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Get ready to love Channing Tatum even more, ladies, if that's possible.

The actor and wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum celebrated their daughter Everly's first birthday Saturday by sharing a new photo of their little girl on Instagram.

"Happy birthday my angel!" Channing posted with this adorable pic:

Channing Tatum's Daughter

The cutie is seen in a tulle dress and green fairy wings. Jenna added:

"Can’t believe she’s already one! Happy birthday to our little fairy."

It's clear the two are trying to keep their daughter out of the public eye, and we commend them for that, although it sure is sweet to get the occasional glimpse.

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Farrah Abraham turns 23 years old on this 31st day of May.

Happy birthday to our favorite porn star who claims she's not a porn star, even though she starred in a porn production - sorry, "leaked sex tape" last year.

In fact, she spent her last birthday promoting it at a sex convention in Florida. Imagine that. What's she up to this year? Pushing her erotic novel trilogy.

Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. Seriously. Can't make this up.

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

Hey, if you're in New York, you can celebrate with her tonight at Pacha NYC. For just $25, you'll get to hang out with the Backdoor Teen Mom herself.

Sounds like Abraham wants you to be there, too. Hardcore.

"Hello good looking!" Farrah Keeked this week, to whom we're not sure (we'll go with you). "So, there is a sexy week coming up in New York City."

"I can say that because every party has the word 'sexy' in it!"

"So, of course, you know my sexy 23rd birthday bash with some awesome celebrities from all your favorite networks - Bravo, E!, VH1, MTV."

"They're all gonna be there supporting my birthday!"

Don't everybody line up at once now. Breathe.

In all seriousness, have fun, girl. Despite how many times we've seen Farrah Abraham crying over the years, here's hoping there will be no tears tonight ...

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This weekend may have belonged to Kim Kardashian.

But today was all about Scott Disick for many members of Reality TV's First Family... because the man who knocked up Kourtney Kardashian on two occasions is now 31 years old!

And Khloe Kardashian sent her best wishes to her "partner in crime" by posting the following photo of herself and Disick, using the pair's mug shots in a celebratory manner.

Khloe and Scott Mug Shots

"Happy birthday to my partner in crime @letthelordbewithyou I love you LD!!" Khloe wrote, completely oblivious to how WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE such a gesture actually is.

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One of the best human beings alive celebrates a birthday today.

Megan Fox is now 28 years old!

The actress has suddenly become the mother of two, scaling back on both her movie career and her ridiculously hot modeling career.

She actually debuted photos of her son on Ellen a couple weeks ago and, unsurprisingly, the kid is a major cutie.

Fox will next be seen in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, taking on the key role of April O'Neil in this August release.

Until then, you may not see this private star often, but don't worry: we've got you covered in the following photo gallery, which includes an iconic Megan Fox nude picture.

28 hot photos in honor of 28 years on this planet. Click around and drool away now!

HOT Megan Fox
Hello there, Megan Fox! The vixen is featured here in Esquire magazine.

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Prepare to squeal in delight, readers:

Robert Pattinson celebrates a birthday today!

The very handsome actor is now 28 years old, though it remains unclear just who the star will celebrate with: Imogen Ker? Cleo Wade? He's been romantically linked to both women over the past few weeks.

On the professional front, Pattinson has a few films on tap for 2014, including The Rover and Maps to the Stars.

Look forward to those in the near future and ogle over photos of Rob right now!

Robert Pattinson for Dior
Robert Pattinson is not bad looking, is he? Drool away, ladies!

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Cory Monteith would have turned 32 years old yesterday.

Sadly, of course, the Glee actor died of a heroin overdose in July. But his former costar and girlfriend, Lea Michele, took to Twitter yesterday and made it clear Monteith may be gone... but he's not forgotten.

"The biggest heart and most beautiful smile.. In all of our hearts.. We love you so. Happy Birthday," Michele tweeted along with the above photo of her and Monteith sharing a laugh.

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George Clooney turns 53 years old today, but don't bother sending the actor a gift.

He got himself the best present of all just a few weeks ago: a fiancee!

Oh, yes, to the shock of many, this Oscar winner is now engaged to British attorney Amal Alamuddin, despite years of playing the Date-A-New-Hottie-Every-Six-Months game and claiming he'll never again get married.

But all it takes is one to change a mind - and Clooney has now found his One.

We send this couple the best and we encourage readers to submit their best birthday wishes to Clooney as they click through some silly and handsome photos of the beloved A-Lister here:

George Clooney Close Up
George Clooney makes a silly face here at the Monuments Men premiere. He cracks us up.

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Chris Brown turns 25 years young on this delightful Cinco de Mayo.

We'd buy the guy a margarita (or an O'Douls or Miller Sharps given his obvious anger issues and substance abuse problems), but, well, dude is in jail.

He's lucky to get three square meals of any kind down in solitary.

Chris Brown Smoking Weed
Chris Brown smoking weed - 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.

It's been quite a year for Breezy. Even more than most years.

A year ago, it appeared that he was clean as a whistle - at least by his standards - but then came a fight outside a D.C. nightclub that landed him in jail.

Actually, it landed him in rehab, until he got kicked out. Twice.

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A man with golden feet and a glorious body turns 39 years old today.

Ready to wish David Beckham a very happy birthday?

The stud midfielder is the father of four and the owner of a six-pack that continues to be featured in one underwear ad after another - and for good reason!

He's also married to a former Spice Girl and is very, very, VERY rich.

So, no, Beckham isn't exactly in need of anything material as a gift. But you can still send along your best birthday wishes to the handsome athlete as we present a gift to you: David Beckham in his skivvies!

David Beckham Underwear Photograph
David Beckham is shirtless and in underwear for H&M as part of his new ad campaign. Wow.

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One of Hollywood biggest MILFs is now 33 years old.

Won't you join us in wishing a Jessica Alba a very happy birthday?!?

The actress has scaled back dramatically in her movie life since becoming a mother, though she actually has a number of films on tap for 2014.

She's remained in the spotlight, however, thanks to this sweaty no makeup photo and thanks to any number of Jessica Alba bikini photos. This brunette isn't bad looking at all.

So join us in sending some birthday love Alba's way and prepare to drool, fellas. Here are 33 pictures of Jessica Alba in honor of her 33rd birthday:

Jessica Alba is Beautiful
Jessica Alba poses here at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards. We wouldn't exactly kick her out of bed!

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