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Based on a glance at either of the two celebrity gossip tabloids below, one would think Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and/or engaged.

Then one remembers the following:

  1. These same celebrity news rags published multiple made-up stories about Britney Spears, some of them so concocted that they featured (failed) efforts to pass off photos from 2003 and 2004, respectively.
  2. The covers below don't actually say anything concrete.
  3. John Mayer may be great in the sack, but he's not marriage material. "Waiting on the World to Change?" Come on.

See this groundbreaking Jennifer Aniston "news" for yourself ...

Pregnant Jennifer Aniston?

For whatever reason, Star wants us to believe that Jennifer Aniston cares about the Brangelina twins to the point of obsession. And our guess is that "Jen & John's backyard ceremony" was actually a barbecue. Same thing, right, OK!?

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The daughter of The King is passing on her DNA to new celebrity babies.

Lisa Marie Presley is expecting twins with rocker husband Michael Lockwood!

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Her mom, Priscilla, confirmed it to Entertainment Tonight.

"She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, you know, and I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they're having and when it's time to make the announcement," Priscilla Presley said.

Genetics may have played a role. It turns out, Lisa Marie's dad, Elvis, was a twin, and her mother, Priscilla, has younger brothers who are twins.

Lisa Marie and Michael Lockwood will greet their babies in the fall.

A source close to Presley tells Us Weekly, "She's never been so happy!"

Lisa Marie — who wed Michael Lockwood in 2006 — was previously married to Danny Keough and (briefly) to Michael Jackson and Nicolas Cage.

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They're the most talked about siblings since Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger were paired up in a certain 1988 movie.

Indeed, the first photos of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline may have sold for almost as much money as the above-referenced film, Twins.

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People Magazine reportedly shelled out $14 million for the following pic of Brangelina's babies. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are giving the money to charity. Yes, on top of being gorgeous, these actors are model humanitarians.

Enjoy the shot of Knox and Vivienne after this article's jump...

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New photos of Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have been published by celebrity gossip tabloid OK!

The beautiful couple isn't alone, however. It's cradling adorable newborn, Levi.

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"I will never forget those 14 hours," Matt said of his girlfriend's labor. "We danced, sweated, hummed, laughed and cried. We were a real team. It was great."

Alves might disagree with that sentiment a bit, but no one can disagree with this fact: Levi is a cutie patootie!

Levi has inspired a new outlook on life for his father, Matthew McConaughey. Dude is actually wearing a shirt in this picture!

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Desperate Housewives and Sex and the City star Kyle MacLachlan and his wife, Project Runway producer Desiree Gruber, have welcomed their first child!

Son Callum Lyon MacLachlan was born Friday, July 25 in Los Angeles.

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The couple announced the pregnancy in January, and the sex of the baby in April - with Kyle MacLachlan grousing that Desiree Gruber wouldn't even consider Jethro as a name option! Oh well, the sacrifices we make.

Kyle's latest film, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, opens August 6, while Desiree's Project Runway airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.

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24 star Mary Lynn Rajskub welcomed a baby boy, Valentine Anthony on Thursday, her rep has confirmed to Us Weekly.

"Mother and baby are great!" her rep said.

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He is the first child for Mary Lynn Rajskub, 36, and her live-in boyfriend Matthew Rolph, 28.

"With the strike going on - I had to keep busy!" Rajskub joked about her pregnancy. "We are thrilled and couldn't be more excited."

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Gorgeous actress-model Rebecca Romijn, 35, is pregnant - she and alleged star Jerry O'Connell, 34, are expecting twins this winter!

A spokesman for the couple confirmed the news Monday. The baby twins will be the first kids for the pair, who married in July 2007.

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A source close to the vagabond actor told Us Weekly that "Jerry couldn’t be happier about becoming a dad.”

Earlier this month, Jerry O'Connell said he wanted to have kids, saying "It would be amazing if it happened, I really hope it does happen" and joking that at the very least, the conception process has been "a lot fun for me."

He is Jerry O'Connell, and she is Rebecca Romijn, so we don't doubt that's true. Congratulations to the happy couple.