Jesse James, you blew it man. Happy birthday, we guess. After the stuff you pulled the past few years, you don't deserve a cake, except maybe one to the face.
Here we thought Sandra Bullock's husband was a good guy. Sure, they came from different backgrounds, but they made it work and we were happy for them.
Until he decided to eff things up by getting Michelle Bombshell nude while Sandra was filming The Blind Side. Not just once either. Three times in a day. Sick.
The Jesse James cheating scandal didn't stop there. Brigitte Daguerre, Melissa Smith, Merilee Gerth and Lord only knows who else followed. Just deplorable.
Jesse James ... quite the despicable catch!
Yeah, We hope your 41st birthday sucks, loser. Whatever divorce deal you work out can't come soon enough. Anyway, click to enlarge Jesse James pics below!