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Kate Gosselin may not be the best mom in Hollywood, but she really loves her kids. She has a special birthday present for them today: Time with Jon Gosselin.

Kind of a crappy birthday gift if you ask us, but you know how it is with kids. Sometimes you gotta do whatever makes them happy.

Six of the seven humans who actually like seeing Jon will do so today.

THG NOTE: The seventh would be Ellen Ross, his new girlfriend. His older two daughters, Mady and Cara, probably realize what a douchebag he is by now.

A source close to Kate confirms she has offered to let the kids see Jon this afternoon, even though it isn't even technically his day in the pair's custody deal.

Kate plans to cook the kids a special birthday breakfast, ship 'em off to school, and then Jon could have the kids in the afternoon ... should he so choose.

  • Jon is the Man
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WORLD'S #1 DAD: Jon Gosselin's sextuplets want to spend time with him for some reason. Kids. They just don't know any better. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

No word yet on if Jon accepted the offer, but we suspect he will, because last week, Jon indicated the following when tracked down by Radar Online:

“I really want to see them on their birthday, but I don’t know. I don’t have custody so I’m hoping that Kate let’s me see them on their birthday.”

Nice, yes. But this being Jon, a douchebag move is never far off.

Before that comment, Kate and Jon had already discussed the situation over the phone and Kate told Jon he could see the kids on their birthday.

Yet Jon still went out and made it seem like Kate might not let him. Says a source: “Nobody knows why Jon does this, unless it’s for attention.”

Pretty much sums it up right there. If he really wants to seek a truce with Kate and bury the hatchet once for good, he may want to cut the crap.

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Whether she's feuding with Heidi Montag, or Kristin Cavallari, or Stephanie Pratt, or Jayde Nicole, or Justin-Bobby, Audrina Patridge always entertains on The Hills.

Well, sort of. To be honest, we can't recall the last time we really cared about anything she did, or which tattooed biker/surfer/singer dude she's dating this week.

Occasionally, she hosts a party in Vegas, gets called out for Tijuana plastic surgery or someone makes fun of her large forehead. But mostly she's just kinda there.

In any case, Audrina Patridge turns 25 on this 9th day of May.

Hopefully, her current beau Ryan Cabrera takes her out for a nice dinner, or shopping for some jeans they can later share. Props to Brody Jenner for that joke.

Happy birthday, girl, and thanks for all the good gossip ...

A Little Lost in Thought

Lost in thought for a moment, Audrina Patridge struggles to remember her lines for The Hills. Or why she's famous ... we forget too. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Once the final season of the reality show that made her famous is in the books, it's unclear if we'll ever hear from her again. But for now, she's forever in our hearts.

And on our gossip site whenever there are good bikini photos.

Speaking of, click to enlarge more Audrina pictures ...

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One of The Hollywood Gossip's driving forces turns another year wiser today. He also got married earlier this spring. Happy birthday and wedding, Hilton Hater!

We're not going to say how old he is, but let's just say it's too old to be running a celebrity gossip site (never mind that this blogger is months older ... details).

Fortunately, he's devoted much of his existence to THG since founding us in 2006. Our entire staff has him to thank for our success - and entertainment!

When he's not reporting all the latest Twilight, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber gossip, Hilton Hater enjoys watching Glee and rocking out to Adam Lambert.

For more brilliance from HH on a daily basis, he is also the co-founder and expert critic-in-chief of TV Fanatic. The man watches a lot of TV. We benefit.

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Hilton Hater used to go by Mischalova. We've been at this awhile.

It is not without irony that our long track record as a leader in celebrity news, rumors and gossip has rendered our fearless leader's name a bit anachronistic.

Paris Hilton isn't even in the news that much anymore, and when she is, it's rarely worthy of hating. The ho-tel heiress has actually mellowed out quite a bit.

Should Hilton Hater adopt a more 2010-friendly moniker (see examples)? Or should he continue to go by his current handle? Vote below ...

 

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It's the age-old question: What do you get a man that has everything?

Perfect case in point: George Clooney.

The actor is immensely popular, cool and rich. He's dating a gorgeous model named Elisabetta Canalis. She's very pretty and has been dating Clooney since July 2009.

So, what can we do for the star, who turns 49 today?

Simply wish him happiness and good health. We can also ask readers to submit their best wishes, along with thoughts on what you'd do to Clooney if ever alone in a room with him. Just try to keep them safe for work...

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Chris Brown turns 21 on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.

We'd offer to buy him a margarita, but maybe a Miller Sharps would be a better move. Alcohol and someone already prone to violent, belligerent outbursts? Not a good mix.

Just kidding ... sort of.

With his latest album not selling as well as previous efforts, and Rihanna now in the arms of Matt Kemp, we hope Chris can reflect on his past mistakes on this special birthday and continus the process of turning over a new leaf.

Unless he's on highway trash pickup duty today. Then just do that.

Chris and a Fan

A brave fan poses for a photo with Chris Brown earlier this year.

All kidding aside, it's nice to see Chris channeling his energy into positive things like the 2010 Census these days. Fill it out and let your voice be heard!

Click to enlarge lots more Chris Brown pictures and wish this troubled, hopefully rehabilitating singer a happy birthday by leaving a comment below ...

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Remember when Brooke Hogan had a reality show and was a somewhat relevant D-lister?

Now, Hulk's daughter is forced to mock Cassie's vagina and walk around Miami for attention, praying to be photographed and make headlines. So, so sad.

But Brooke turns 22 today and THG feels sorry enough for this "singer" to give her a birthday shout-out. Send in your best wishes to her right now, readers. She really, really needs them...

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Two of America's most famous breasts turn 35 today.

So does Mad Men star Christina Hendricks.

The actress was named The Hottest Woman in America by Esquire in April and has begun production on season four of the AMC drama.

In related news Levi Johnston turns 20 today, meaning there's actually a bigger boob out there celebrating a birthday. In honor of Hendricks, we've posted a photo montage below. You're welcome, fellas...

Pic of Christina Hendricks
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Levi Johnston turns 20 today.

For a brief synopsis of Levi's short time on Earth, let's turn it over to his Wikipedia bio, because the facts are funnier than anything we could write:

Levi Keith Johnston is the ex-fiancé of Bristol Palin. He first received media attention in August 2008 upon Sarah Palin's announcement that her daughter Bristol was five months pregnant and that Levi Johnston was the father.

Wedding plans were scrapped when the paiir broke off their engagement in March 2009. Johnston has since pursued a career in the entertainment industry as an aspiring actor and model, and has engaged in several public feuds with the Palin family.

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen!

Levi and Sarah in happier, fake-engagement times.

While it's amazing to think that a guy could become famous just for having unprotected intercourse with Bristol Palin - the daughter of a politician, not even an entertainment fixture at the time - Levi has done just that ... in spades.

By parlaying it into nude Playgirl photos and pistachio ads, Levi also cemented his place among the most shameless D-list hangers-on in the celebrity universe. Joslyn James has nothing on this guy! We can't wait to see what he does next.

Click to enlarge more pictures of the man, myth, and baby daddy ...

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The lovely Ashley Dupre turns 25 today. Happy birthday to our personal favorite former political sex scandal participant and current Playboy cover girl!

She gets a bad rap, having been a high-priced hooker, but in Ash's defense, she was just trying to make a living, and didn't know who her clients were.

Unlike Rielle Hunter, who knowingly broke John Edwards' home, no matter what she claims. Ashley is also pretty hot, which Rielle cannot claim. Anyway.

Sort of Nude

If you missed it, check out THG's exclusive interview with Ashley last week. Then check out pics of her below (click to enlarge) in honor of her big day ...

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She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

  1. She's a fantastic mother to adorable daughter Honor.
  2. Chinese women really want to look like her.
  3. Her naked body is more desirable than that of Christina Aguilera.

Alba turns 29 today and we'd like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won't you do the same?

Below, we've posted a photo montage of Jessica, as there's only one gift we can think of for a star that has everything: thousands of readers drooling over her beauty. Enjoy!

Tribeca Cutie
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  • Fun with Honor
Honor Marie and Mommy

Also, Saddam Hussein would have turned 73 today, but we totally helped kill that guy. USA! USA!

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