictures:

  • Meghan McCain Twitter Pic
  • Just Meghan McCain
  • Meghan McCain Pic

Oh, and we suppose it's worth mentioning that Mr. Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds, also celebrates a birthday today (his 33rd). Here's a photo for the ladies:

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