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Penelope Scotland Disick turns two years old today - and we really wish we could present this child with the best gift possible:

A puppy day away from her annoying family.

Alas, that would be against the law, so we'll instead just send along our best wishes to this adorable toddler, who recently made the AWWW-inspiring choice to crawl over Kourtney Kardashian's baby bump.

That's right, Penelope will soon be a big sister to a little boy or girl, as Kourtney and Scott Disick are expecting their third child before the year is over.

Fortunately, as seen in one of the images below, Penelope has experiencing hanging with cousin North West, who turned a year old last month. So we're fully confident she'll function as a successful older sibling.

We're also very sorry for including this opening image in Penelope's photo montage, but it took place exactly two years ago today. How could it NOT kick off a gallery in honor of the birthday girl?!?

Penelope is Born!
Penelope Scotland Disick enters the world is this very intimate photo. It's not really safe for work... or anywhere.

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No matter where Jenelle Evans goes, the Teen Mom star cannot get away from her haters.

Even when she goes into labor.

The troubled 22-year old gave birth to a son named Kaiser last night, announcing the news via Twitter with a cute photo of the newborn's feet (below).

And it didn't take long for Jenelle's critics to come out in force online, with one referring to Evans as a “#clingybitch” and another referring to Jenelle’s “deadbeat non mothering skills.”

  • Jenelle Evans on Instagram
  • Jenelle Evans Baby Pic

As you can see when you watch Teen Mom online via TV Fanatic, Evans obviously has struggled mightily as a parent when it comes to her first child.

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Weep and pray, celebrity gossip world.

Jenelle Evans is a mother once again.

Nearly five years after welcoming son Jace, the troubled Teen Mom star gave birth to a second boy named Kaiser on Monday.

Evans and boyfriend Nathan Griffith made the exciting announcement themselves via Twitter.

Jenelle Evans for MTV

Evans went public with her new child's name weeks ago, imploring Kaiser to just come out already in mid-June.

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Cutest. Baby. Photos. Ever?

They just might well be.

Late last week, Vanessa Lachey shared a couple pictures of her 21-month old son, Camden.

In the first, this toddler is rocking some baby aviators (aka “Babiators”); while the second shows Camden getting some love from his famous father.

  • Camden in Shades
  • Nick Lachey Kisses Son

"#Summertime is HERE!!!" Vanessa captioned the adorable sunglasses-based image.

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Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are set to be parents for the second time.

A rep for the couple tells Entertainment Tonight that Bell and Shepard will welcome a sibling for daughter Lincoln some time in the next few months.

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Picture

“The whole family is beyond excited,” the rep says.

Bell has been an awesomely outspoken mom ever since giving birth last year.

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Kim Kardashian has a message for those who says she neglects her daughter:

NEGLECT THIS!

In the wake of North West's first birthday party on Saturday - which has been dubbed Kidchella and which featured a ferris wheel, a moon bounce, a tipi and other items the child herself couldn't use - Kim has released a new photo of her, North and Kanye West.

Celebrating North

“Our baby girl’s 1st birthday party! #kidchella,” Kardashian wrote as a simple caption to the image, turning a personal family event into a hashtag.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have gone all-out for North West's first birthday, but across the Internet, many have been critical of tjhe A-list couple's casual approach to parenting.

Fans on Twitter have dubbed Kimye's daughter "Ignori" or "Norphan" and several users have apparently made it their mission to publicly call Kim out as a negligent mom.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

Online hate for North's newlywed parents reached an all-time high last week as Kim and Kanye traveled the globe, sometimes separate from one another, often leaving their daughter in the care of nannies and family members.

At one point, Kim even placed North on a cross-country flight without her, so that she would be free to join Kanye in Europe.

Needless to say, that decision caused many to question the claim that Kim is a "strict" mom who's involved in every aspect of her daughter's life.

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Meet River Rose Blackstock, the daughter of Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock born earlier this month and arguably the cutest thing in the history of ever.

At least in Kelly's mind ... and we're not going to disagree with her!

  • Kelly Clarkson Baby Photo
  • Brandon Blackstock Dances with Kelly Clarkson

The new mom, who got married just last October, introduced her one week-old baby girl via social media, sharing a picture of the little lady snoozing.

In an appropriately rose-colored carriage. Obviously! Looks comfy.

“Here is our beautiful baby girl River Rose; 6 lbs., 6 oz., 18 inches, and the greatest thing on the planet,” the singer, 32, captioned the photo above.

River is Clarkson’s first child with her husband Blackstock, who also has a son and a daughter from his first marriage named Seth and Savannah.

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Meet Simon Cowell, once forever the Bachelor, now the doting dad.

The music mogul took to Twitter on June 19 and shared one of his sweetest snap shots yet of his son Eric, who seems to be enjoying a bath at four months old.

With the proud papa himself doing the honors! Check it out:

Simon Cowell Baby Photo

Eric, whose mother is girlfriend Lauren Silverman, comfortably rests in a baby bath chair while looking up adoringly at his father, who's loving every second.

The 54-year-old Brit captioned the pic simply: "Bath time!"

Back in May, Cowell posted a series of pictures of Eric, quipping: "Very handsome like his dad." In an interview with Extra, he gushed, "I was born to be a dad!"

Who would have guessed he was such a softie.

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Kim Kardashian's honeymoon has been a never-ending world tour that would seem to leave the reality star little time for pesky tasks like raising her 1-year-old daughter.

Still, Mrs. West says she takes a no-nonsense approach to disciplining little Nori and seems to wish the rumors that she was knocked up with a honeymoon baby were true.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

"I'm a strict mother," Kim told The Daily Mail recently. "I'm really fun and playful, but I'm strict on nap time and sleeping in her own crib."

She goes on to slip in a subtle diss about her sister's style of child-rearing saying, "Kourtney's style is where her kids sleep in bed with her, so especially with a third baby coming, they're going to need a bigger bed or they're going to need some other rules."

Mom burn! As for her desire for another kid, Kim says:

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