Whether she's feuding with Heidi Montag, or Kristin Cavallari, or Stephanie Pratt, or Jayde Nicole, or Justin-Bobby, Audrina Patridge always entertains on The Hills.

Well, sort of. To be honest, we can't recall the last time we really cared about anything she did, or which tattooed biker/surfer/singer dude she's dating this week.

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One of The Hollywood Gossip's driving forces turns another year wiser today. He also got married earlier this spring. Happy birthday and wedding, Hilton Hater!

We're not going to say how old he is, but let's just say it's too old to be running a celebrity gossip site (never mind that this blogger is months older ... details).

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Chris Brown turns 21 on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.

We'd offer to buy him a margarita, but maybe a Miller Sharps would be a better move. Alcohol and someone already prone to violent, belligerent outbursts? Not a good mix.

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Levi Johnston turns 20 today.

For a brief synopsis of Levi's short time on Earth, let's turn it over to his Wikipedia bio, because the facts are funnier than anything we could write:

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The lovely Ashley Dupre turns 25 today. Happy birthday to our personal favorite former political sex scandal participant and current Playboy cover girl!

She gets a bad rap, having been a high-priced hooker, but in Ash's defense, she was just trying to make a living, and didn't know who her clients were.

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She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

Alba turns 29 today and we'd like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won't you do the same?

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As Crystal Bowersox and company battle it out for the season nine crown, they should stop and give thanks to Kelly Clarkson.

If that singer had not gone on to a successful post-American Idol career, avoiding any major scandals in the process, it's likely that Idol would not be what it is today.

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