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Carrie Underwood wins all the Grammys.

Adam Lambert gets lots of attention.

And Crystal Bowersox is often in the news these days, as she leads the season nine pack of finalists.

But American Idol fans should keep an eye on Allison Iraheta. This young rocker is a singer on the rise, quietly selling a decent number of albums and booking a gig as the opening act for Lambert this summer on his wildly anticipated tour.

Incredibly, Allison is only 18, turning that important age today. We'd like to take a moment and wish her the best of luck, while encouraging readers to chime in and do the same. We bet this isn't the last photo montage we post in Iraheta's honor.

She has a long career ahead of her...

Serious Rocker
  • Latina Cover
  • Iraheta Picture
  • Rockin Idol
  • Rockin Idol
  • Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta
  • Young Rocker
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As Crystal Bowersox and company battle it out for the season nine crown, they should stop and give thanks to Kelly Clarkson.

If that singer had not gone on to a successful post-American Idol career, avoiding any major scandals in the process, it's likely that Idol would not be what it is today.

So fans should keep that in mind today, as Clarkson celebrates her 28th birthday. Send in your best wishes to this star and enjoy the photo montage we've published in her honor...

Kelly Clarkson in Self

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A few months ago, Joanna Krupa was just another beautiful super model.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But then the Polish native appeared on Dancing with the Stars, posed topless for PETA - and really drew the ire of the Catholic Church by covering her naked body with a crucifix.

Krupa's defense of this controversial ad? God agrees with me.

With The Big Guy already on her side, birthday wishes from anyone else would likely pale in comparison. Still, we encourage readers to send in comments to Krupa today, as she turns 31. In the model's honor, we've posted a photo montage below.

It includes the aforementioned, scandalous, cross-themed nude picture...

Gone Topless
  • Nude for PETA
  • Joanna and Derek
  • Krupa, Joanna
  • Joanna Krupa, Playboy Cover
  • Joanna Krupa, Playboy
  • Two Hotties
  • Hot Dancer
  • Joanna Krupa, Maxim
  • Joanna Krupa Nude
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Jesse James, you blew it man. Happy birthday, we guess. After the stuff you pulled the past few years, you don't deserve a cake, except maybe one to the face.

Here we thought Sandra Bullock's husband was a good guy. Sure, they came from different backgrounds, but they made it work and we were happy for them.

Until he decided to eff things up by getting Michelle Bombshell nude while Sandra was filming The Blind Side. Not just once either. Three times in a day. Sick.

The Jesse James cheating scandal didn't stop there. Brigitte Daguerre, Melissa Smith, Merilee Gerth and Lord only knows who else followed. Just deplorable.

Jesse James ... quite the despicable catch!

Yeah, We hope your 41st birthday sucks, loser. Whatever divorce deal you work out can't come soon enough. Anyway, click to enlarge Jesse James pics below!

Jesse James, Daughter Sunny
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A pair of celebrities that have accomplished nothing in life celebrate a birthday today.

First, we've already wished the best to Suri Cruise, who is now four years old. A major star in her own right, Tom and Katie's daughter has really done nothing except look cute for awhile now.

But that's a long resume compared to what today's other birthday girl has accomplished: Kourtney Kardashian is famous for being the sister of someone that starred in a sex tape and for having a child out of wedlock with a confirmed douchebag.

Way to go, Kourt!

In fairness to the new 31-year old, she's also appeared on a number of supermarket tabloid covers during her 30th year on Earth. That takes a lot of work by her publicist. We've listed them all below...

  • Kourt Slims Down
  • Toxic Love
Baby Cover
  • Kardashians
  • Yay Pregnancy!
  • OK! Magazine Cover
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It seems like only yesterday that we doubted Suri Cruise even existed, figuring the spawn of TomKat may have instead been an elaborate Scientology hoax.

Our mistake - and our cutest one ever.

Four years ago today, Suri entered this world to an insane father and a formerly hot mom. Just kidding. About the last part, that is. It really is her birthday.

Ever since April 18, 2006, she's been the Hollywood child most often featured in our gallery of celebrity photos, With a face like this, it's easy to see why ...

FOUR, PLAY: Suri hugs a plush elephant. Aww.

Often the subject of tabloid gossip (rumors she wears an $850 purse, etc.) or baby whispers (TomKat may procreate again), Suri is always so darn cute.

As celebrity babies/toddlers go, they do not get much more adorable. Click to enlarge more Suri Cruise pictures and wish the birthday girl a special day:

  • Suri and Shiloh Update
  • High Heeled
  • Suri and Katie Picture
  • Dressed For the Weather
  • Suri and Bear Go Holiday Shopping
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She's a young actress that stays much farther away from the celebrity gossip world than counterparts such as Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens.

But that doesn't make Emma Watson any less talented or less pretty, as a THG staff member with an inappropriate crush on the Harry Potter star can attest to.

The British beauty turns 20 today, and while we assume she'll celebrate quietly with a few friends on her own, we'd still like to acknowledge her success and encourage readers to send in birthday wishes to Watson. After all, she wished all of us a Merry Christmas.

Below, we've honored Emma with a photo montage. Enjoy...

E Dubs Photo
Emma Image
  • Red Carpet Emma
  • Harry and Friends
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The stars came out in New York City last night, as one of the country's leading publications celebrated a major milestone.

No, not The National Enquirer. Not Star Magazine, either.

HA! You wish, OK! Weekly.

Instead, it was the honorable Good Housekeeping that brought out such names as Brooke Shields, Meryl Streep and Jessica Simpson for its 125th anniversary event. The latter is pictured immediately below, showing off abysmal posture:

Bad Posture

Don't forget: you can purchase any of the outfits seen here, or anywhere on THG, by visiting our brand new style store!

  • Duff, Hilary
  • Marlee Matlin Parties
  • Michelle T.
  • Voice of Gossip Girl
  • Giant Smile

[Photos: Splash News]

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You may know Brooklyn Decker for her recent appearances on Ugly Betty and Royal Pains. Or as the wife of tennis champion Andy Roddick as of last year.

Oh, right, she's also a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue staple and reigning cover girl. She should really start a career as a model ... she's not bad looking.

Brooklyn Decker turns a whopping 23 on this 12th day of April. You know what that means, right? Um, it means decades more gorgeous photos for us.

We sort of hate you, Andy.

B-Decked Out

Brooklyn on a recent trip to Manhattan.

Happy birthday, B-Deck! Here's wishing you a lifetime of happiness and SI photo shoots. Click to enlarge some Brooklyn Decker pictures we put together as a tribute ...

  • Beauty Illustrated
  • Sports Illustrated Cover
  • B-to-the-Deck
  • Such Nice Breasts
  • Decked Out
  • Topless Brooklyn Decker Pic
  • Hot Brooklyn Decker Photo
  • Brooklyn Decker Picture
  • Brooklyn Decker Nude Pic
  • Brooklyn Decker, Underwear Style
  • Brooklyn Decker Picture
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What do you get a woman that has everything?

Or, specifically, that has the planet's most swoon-worthy actor in her bed every night.

Such is the dilemma we face today, as Kristen Stewart turns 20. We'd love to get the Twilight Saga star a special present, but let's face: she goes home to Robert Pattinson each evening. Any gift would pale in comparison.

Stewart recently earned solid reviews for her portrayal of Joan Jett in The Runaways, and will likely be making the media rounds often over the next couple months as she helps to promote Eclipse.

So there's pleny of Kristen to come. Which is always a good thing. For now, send in your birthday wishes to the actress and check out the following THG photo montage in her honor:

  • Photographed at Home
  • Runaways Star
  • Thank You, Fans
  • Like the Queen
  • Yo, Fans!
  • Major Smooch
  • Stewart on Seventeen
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