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Jennifer Lopez turns 41 today.

Remember Jennifer Lopez? The former A-lister once had the number-one movie and number-one album on the planet... at the same time! It's a feat that was never accomplished before and hasn't been since.

But J-Lo has fallen off the celebrity gossip map a lot lately. Her most newsworthy endeavor over the last few years was donning an ugly catsuit on New Year's Eve.

Still, it's not too late for Lopez to right her sexy ship. She's still a looker, still has talent and clearly has a sense of humor. (She's also still just Jenny from the Block, we've heard.) Send in your birthday wishes to Jennifer now and offer her tips for reviving her career...

  • J. Lo Hair
  • Taxi Cutie
  • A Simple Smile
  • Terrible Outfit
  • J. Lo Pic

In other birthday news, steroid lover Barry Bonds turns 46 and True Blood star Anna Paquin is 28.

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Let's all raise a glass and toast Daniel Radcliffe today, as the Harry Potter star celebrates the most important birthday of all: 21.

With fans gearing up for the first installment of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - due in theaters on November, a trailer for which you can watch NOW - we can expect to see Radcliffe making the media rounds a lot in the next few months.

That's certainly fine by us. Like fellow British star Robert Pattinson, Radcliffe comes across as cordial, funny and relaxed in interviews. He's one unaffected child star, the anti-Lindsay Lohan of the wizardry world.

Send in your birthday wishes to Daniel today and enjoy the following photo montage in his honor:

  • Dapper Daniel
  • Harry Potter Star
  • Daniel Radcliffe Naked
  • Daniel on Broadway
  • Daniel Radcliffe Picture
  • Final Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Photo

Monica Lewinsky, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Woody Harrelson also celebrate birthdays today.

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Selena Gomez turns 18 today, which means we know what the singer/actress is up to:

Purchasing tobacco and pornography and boning up on political facts so she can vote in this fall's election.

Selena is also getting ready to say goodbye to her Wizards of Waverly Place co-stars, as she recently said this would be the final season of the show that made her famous.

So, what will Gomez do from there? A duet with Justin Bieber, if the star has her way. Hard to blame her for getting out of the acting business if that's what the future holds for her, isn't it?

But that's for another day! Today is all about Selena turning 18. Enjoy the following photo montage in her honor and send in your birthday wishes to this cutie...

  • Growing Up Quickly
  • Hey, Selena!
  • Pic of Selena
  • Seventeen Cover
  • The Great Selena
  • Smooching Selena
  • A Young Talent
  • Teen Vogue Photo
  • Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez

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Gisele Caroline Bundchen, the Brazilian stunner, the world's highest-paid model and mother of the second cutest baby Benjamin on the planet, turns 30 today.

Happy birthday, Gisele!

She has modeled for, among others, Christian Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Missoni, Versace, Valentino, Ralph Lauren, Chloé, Michael Kors, Louis Vuitton and Victoria's Secret.

As if that weren't enough to complete her resume, Bundchen is married to Tom Brady and acts as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Environment Program.

In honor of her special day, here's a little collection of Gisele Bundchen pictures we put together. Sorry, guys, for sapping your productivity at work or school ...

  • Peace, Man!
  • Smoking Gisele
  • Benjamin Brady
  • Gisele B. Bikini Pic
  • Nude Gisele Pic
  • Gisele Bundchen Lingerie Photo
  • Gisele Bundchen Nude Pic

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Note to Julianne Hough: We were gonna get you a metrosexual boyfriend with 29 different jobs for your birthday.

But you already found one of those on your own.

Therefore, all we can do is wish Hough the very best on this special occasion, as the former Dancing with the Stars professional turns 22 today.

One of the most beautiful women on the planet, Julianne has entered the country music world and is doing well for herself there. Her self-titled debut CD hit number-one on the Billboard Country Album chart and has sold over 320,00 copies.

Below, we honor Hough with a lovely photo montage and we encourage readers to send in their birthday wishes to this star now...

  • In Such a Hough
  • Julianne at the Premiere
Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough Photo

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Typically, when a celebrity celebrates a birthday, we aren't sure what to get him or her.

After all, these people are already rich and famous and living a life many others would kill for.

But 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord turns 23 today and we've already ordered her present: a gift certificate to Chili's. The actress needs a cheeseburger or two dozen... STAT!

That said, there's one individual who doesn't care about McCord's weight or lack of acting talent: Kellan Lutz. These two have been dating, on and off, for years.

If we had this hunk to roll around with in bed every night, we'd probably burn thousands of calories and look sickly, too.

Click on the following photos of McCord in honor of her birthday and send in your best wishes for her now. THG is also accepting food donations on her behalf.

  • Boyfriend Lover
  • Smooch Blower
  • McCord and Lutz
  • Like a Skeleton
  • Half Nude AnnaLynne McCord

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For THG staff member Free Britney, it's already been quite a year.

He welcomed his first child into the world in February, a baby boy who rivals Mason Dash and Hank Baskett IV for Cutest Newborn of 2010, but that hasn't stopped him from pumping out content at a record rate.

Working on little sleep and in between diaper changes, FB has averaged 10 posts/day over the last week, all without complaint, all for the enjoyment of our loyal readers. He's also still working on his original mission: to free Britney Spears from the conservatorship under which she suffers.

It's a noble cause.

Ohh, Baby, Baby

It's okay, Brit. It's not too late to get your biggest supporter a gift.

As he turns 31 today, there's something every user out there can do for this dedicated writer's birthday: follow THG on Twitter!

Nothing would mean more to him.

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Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman Gutierrez, better known as just Nadya Suleman, or just the drain on society we call Octomom, is 35 today. Happy birthday, we guess!

The California lady gave birth to octuplets in January 2009, only the second full set to be born alive in the United States. Oh, and she had six children prior to that.

And no job, and no partner.

No wonder she's living hand-to-mouth. Free advice to all you unemployed single ladies out there - think twice before having 14 children via IVF. You're welcome.

So congratulations, Nads, on one more year of bilking taxpayers! Many happy returns! Click to enlarge some gems from our gallery of Nadya Suleman pictures:

  • You Da Mom!
  • Octomom From Hell
  • Vagina = Clown Car
  • Octomom For PETA
  • The Awful Octo Mom
  • Octo-freak

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Jessica Simpson is 30 today. Happy birthday, baby!

The singer-actress's career is definitely on a downward trajectory - there was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now we get The Price of Beauty.

But at the very least, it's unlikely she'll get dumped on her birthday two straight years. Unless Eric Johnson takes his cues from Tony Romo. You better not, Eric!

In any case, we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, provided you find new ways of staying relevant enough. Good luck!!

Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present ...

  • Jessica the Goddess
  • Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever
  • Fake-Looking Jessica
  • And One More Thing ...
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
  • Double Belted
  • Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert!

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Give it up for the United States of America, 234 years young today! On this awesome Independence Day, we dish out props to the nation where dreams come true.

Let's hear it for the red, white and blue ...

FEEL THE PRIDE: Freedom at its best/worst. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The great Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt either just ran a 5K, or think that the Revolutionary War took place in 1880-1881. We'd put money on the latter.

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