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It looks like the marital stress between Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie is over.

How do we know? Because the reality star is pregnant!

Richie himself confirmed this exciting news today to Us Weekly, telling the magazine:

"Shayne's twelve weeks pregnant. Like the great husband I am, I knocked her up during her birthday trip in Maui, Hawaii last November. Definitely a LOVE baby."

The Season 12 winner of The Bachelor, meanwhile, shared a quote via Instagram yesterday that also back up this report… in odd fashion.

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Last year, the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby captivated the celebrity news world, and not just because the two larger-than-life celebs mated.

The name the duo picked out, North West, was an all-timer.

A unanimous, first ballot Celebrity Baby Name Hall of Fame inductee, North was clearly chosen after Kimye crossed off every other possible option.

Of course, they're not the first stars who treated naming a child like some sort of "art" or just totally mailed it in because they were too busy and/or high.

Seriously, coming up with baby names this dumb takes either serious commitment or total aloofness, both of which are forever worthy of our admiration.

Who else makes the HOF along with Nori? Let's find out.

Behold, the 17 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names:

17 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
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North West

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.


Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

2. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.


Apple Martin

3. Apple Martin

Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.


Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

4. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

We got nothing.


Kal-El Cage

5. Kal-El Cage

Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.


Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

6. Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.


Blanket Jackson

7. Blanket Jackson

Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.


Jermajesty Jackson

8. Jermajesty Jackson

Jermajesty. Michael's brother Jermaine outdid him with that one.


Suri Cruise

9. Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.


Tu Morrow

10. Tu Morrow

Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.


Moxie Crimefighter

11. Moxie Crimefighter

Moxie Crimefighter is the daughter of Penn Jillette. That is all.


Pilot Inspektor

12. Pilot Inspektor

Pilot Inspektor is the son of Jason Lee. That spelling you are reading here is accurate.


Princess Tiaamii

13. Princess Tiaamii

Princess Tiaamii is the daughter of busty British babe and reality star Katie Price. We feel bad.


Denim

14. Denim

Toni Braxton named her kid Denim. Apparently "Polyester," "Suede," and "Cotton" were taken.


Kyd

15. Kyd

Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.


Bronx Mowgli

16. Bronx Mowgli

Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.


Maxwell Drew Johnson

17. Maxwell Drew Johnson

Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.


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Vanessa Cervantez, despite being just 5'1", recently gave birth to her third child, son Andrew Jacob Cervantez, who entered the world weighing a staggering amount.

His measurements? 15 pounds, 2 ounces and 24 inches in length!

15-Pound Baby!

This has yet to be officially confirmed, but Andrew is reportedly the biggest baby ever born in California. Ever. He arrived two weeks before his due date.

Vanessa visited her doctor at 38 weeks and, after a routine test, was told her baby's movements had decreased and he was having trouble breathing.

She was admitted to the hospital immediately and received an emergency C-section, which resulted in the birth of a child double the size of the average baby.

After his birth, "little" Andrew had to be transported to a different hospital's NCIU because he was still having breathing difficulties after he was born.

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Jersey Shore alum Jenni "JWoww" Farley, who's expecting her first child with fiance Roger Mathews this summer, is expecting a girl, she reveals to Us Weekly.

JWoww was "super excited and super emotional" to find out the gender.

Snooki's best friend forever was also a little surprised at the results.

JWoww and Roger Mathews

"I pictured a boy this whole time, so when I saw 'girl' ... I was like, 'No way!'" she says. "[Snooki's son] Lorenzo is gonna have a BFF, and I couldn't be happier!"

"She will be my best friend and be daddy's little girl," the mom-to-be adds. "I can't wait for everything from her first steps to her first dance class."

One thing she's less excited for?

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Laura Linney, the award-winning actress who played a mom battling terminal cancer on Showtime’s The Big C, is now a mother in real life at age 49.

“Laura gave birth to a healthy boy named Bennett Armistead on January 8,” Raha Lewis, a writer for People, told ABC News ... to the shock of everyone.

Laura Linney Photo

This is her first child with husband of three years, Marc Schauer. Despite their life in the limelight, for the entire term of her pregnancy, Linney kept it secret.

“Not many people knew she was pregnant, but we know she’s home now enjoying being a mother,” said Lewis of Linney, who was last seen publicly in June.

In September, she took home an Emmy for best actress in a miniseries or movie but wasn’t there to accept her award. Perhaps now we know why.

“Laura couldn’t be here tonight. She’s such a great actress that she didn’t even need to show up,” Matt Damon joked while presenting the award.

Just shy of 50 years old, Linney joins a growing list of older Hollywood A-list moms like Salma Hayek (41) Halle Berry (47) and Kelly Preston (48).

Congratulations to the happy family!

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Anna Trebunskaya is now a first-time mother.

The Dancing with the Stars professional gave birth to a girl on Saturday and also revealed the mystery behind the little one's father.

Anna Trebunskaya Picture

"Anna Trebunskaya and boyfriend Nevin Millan welcomed their first child, daughter Amalya Millan, at a home birth on Saturday, Jan. 18," the star's rep confirmed in a statement released to Us Weekly.

The couple then added themselves: "We're thrilled to welcome our beautiful, healthy baby into the world. We couldn't be happier."

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First comes music industry super stardom, then comes perfectly picturesque Southern wedding, then comes the baby (girl!) in the baby carriage. Isn't that how it works for everyone?

Singing extraordinaire Kelly Clarkson revealed Monday via Twitter that she and new hubby Brandon Blackstone are expecting a little lady. Congrats to the gorgeous couple!

Kelly Clarkson, Husband

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For Kim Zolciak, life simply doesn't not get any better than this.

The reality star, who introduced the world to her baby twins a couple weeks ago, posted a new photo yesterday on Instagram of her and one of the relative newborns.

Kim Zolciak, Baby Pic

"How I spend my mornings doesn't get any better than this! I rarely get pics of me with the kiddos cause I'm the 'photographer' sooo thx @sweetiehughes for secretly snappin away!" Kim wrote as a caption.

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Ciara made the rumors into an exciting reality today:

She's pregnant with her first child!

Following months of chatter, the singer/actress confirmed the news this morning during an appearance on The View, telling the ladies that she and fiancé Future are expecting.

This baby be the first child for Ciara, 28, while the 30-year old Future has three kids from previous relationships: a son, 11, a daughter, 4, and a second son, 13 months.

We send the expanding family our very best wishes.

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