Ellen DeGeneres turns 53 today, and the talk show host won't celebrate by introducing the world to her half-sister.

Instead, the fun-loving comedian will air a special episode that includes a handful of famous friends. Among them: Pink, Colin Farrell and Julia Roberts, the latter two of which are pictured with Ellen below.

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She may be the First Lady of the United States, but Michelle Obama, who turns 47 today, still says that first and foremost, she is Malia and Sasha's mom.

That's indicative of her humility, but she's so much more than that.

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As if they didn't already have enough in common, Ray J and Betty White both celebrate birthdays today.

First, the man responsible for making Kim Kardashian famous turns 30. We've already purchased a new video camera for the aspiring hip hop artist and reality TV star.

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Chris Smith turns 32 years old today.

The rapper, only best known for comprising one-half of the beloved duo Kriss Kross in the early 1990s, hasn't accomplished much since the release of the 1996 album "Young, Rich & Dangerous." But it's time to get excited, fans of backwards clothing:

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Tiffany Pollard is making a comeback, folks. The former reality star and giant-breasted woman is in the news today for three reasons:

Pollard hasn't done much since she went to work on VH1 in 2009, but here's hoping this isn't the last time we write about her. Possessing as much talent as Kim Kardashian, New York is one sex tape away from making it big! She's awaiting your birthday wishes.

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Elin Nordegren, perhaps the world's richest, most eligible single-mom divorcee, turns 31 years old on this first day of the new year. Happy birthday!

Tiger Woods may be the greatest golfer ever, but Elin delivered the most lucrative shot in history with one swing of the 9-iron. Now she's moved on.

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What a year for Tiger Woods.

The greatest golfer of all time lost his #1 ranking, Elin Nordegren and the respect of tens of millions of fans. But if there's one thing America loves more than sordid sex scandals and epic falls from grace, it's a tale of redemption.

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