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It's Friday the 13th, and while superstitions about today abound, for some people it turns out this day which only comes around a few times a year is actually pretty fantastic.

As a born-on-the-13th baby, it's my duty to dispel any myths about this much maligned day. First off, there's a good chance that if you sit down to dinner with 13 people today, one of you won't be dead within a year. Unless it's really, really old relative's birthday, then maybe all bets are off.

Secondly, it's actually not unlucky to be born on the 13th of a month.

Why? Well, because you were born. That's a big deal. It was definitely a big deal for these 13 stars born on Friday the 13th. As it turns out, that was their (and our) lucky day.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were born on June 13, 1986.

Today is a Friday like any other, despite what the calendar may say, but should you go to any sleepaway camps, look out for guys in hockey masks. Just in case.

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Regardless of our political affiliations, today we should all be able to agree that our 41st President, George Herbert Walker Bush, has just taken a spot on the list of all-time greatest badasses!

The elder George Bush turned 90 years old today and he didn't celebrate by breaking in a new pair of slippers. No, Bush took to the skies and jumped out of a freaking airplane! 

The best part is: this wasn't a case of GHWB crossing a long lifelong ambition of his bucket list. In fact, this is the eighth time Bush has gone skydiving, and he celebrated his 80th and 85th birthdays the same way.

The first time George jumped out of a plane? Oh, that would be when he was about 20 and his bomber was shot down by Japanese anti-aircraft guns. Like we said: badass!

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Kate Upton turns 22 Tuesday. Yes, she's only 22 years young!

While she made a name for herself as the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue's top rookie in 2011, and its cover girl in 2012 and 2013, Kate has branched out since.

She's not just a bikini model anymore. She's ... THE model.

Working Her Abs
Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.

Taking over the fashion world as well as the Internet on a daily basis, Kate is a one-woman brand, a phenom with widespread and lasting appeal.

What stars can pull off a racy Cat Daddy video, pose nude in GQ, then also cover Vogue? Exactly. That list includes Kate Upton and no one else.

In honor of her 22nd birthday on this 10th of June, we raise our glass to a woman who has done so much for us, and celebrate the hottest model ever.

Enjoy some of our favorite Kate Upton photos above, then follow the jump for a bonus gallery of things we would love to do with Kate on this day.

Or any day. But especially on her birthday ...

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Kanye West has yet another reason to celebrate today.

The rapper, who married Kim Kardashian two weeks ago (perhaps you heard about it) turns 37 today, his first birthday since becoming both a father and a husband.

West is yet to actually speak out since exchanging vows with the former sex tape star, as the couple only recently returned from its honeymoon in Ireland.

Reports have claimed he's clashing with Kim over his desire to have a second child; and also over her exposing daughter North to the paparazzi, but we'll assume these issues have been placed on the backburner in honor of Kanye's big day.

He's now 37 years old!!! Join us in sending the artist some birthday wishes and click through 37 fun pictures of Kanye below:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Pic
Yay for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West! The couple is now happily married.

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Chris Paul and his Los Angeles Clippers may have lost in the Western Conference semifinals this spring.

But the All-Star point guard was given every reason to smile this week, thanks to a birthday gift that left him gushing online.

About a month after turning 29, Paul posted a picture to Instagram of the young women after whom a majority of teenager lusted in the 1990s: Saved by the Bell's Kelly Kapowski.

Given to him by Tiffani Thiessen herself, the image is autographed by the actress and Paul included along with it a caption that reads:

"This is easily one of the best Bday gifts I've ever received in my 29yrs on this Earth!!! #KellyKapowski #My1stLove #WeWereTogether #SheJustDidntKnowIt #CuzImSavedByTheBell."

Kelly Kapowski Photo

Need a reminder why Paul and every other warm-blooded male under 35 years old fell in love with Kelly Kapowski?

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She's a humanitarian. She's a successful actress. She's a mother of six.

And now she's 39 years old.

Angelina Jolie celebrates a birthday today, immediately following the biggest movie opening of her career. Oh, yes, it's safe to say fans like seeing the beauty as Maleficent.

But might fans see no more of Jolie on the big screen in the near future?

She recently hinted at retirement after her role as Cleopatra, saying it may be the film in which she finishes her career in a "great way."

It would be hard to blame the star if this ends up being the case. She has young children at home. She has to learn how to put on make up properly. She is involved in a number of important causes.

And she could simply spend everyday gazing into the eyes of lover Brad Pitt. It's not a bad life!

Angelina Jolie at Maleficent Premiere
Angelia Jolie strikes a beautiful pose at the world premiere of Maleficent. She's a beauty in black.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGELINA JOLIE!

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Get ready to love Channing Tatum even more, ladies, if that's possible.

The actor and wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum celebrated their daughter Everly's first birthday Saturday by sharing a new photo of their little girl on Instagram.

"Happy birthday my angel!" Channing posted with this adorable pic:

Channing Tatum's Daughter

The cutie is seen in a tulle dress and green fairy wings. Jenna added:

"Can’t believe she’s already one! Happy birthday to our little fairy."

It's clear the two are trying to keep their daughter out of the public eye, and we commend them for that, although it sure is sweet to get the occasional glimpse.

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Farrah Abraham turns 23 years old on this 31st day of May.

Happy birthday to our favorite porn star who claims she's not a porn star, even though she starred in a porn production - sorry, "leaked sex tape" last year.

In fact, she spent her last birthday promoting it at a sex convention in Florida. Imagine that. What's she up to this year? Pushing her erotic novel trilogy.

Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. Seriously. Can't make this up.

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

Hey, if you're in New York, you can celebrate with her tonight at Pacha NYC. For just $25, you'll get to hang out with the Backdoor Teen Mom herself.

Sounds like Abraham wants you to be there, too. Hardcore.

"Hello good looking!" Farrah Keeked this week, to whom we're not sure (we'll go with you). "So, there is a sexy week coming up in New York City."

"I can say that because every party has the word 'sexy' in it!"

"So, of course, you know my sexy 23rd birthday bash with some awesome celebrities from all your favorite networks - Bravo, E!, VH1, MTV."

"They're all gonna be there supporting my birthday!"

Don't everybody line up at once now. Breathe.

In all seriousness, have fun, girl. Despite how many times we've seen Farrah Abraham crying over the years, here's hoping there will be no tears tonight ...

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This weekend may have belonged to Kim Kardashian.

But today was all about Scott Disick for many members of Reality TV's First Family... because the man who knocked up Kourtney Kardashian on two occasions is now 31 years old!

And Khloe Kardashian sent her best wishes to her "partner in crime" by posting the following photo of herself and Disick, using the pair's mug shots in a celebratory manner.

Khloe and Scott Mug Shots

"Happy birthday to my partner in crime @letthelordbewithyou I love you LD!!" Khloe wrote, completely oblivious to how WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE such a gesture actually is.

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One of the best human beings alive celebrates a birthday today.

Megan Fox is now 28 years old!

The actress has suddenly become the mother of two, scaling back on both her movie career and her ridiculously hot modeling career.

She actually debuted photos of her son on Ellen a couple weeks ago and, unsurprisingly, the kid is a major cutie.

Fox will next be seen in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, taking on the key role of April O'Neil in this August release.

Until then, you may not see this private star often, but don't worry: we've got you covered in the following photo gallery, which includes an iconic Megan Fox nude picture.

28 hot photos in honor of 28 years on this planet. Click around and drool away now!

HOT Megan Fox
Hello there, Megan Fox! The vixen is featured here in Esquire magazine.

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