Elin Nordegren, the scorned wife of the world's #1 golfer and adulterer Tiger Woods, turns 30 years old on this first of January. Happy birthday, Elin!

If Tiger has any brains, he'll order up a Kobe special for his girl to get the year started off right. He doesn't want her coming at him wielding a 9-iron.

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For her 20th birthday, we were gonna get Taylor Swift a quartet of Country Music Awards. But she already has those.

Then, we were gonna ensure her nomination for a slew of Grammys. But, nope, the singer has snagged those, too.

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He's dated Lindsay Lohan, danced with the stars, gotten busted for pot and been engaged for a week to the woman that starred alongside Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart in the couple's odd, quasi sex tape.

But Aaron Carter turns 22 today, so we have a message for the former boy bander: it's time to grow up.

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Miss Britney Jean Spears turns 28 today - and we couldn't be happier.

She's been entertaining us for more than a decade now, and while there were some dark years in there, the pop princess is back and better than ever.

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Before Adam Lambert, there was Clay Aiken.

Both artists rose to fame on American Idol; both finished second to artists that are unlikely to have more successful careers than these runner-ups; and both are gay.

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