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30.

That isn't the number of red carpets Kim Kardashian stood on this month, nor is it the number of takes it took her and Ray J to get their sex tape just right. It is isn't even the number of birthday parties this talentless celeb threw for herself in preparation for a milestone.

Instead, it's the age Kim turns today.

Indeed, the reality star started to celebrate the big day last week, attending parties in her honor on back-to-back nights in Las Vegas and New York City. She then received a date with a douchebag as an early present.

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It's official. Bristol Palin is no longer our favorite unwed teen mom.

She turns 20 today! Happy birthday to the mother of lil' Tripp!

Ever since her mother Sarah was nominated for Vice President in 2008, Bristol Palin has become a household name herself. Essentially for being pregnant.

  • Bristol and Mark: So Sexual
  • Palin and Ballas

HEAT: Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas bring it on Dancing With the Stars.

Between feuding with Levi Johnston, advocating for abstinence and her current stint on DWTS, it's safe to say Bristol's star is rising as she enters decade three.

Just imagine when mom runs for president in 2012 and Levi stars in more random music videos directly referencing their relationship. It's gonna be great stuff.

Click to enlarge photos of our girl and wish her birthday greetings below!

  • Bristol at the Mint
  • Bristol P. Pic
  • Bristol: Dancer With the Stars
  • Bristol Photograph
  • They Chose Life
  • Bristol Palin and Tripp Johnston

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With long hair or a mohawk, a clean-shaved face or a beard, there's no denying it: Zac Efron is a THG favorite.

This talented actor doesn't crave the spotlight outside of work, has remained in a committed relationship with Vanessa Hudgens - and is just so gosh darn adorable!

Zac turns 23 years old today and let us be the first to send along the happiest of birthday wishes. We encourage readers to chime in and express their feelings for this grounded star, as we honor him with the following photo montage...

A Generous Star
  • Thanks, Zac
  • Beautiful with a Beard?
  • Like James Dean
  • Totally Cute Couple
  • Vanessa and Zac

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Kim Kardashian turns 30 years old on October 21. But, kome on, kan't you offer up this birthday gal a few early wishes?

The woman who has made a career out of getting naked and attending parties will double up on the latter this weekend. In anticipation of the next big day next week, Kim will celebrate tonight at Tao Las Vegas.

Kim Fashion

Along with family members, close friends Lala Vasquez and Brittny Gastineau will attend the event - which will be streamed live by E! News. We're not kidding.

Then, tomorrow night, Kardashian flies to her new home back east and will party it up with Ciara at Tao New York, which is celebrating its 10-year anniversary.

Go ahead and wish her a happy birthday now, folks. Or continually bang your ahead against the wall over this being considered news. Either reaction would be understandable.

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Usher turns 32 today and it isn't only fans of this hip hop artist who should send him their birthday wishes.

Anyone afflicted with a case of Bieber Fever must give thanks to this singer/producer for discovering the boy, the myth and the legend that is Justin Bieber.

It's been difficult a 18 months for Usher, as he divorced controversial wife Tameka Foster and fought of rumors of infidelity. But the abs of steel and the hit singles remained throughout these tough times and in the man's honor, we say "OMG" to this photo montage:

Early Show Performance
Pic of Usher
  • Chris Brown, Usher Pic
  • Usher Topless

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In honor of Simon Cowell turning 51 today, we ask readers to refrain from sending birthday wishes and instead make a heartfelt plea to the music guru:

Return to American Idol! Please!

Jennifer Lopez actually might fit in well on the judging panel, and Steven Tyler could be entertaining. But Simon made this show and will be missed incredibly on season 10. At least fans can still watch him on X-Factor. Below, we honor the most honest man in the business with a photo montage:

AI Crew
  • Harris on Idol
  • Cowell

Another American Idol alum celebrates a birthday today: Taylor Hicks is 43. He could use your best wishes.

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Playboy model / sex tape star Karissa Shannon celebrated her 21st birthday yesterday with a champagne-soaked party in NYC. The co-guest of honor at the bash?

Twin sister Kristina Shannon, of course!

Karissa looked so delighted when boyfriend Sam Jones III gave a pair of Louboutins which cost $1,495 - he forgot to take the price tag off, what are the odds?

  • Karissa and Sam Jones III
  • Shannon Twins Birthday Photo

Karissa Shannon turned 21 last night, as did Kristina Shannon. Sam Jones III? He was just there for the photo ops. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

With proceeds from the Karissa Shannon sex tape, Sam can afford all sorts of fancy gifts for his girl, who became a D-list name in 2008, thanks to Hugh Hefner.

The twins were two of Hef's three hoes for a bit. Yet despite the "girlfriend" status, Karissa claims the relationship was "more for fun" and the chance to be on TV.

Wow, you mean a couple of 19-year-old twins weren't just itching for the chance to double-team an octogenarian? Shocker. Anyway, happy birthday girls!

  • A Shannon Twins Pic
  • Shannon Twins Make Out!
  • Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Playboy
  • The Shannon Twins, Playboy Pic
  • Oh, Oh, Bama!
  • The Viagra Train
  • Hef and his Twins

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Ready to send whatever the opposite of birthday wishes would be, THG readers?

Grating, publicity-hungry reality star Michaele Salahi turns 45 today. In celebration, Bravo actually aired the episode of The Real Housewives of D.C. last night in which this pathetic woman and her husband crashed a White House party.

Talk about dangerous horse play!

Lots of Horse Play
  • Michaele on a Horse
  • Michaele Photo

Meanwhile, Michaele confirmed a few weeks ago that she has equally scary plans for her birthday... suit. Look for her naked body to appear in Playboy later this year. Yech.

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Randy Quaid! Our man! Happy birthday, buddy. We'd invite you over to celebrate, but you'd probably squat at THG headquarters for weeks after, so ... rain check?

Just kidding. Not really. He and his wife were arrested for burglary at their old house. They also frequent inns and then peace out without paying. It's a little weird.

The actor turns 59 on this first day of October, and we eagerly await the next insane story he and Evi Quaid provide for us. Keep on livin' the good life, Randall ...

Lookin' good, Randy Quaid, and a little nuts. Just how we love ya.

  • Randy Quaid Mugshot
  • Randy Quaid Booking Photo
  • Randy Quaid Mug Shot

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Lil Wayne celebrates his 28th birthday today in style. Rikers Island style.

As he sits in the New York jail, doing time for weapons charges, all is not lost. The rapper is releasing his eighth album, I Am Not a Human Being, today!

"My family, I like to do things for him for his birthday, you hear me?" rapper and frequent Weezy collaborator Birdman said, making moderate to no sense.

Wayne after pleading guilty to felony gun charges last year.

Anyway, happy birthday, Lil Wayne! If you can go 39 more days without carving a crude shank out of a toothbrush, you can come home November 4! Woo!

"We all excited," Birdman said. "He's happy. He wanna get out that place. That ain't no place for him to be." Indeed. Surely his many baby mamas concur.

Click to enlarge some Weezy pics in honor of the big day here:

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