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Kate Middleton turns 29 years old today and we encourage all readers to send in their best wishes.

After all, what else do you get a beautiful young woman who is set to marry a hunk and inherit billions of dollars?

As seen below, Middleton has already become a supermarket tabloid staple. Expect to see and hear a lot more about the future princess in the near future, some true, some false, all looking to cash in on what will be wedding of the century.

Royal Cuteness
  • Kate Middleton Pregnant?
  • Best Weding Gift Ever
  • Wedding Tell-All!
  • A Ruined Romance
  • Royal Engagement?
  • The Real Kate

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Tiffany Pollard is making a comeback, folks. The former reality star and giant-breasted woman is in the news today for three reasons:

  1. She covers the latest issue of Bleed.
  2. She turns 29.
  3. She's hilarious.

Pollard hasn't done much since she went to work on VH1 in 2009, but here's hoping this isn't the last time we write about her. Possessing as much talent as Kim Kardashian, New York is one sex tape away from making it big! She's awaiting your birthday wishes.

  • Covering Bleed
  • T. Pollard

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Mel Gibson celebrates a birthday today. The troubled actor is 55.

Hopefully his New Year's resolution was to berate people less.

Seriously. Dude is an angry, deeply disturbed individual.

Are You EFFING SERIOUS?!??!?!

With Mel, you never know what to expect next.

Currently in the midst of three court battles with ex Oksana Grigorieva, Mel accuses her of extortion, wants custody of their daughter and denies her allegations of domestic abuse stemming from an epic fight last winter.

That drama, punctuated by Mel Gibson's insane rants, dominated news for much of 2010. Will this continue deep into 2011, or will the parties settle things amicably, allowing him to return to his career as a beloved Hollywood icon?

We have our doubts. Happy birthday, Mel.

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Elin Nordegren, perhaps the world's richest, most eligible single-mom divorcee, turns 31 years old on this first day of the new year. Happy birthday!

Tiger Woods may be the greatest golfer ever, but Elin delivered the most lucrative shot in history with one swing of the 9-iron. Now she's moved on.

Fight For the Kids

If Tiger had any brains, he wouldn't have pawed Devon James, Jaimee Grubbs and their ilk. Was it worth it, man? Nine figures later, probably not.

If you have any brains, you'll click to enlarge this gallery of Elin Nordegren pictures we put together ... and give her a ring if you're a single guy:

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What a year for Tiger Woods.

The greatest golfer of all time lost his #1 ranking, Elin Nordegren and the respect of tens of millions of fans. But if there's one thing America loves more than sordid sex scandals and epic falls from grace, it's a tale of redemption.

So on his 35th birthday, here's hoping Woods gives us reason to cheer in 2011. With time, we can forgive "transgressions" as long as people are sincere.

He's suffered long enough. We want to see Tiges back on top... and we don't mean with Rachel Uchitel. Happy birthday and go get 'em, big guy. Go get 'em ...

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Might David Archuleta have graduated from adorable to downright hot?

The former American Idol finalist is no longer a teenager, as he celebrates his 20th birthday today.

This popular artist released a new album in October and has performed multiple times in honor of the recent holidays. In these clips, he sings alongside the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Below, meanwhile, a fan has honored Archuleta with a birthday tribute.

Check it out now, and then send in your best wishes to the humble star:

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It's a special Holly Day for a certain, often-naked reality star.

Holly Madison turns 31 today, likely celebrating the occasion by giving thanks that she's no longer having intercourse with a man old enough to be her grandfather.

A failed Dancing with the Stars contestant, Madison has turned her penchant for nudity into a series with E!. This would be slightly more impressive if that network didn't hand out reality shows like they were Chinese food menus.

Still, Holly has worked her way up from humble beginnings in Oregon to being named the top Hooters girl of all-time by that restaurant chain in 2008. Talk about an accomplishment! Send in your birthday wishes now and ogle away at the following photo montage:

  • Camera Wave
  • Hot for Holly
  • Holly on Halloween

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The holiday season got the best of us a little.

With much last-minute shopping and so many year-end compilations on our plates, we totally forgot to wish Brad Pitt a happy birthday Saturday.

Angelina Jolie's partner shares his with Katie Holmes and Christina Aguilera, both of whom we gave shout-outs to. Now let's give Brad his due.

THG would like to wish the actor a happy 47th birthday. We're a few days late, but we can make up for it with extra Brad Pitt pictures below ...

We know man. We totally blew it.

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Katie Holmes is 32 years old. That's just nuts.

The actress (who marked the milestone Saturday) has been married to Tom Cruise for what seems like forever. Suri Cruise will be FIVE in April. Time flies.

Like her fellow birthday girl Christina Aguilera, Katie has been famous for so long, it's impressive how she keeps on shining and stays on an even keel.

Here's wishing her many more years of happiness. Now, a tribute of some of the best Katie Holmes pictures in recent years in honor of the big 3-2 ...

  • Suri, Tom, Katie
  • Back! Back! Back!
  • Suri and Katie Picture
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