Happy 31st Birthday, Kim Kardashian!
In what should clearly be considered a national holiday - nay, an international holiday! - Kim Kardashian turns 31 today.
This set of large breasts recently returned from Dubai, and ran straight into a tabloid deluge of divorce rumors. Are she and husband Kris Humphries on the outs? Is this simply planted fodder for her upcoming reality show? And did you even know Kim was married? The ceremony was kept very much on the down low.