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Move over, Mason Dash.

Step aside, Hank IV.

Tiger and Charlie Woods

Sorry, Vida Alves.

There's a new, adorable baby in our celebrity gossip world and his name is Benjamin Stephen.

Indeed, blogger "Free Britney" welcomed the first baby into the THG family this weekend, as his wife gave birth to a son last night.

After a long labor, everyone is doing well and resting comfortably, while Free Britney laments the fact his child shares a birthday with former Lindsay Lohan boy toy Calum Best and drunken bank robber Rip Torn.

Forget Kourtney and Kendra: Send in your best wishes to Free Britney and his new family today!

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It's a big day for superstitious TV fans.

Despite the efforts of the morons at PETA, Punxsutawney Phil will prognosticate on the winter later this morning; while Lost will premiere its sixth and final season.

But it's also a big day for one of the most underrated singers on the planet: Shakira turns 33!

Because her hips don't lie, we must also be honest with readers when it comes to this artist. She's ridiculously talented. Shakira has won a pair of Grammy Awards, eight Latin Grammys and even received a Golden Globe nomination.

Moreover, Shakira started the Pies Descalzos Foundation, which subsidizes education and builds schools in the star's home country of Colombia.

For her humanitarian efforts and a dancing style that makes monks drool, we encourage readers to send in their birthday wishes to Shakira today...

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Shakira Fashion
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She's been a part of our lives since 2004, when Laguna Beach provided a glimpse into the lives of Orange County teenagers. She then went on to star on The Hills.

Lauren Conrad called it a reality TV career in June of last year, after the fifth season of the Laguna Beach spinoff, citing a desire, in part, to live a more private life.

While that's meant less of LC on our screens, we haven't stopped loving the celebrity fashion icon and best-selling author! Today she is 24! Happy birthday, Lauren!

In honor of the special occasion, here's a 24-photo tribute to our girl. Click to enlarge the pics below, then send in your birthday wishes to Lauren Conrad today!

  • Just LC
  • LC in Cosmo
  • Lauren's Legs
  • Gorgeous LC
  • L-C Pic
  • A Lauren Conrad Bikini Pic
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As we study Andrew Garcia, Chris Golightly and other potential season nine stars on American Idol, we find ourselves asking:

Who will be the next Adam Lambert?

In just one year's time, this singer has gone from a complete unknown to the standard by which we judge other aspiring artists. It's been amazing ride for Lambert, and it doesn't appear to be ending any time soon.

The unique, talented crooner turns 28 years old today, as he shares a birthday with the woman to whom he gave an insightful interview last week: Oprah Winfrey.

It's yet another symbol of Adam's staus these days that we've chosen to feature him over the world's most popular talk show host. Enjoy the photo montage in Lambert's honor below and send this star your birthday wishes right now...

Svelte Singer
  • The Adam Face
  • Profile of a Star
  • Go Vevo!
  • Lambert for Vevo
  • Silver Suited
  • AMA Smooch
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart would have turned 254 years old today if he were alive.

The Austrian composer is responsible for over 600 pieces and is often cited as an archetypal example of the Classical style of music.

As Mozart's career went on, he grew to specialize in chromatic harmony that was rare for his era. In 1769, he was honored as the concertmaster of the archbishop and was knighted by the pope in Rome. Not even Taylor Swift has accomplished those achievements!

A father of six, Mozart wrote one of his masterpieces, "Die Zauberflöte," in the last year of his life. He passed away from mercury poisoning (look out, Jeremy Piven!) while being treated for syphilis.

Send in your posthumous birthday wishes today!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

In other celebrity birthday news, Lil John turns 39 and British model Daisy Lowe is 21 today.

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One year ago today, Nadya Suleman spawned eight babies at the same time, etching a permanent place in celebrity news history and on local welfare rolls.

Detestable as this excuse for a human being is, it's not Noah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariyah or Jonah's fault. Happy birthday, kiddos!

We hope you enjoy your birthday cake today while mom "works" - she's slimming down for a bikini shoot courtesy of Star magazine. Hey, it's money.

Whatever she's doing, it seems to be working ...

Octo-freak

Octomom has lost a lot of weight. And likely had some serious work done on her face. Is she trying to look like Angelina Jolie? Yeesh. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As for the scene at home? It's understandably chaotic.

"That place is a buzz," says Jeff Czech, attorney for Nadya Suleman. "There's constant cooking, constant cleaning, and if not cooking and cleaning, there's a baby in the kitchen sink, and Nadya's giving one of the kids a bath. It's a swirl of activity."

Naturally, Octofreak enjoys the help of three live-in nannies she probably relies on state aid to pay for at her La Habra, Calif., home. Hey, you gotta free up time to lose 145 pounds at the gum and score celebrity news magazine covers.

And so goes the life of the Octomom. So ... would you hit it?

 

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Our crush on Kristin Cavallari has waned a little since her time as the resident bad girl babe on Laguna Beach. On the plus side, she is at least of legal age now.

She feuded with Lauren Conrad on that MTV series, then recently took her place when LC retired from her Laguna spinoff. Kristin last season? A little much.

Still, she remains a very cute girl. We maintain there is no way in hell Kristin Cavallari would ever date Justin-Bobby. We have no point, we're just saying.

Here's a 22-photo tribute to The Hills star on her 22nd birthday...

  • Bad Kristin
  • The Bitch Be Back
  • Kristin in White
  • K-to-the-C
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Noah Cyrus turns 10 years old today.

Miley's younger sister only has to wait about another two decades now until the attire she's known to wear, such as the outfit below, is age appropriate:

Noah Cyrus Pic

In all seriousness, we do fear for Noah's future. Someone has to alert the Cyrus family that it's okay to let her remain a kid for awhile.

That means no more encouraging of her to sing "Smack That" and no more allowing her to be seen in public in less clothing than Pamela Anderson typically wears.

Hear that, Billy Ray, Tish and Miley? We've got our eyes on you!

For now, we ask readers to send in both their birthday wishes to Noah Cyrus and their advice for her on how to enjoy her childhood while it lasts.

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Former reality star Tiffany Pollard turns 28 today and we know exactly what she needs as a gift:

Another 15 minutes in the spotlight.

Indeed, the woman best known as "New York" extended her initial run for an impressive, nauseating amount of time. She rose to fame as a contestant on Flavor of Love... received her own spin-off from VH1 titled I Love New York... parlayed that series into New York Goes to Hollywood... and ended the streak with New York Goes to Work.

On that last show listed, Pollard tried her hand at various jobs, such as flight attendant and farmer. How ironic, considering she now needs a new gig for real.

If anyone out there is hiring, New York could use a paycheck as a birthday present. Barring that gift, just send along a few best wishes and check out the following photo montage in her honor:

Pink Wigging Out
  • New York Photo
  • Tiffany Pollard, Boobs

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Elin Nordegren, the scorned wife of the world's #1 golfer and adulterer Tiger Woods, turns 30 years old on this first of January. Happy birthday, Elin!

If Tiger has any brains, he'll order up a Kobe special for his girl to get the year started off right. He doesn't want her coming at him wielding a 9-iron.

If you have any brains, you'll click to enlarge this gallery of Elin Woods pictures we put together below. We can't believe Tiger cheated on her either:

  • Vintage Elin Nordegren
  • Fight For the Kids
  • What Elin Knew

What celebrity birthdays are coming up next as we begin an exciting new year of Hollywood news and gossip? Check out our calendar and find out!

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