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Note to Julianne Hough: We were gonna get you a metrosexual boyfriend with 29 different jobs for your birthday.

But you already found one of those on your own.

Therefore, all we can do is wish Hough the very best on this special occasion, as the former Dancing with the Stars professional turns 22 today.

One of the most beautiful women on the planet, Julianne has entered the country music world and is doing well for herself there. Her self-titled debut CD hit number-one on the Billboard Country Album chart and has sold over 320,00 copies.

Below, we honor Hough with a lovely photo montage and we encourage readers to send in their birthday wishes to this star now...

  • In Such a Hough
  • Julianne at the Premiere
Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough Photo

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Typically, when a celebrity celebrates a birthday, we aren't sure what to get him or her.

After all, these people are already rich and famous and living a life many others would kill for.

But 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord turns 23 today and we've already ordered her present: a gift certificate to Chili's. The actress needs a cheeseburger or two dozen... STAT!

That said, there's one individual who doesn't care about McCord's weight or lack of acting talent: Kellan Lutz. These two have been dating, on and off, for years.

If we had this hunk to roll around with in bed every night, we'd probably burn thousands of calories and look sickly, too.

Click on the following photos of McCord in honor of her birthday and send in your best wishes for her now. THG is also accepting food donations on her behalf.

  • Boyfriend Lover
  • Smooch Blower
  • McCord and Lutz
  • Like a Skeleton
  • Half Nude AnnaLynne McCord

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For THG staff member Free Britney, it's already been quite a year.

He welcomed his first child into the world in February, a baby boy who rivals Mason Dash and Hank Baskett IV for Cutest Newborn of 2010, but that hasn't stopped him from pumping out content at a record rate.

Working on little sleep and in between diaper changes, FB has averaged 10 posts/day over the last week, all without complaint, all for the enjoyment of our loyal readers. He's also still working on his original mission: to free Britney Spears from the conservatorship under which she suffers.

It's a noble cause.

Ohh, Baby, Baby

It's okay, Brit. It's not too late to get your biggest supporter a gift.

As he turns 31 today, there's something every user out there can do for this dedicated writer's birthday: follow THG on Twitter!

Nothing would mean more to him.

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Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman Gutierrez, better known as just Nadya Suleman, or just the drain on society we call Octomom, is 35 today. Happy birthday, we guess!

The California lady gave birth to octuplets in January 2009, only the second full set to be born alive in the United States. Oh, and she had six children prior to that.

And no job, and no partner.

No wonder she's living hand-to-mouth. Free advice to all you unemployed single ladies out there - think twice before having 14 children via IVF. You're welcome.

So congratulations, Nads, on one more year of bilking taxpayers! Many happy returns! Click to enlarge some gems from our gallery of Nadya Suleman pictures:

  • You Da Mom!
  • Octomom From Hell
  • Vagina = Clown Car
  • Octomom For PETA
  • The Awful Octo Mom
  • Octo-freak

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Jessica Simpson is 30 today. Happy birthday, baby!

The singer-actress's career is definitely on a downward trajectory - there was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now we get The Price of Beauty.

But at the very least, it's unlikely she'll get dumped on her birthday two straight years. Unless Eric Johnson takes his cues from Tony Romo. You better not, Eric!

In any case, we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, provided you find new ways of staying relevant enough. Good luck!!

Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present ...

  • Jessica the Goddess
  • Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever
  • Fake-Looking Jessica
  • And One More Thing ...
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
  • Double Belted
  • Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert!

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Give it up for the United States of America, 234 years young today! On this awesome Independence Day, we dish out props to the nation where dreams come true.

Let's hear it for the red, white and blue ...

FEEL THE PRIDE: Freedom at its best/worst. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The great Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt either just ran a 5K, or think that the Revolutionary War took place in 1880-1881. We'd put money on the latter.

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Happy birthday to Tom Cruise, who is kind of the man.

Yes, he jumps on couches, gets married a lot and shares opinions on political and social issues that many would consider out of the mainstream. We know this.

But what's really wrong with the guy? He's been one of Hollywood's biggest stars for almost three decades and for all the weirdness, is basically harmless.

He's fun, makes cool movies and seems to care most about being a good husband to Katie Holmes and a good dad to kids Isabella, Connor and little Suri.

What more can you ask for, really?

Tom Cruise is 48 years old today. Man, has the actor ever aged well ... in reality, he looks nothing like his hilarious, middle-aged alter ego Les Grossman!

From Risky Business to A Few Good Men, the Mission: Impossible series, Tropic Thunder and Knight and Day, he's been one of the most successful stars ever.

For good reason.

So cheers to you, Tom, on this third of July. Many happy returns, and keep up the awesome work. Click to enlarge some classic Tom Cruise pictures below ...

  • TomKat on the Red Carpet
  • Cameron and Tom
  • Tom and Connor

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She probably won't celebrate in the same way as fellow birthday girl Lindsay Lohan, but Ashley Tisdale turns 25 years old today.

One of our favorite young stars, The Tis got her big break when she landed the role of Sharpay Evans in High School Musical. She anchored all three of those successful big screen hits alongside Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron.

Never one to seek out attention via any of the typical antics of stars her age, Tisdale is in a serious relationship with Scott Speer. She seems like a very nice person, unless you ask Trace Cyrus for his point of view.

In the fall, Ashley will star in a new CW series titled Hellcats. We wish her the best of luck with it and encourage readers to send in birthday wishes now!

Ashley Picture
  • CW Upfronts Picture
  • We Heart Ashley
  • Tisdale, Ashley
  • Wet Couple
  • At The Grove
  • Tisdale Concert
  • OK! Cover Gal

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Lindsay Denise Lohan was born 24 years ago today in New York City.

Even before she got her big break in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap at age 11, she was a successful child model destined for psychological problems stardom.

Lohan's career exploded from 2003-2005 thanks to lead roles in Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded, along with two relatively successful pop albums.

However, to quote her Wikipedia bio, "her career was interrupted in 2007 as two DUI incidents and three visits to rehabilitation facilities led to several lost movie deals."

Yup, that's pretty much where we stand today. Happy birthday, Linds!

Lindsay Smiling

Lindsay Lohan turns 24 today - and not in rehab or jail!

Despite more than one warning from people close to her that she is going to die imminently given her lifestyle, the troubled actress has defied the odds.

Sure, she's getting sued about once a week, and had to be freed on $100,000 bail twice in as many months, but relatively speaking, she's doing really well lately!

We wish her the very best on this special day, which we're sure she will enjoy, ankle monitor be damned. Might as well live it up before the day of reckoning Tuesday.

That probation hearing could spell big trouble for her.

Click to enlarge some of these Lindsay Lohan pictures we pulled together as a little birthday tribute and leave a comment for the struggling star with your wishes!

  • Boo-tay
  • Looking For Indrina?
  • Lindsay Lohan Nude
  • Side Boob Action
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot
  • Lindsay Lohan Naked
  • Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson Kissing
  • Lindsay Lohan Audition

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What do you get the woman that has already received the greatest gift she could ever ask for, endless media attention from a contrived marriage?

Such is the dilemma the THG staff faces today, as Khloe Kardashian turns 26 years old and the only present we can think of for her is a bikini wax appointment with an actual professional.

Perhaps we could also order a hit on Vanessa Bryant.

As we continue to rack our brains, we'll post a photo montage in honor of this talentless reality star and leave the floor open to readers: send in your birthday wishes to Khloe now!

Khloe Photograph
  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Khloe on the Red Carpet
  • With Expensive Purse
  • Khloe, at Work
  • Nude for Dash
  • Khloe Kiss
  • Sell Outs