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Lil Wayne celebrates his 28th birthday today in style. Rikers Island style.

As he sits in the New York jail, doing time for weapons charges, all is not lost. The rapper is releasing his eighth album, I Am Not a Human Being, today!

"My family, I like to do things for him for his birthday, you hear me?" rapper and frequent Weezy collaborator Birdman said, making moderate to no sense.

Wayne after pleading guilty to felony gun charges last year.

Anyway, happy birthday, Lil Wayne! If you can go 39 more days without carving a crude shank out of a toothbrush, you can come home November 4! Woo!

"We all excited," Birdman said. "He's happy. He wanna get out that place. That ain't no place for him to be." Indeed. Surely his many baby mamas concur.

Click to enlarge some Weezy pics in honor of the big day here:

Four By Four

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Considering all he's accomplished in life, it's incredible that Nick Jonas only turns 18 today.

The singer is one-third of a successful musical group; has released a solo album; is considering a Presidential campaign; and has dated both Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.

Now, he can purchase tobacco and adult movie legally, while voting in the mid-term elections! It's an exciting day for the cute artist, as we honor him with the following photo montage and ask readers to send in their birthday wishes...

Go Jo Bros!
  • Intense, Cute Stare
  • Football Cutie
Jonas Picture

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Heidi Montag marked her 24th plastic surgery birthday yesterday.

She and husband Spencer Pratt paid a visit to the zoo in Santa Barbara, Calif., and for a "divorcing couple," it sure looks like the gruesome twosome is happy.

It's almost like they never planned on actually divorcing. Crazy.

Zoo Animals

Speidi tours their future home. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Maybe being back among his primitive kind just puts Spencer in a pleasant mood? Who knows. In any case, it looks like these two are back to their old selves.

Well, G-cup boobs aside. Here's a little photo tribute to Heidi Montag we put together in honor of her special day! Click to enlarge the nauseating pics below!

  • Heidi and Spencer at the Zoo
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Look On
  • Gross Speidi
  • Smokin' Speidi
  • 2010 Heidi
  • Heidi and Spencer at the Zoo
  • Horse Face
  • Heidi Playboy Picture

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Grammy-winning singer Amy Winehouse has made it to age 27. It's a feat we're a little surprised at to be honest, but in a good way. Happy birthday, Ames!

Seriously, if you had Wino in your office celebrity death pool (come on, you know there is one), you probably had pretty good odds. But we're glad you lost.

So give it up for the train wreck, once-and-future Mrs. Blake Fielder-Civil on this 14th of September. We're still holding our breath for that new album, girl!

  • Lovely Amy Winehouse Photo
  • Rehab Regular
  • Young Amy Winehouse
  • Devastated Amy Winehouse
  • Amy Wino Housed
  • Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse Kissing
  • Smokin' Wino
  • Amy Winehouse Playing Guitar

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Sean Preston Federline turns five today. Five! Britney Spears really has a five-year-old son! And a four-year-old son (Jayden James' birthday was Sunday)!

Kids. They grow up so fast.

Here's wishing both of Britney Spears' lil' rascals happy birthdays. Hopefully the big celebrations help take her mind off the Fernando Flores allegations!

Those were the days.

Say what you will about her, Britney and her sons are adorable together. She's really come a long way. Click to enlarge a bunch of additional Sean Preston pictures ...

Sean Preston and Jayden James Pic

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Britney Spears has had quite a week, thanks to the sexual harassment allegations of Fernando Flores. Today marks a joyous occasion for the star, however:

Jayden James turns four!

Man. It seems like just yesterday that JJ was born to Britney and Kevin Federline, and we erroneously reported that his name was Sutton Pierce Federline.

That was 2006, though, and we were idiots. Sorry, dog. Anyway, give it up for the lil' fella and click to enlarge ADORABLE Jayden James pictures below ...

  • Jayden and His Mom
  • Britney n' Jayden
  • Britney Spears' Elle Cover
  • Spider-Woman
  • Sean Preston, Jayden James, Britney Spears
  • Lucky Jayden
  • Brit Brit and J

Say what you will about her, Britney and her son are cute together. The celebration continues Tuesday with Sean Preston's fifth birthday, too. Team Britney!

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Charlie Sheen turns 45 years old today.

Sadly, that number does not also reflect the number of days this actor was forced to spend behind bars for his December 2009 confrontation with wife Brooke Mueller.

Despite numerous reports that said Sheen held a knife to Mueller's throat and threw her around like a rag doll, Sheen got off with a month in rehab... and a raise from CBS to remain a member of the Two and a Half Men cast!

Therefore, instead of asking readers to send in their birthday wishes, let's change it up: submit your best Sheen insult to THG today and don't hold back. Really let this loser have it!

Two and a Half Men Promo Picture
  • Tabloid Cover
  • Stogie Smoker

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The late Michael Jackson would have been 52 today.

The commemoration of his birthday has sparked tributes to the music icon, who died in June 2009, from around the world to his hometown of Gary, Ind.

Members of the Jackson family were on hand in their former home, including Michael's father, Joe Jackson, for the four-day festival in the singer's honor.

Michael Jackson (1958-2009).

Chances are, you already know all there is to know about him - from his music legacy to his personal eccentricities to the charges facing Dr. Conrad Murray. But it's still sad he is gone, especially today. Here is a little photo tribute to MJ ...

  • Vintage Michael Jackson
  • Michael Jackson Entertainment Weekly Cover (III)
  • Michael Jackson, Children
  • An MJ Pic

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Alexander Skarsgard's birthday is worth celebrating, but there's room for another celebrity tribute on this 25th day of August - the gorgeous Blake Lively is 23!!

Happy birthday to the Gossip Girl star!

The Los Angeles native has become well-known in recent years thanks to the CW hit, those Traveling Pants movies, Accepted, and The Town, which premieres soon.

In honor of Serena van der Woodsen's real-life, smarter alter ego, click to enlarge the gallery of Blake Lively pictures below and leave a comment on her big day ...

  • Thumb Sucking Fun
  • Hottest Blake Lively Photo
  • Back to the Board

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Fans of Alexander Skarsgard already received a gift this week:

The sight of this actor, naked and bloody, on the cover of Rolling Stone. Ogle him, along with co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, for as long you'd like RIGHT NOW.

But then set your mind on repaying the favor, as Skarsgard turns 34 today. He already has a hit show on his resume, so fans will need to come up with something else to deliver to this stud muffin as a present.

THG can only offer our appreciation for his role as Eric Northman on True Blood, as well as the following photo montage. Don't spend too long clicking on the pics, ladies. Alexander is awaiting your birthday wishes...

  • Nice Photo
  • Alexander
  • Alexander the Hottie
  • Alexander Skarsgard Cover
  • Up Close, Personal, Hot
  • Alexander Skarsgard Nude
  • Alexander Skarsgard Pic
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