Or should we say Katy Brand?

Call her what you want, she turns 26 today! Born Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson in Santa Barbara, Calif., the daughter of Christian pastor parents has gone on to become one of the bigger stars in music today, and just tied the knot this weekend!

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30.

That isn't the number of red carpets Kim Kardashian stood on this month, nor is it the number of takes it took her and Ray J to get their sex tape just right. It is isn't even the number of birthday parties this talentless celeb threw for herself in preparation for a milestone.

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With long hair or a mohawk, a clean-shaved face or a beard, there's no denying it: Zac Efron is a THG favorite.

This talented actor doesn't crave the spotlight outside of work, has remained in a committed relationship with Vanessa Hudgens - and is just so gosh darn adorable!

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Kim Kardashian turns 30 years old on October 21. But, kome on, kan't you offer up this birthday gal a few early wishes?

The woman who has made a career out of getting naked and attending parties will double up on the latter this weekend. In anticipation of the next big day next week, Kim will celebrate tonight at Tao Las Vegas.

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Usher turns 32 today and it isn't only fans of this hip hop artist who should send him their birthday wishes.

Anyone afflicted with a case of Bieber Fever must give thanks to this singer/producer for discovering the boy, the myth and the legend that is Justin Bieber.

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Ready to send whatever the opposite of birthday wishes would be, THG readers?

Grating, publicity-hungry reality star Michaele Salahi turns 45 today. In celebration, Bravo actually aired the episode of The Real Housewives of D.C. last night in which this pathetic woman and her husband crashed a White House party.

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Randy Quaid! Our man! Happy birthday, buddy. We'd invite you over to celebrate, but you'd probably squat at THG headquarters for weeks after, so ... rain check?

Just kidding. Not really. He and his wife were arrested for burglary at their old house. They also frequent inns and then peace out without paying. It's a little weird.

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Lil Wayne celebrates his 28th birthday today in style. Rikers Island style.

As he sits in the New York jail, doing time for weapons charges, all is not lost. The rapper is releasing his eighth album, I Am Not a Human Being, today!

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