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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl this week - and made headlines with an unusual choice of names. But how does Honor stack up with some of the other names given to celebrity babies? That's the subject of today's Face-Off ...

IS HONOR THE WORST CELEBRITY BABY NAME YET?

17 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
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North West

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.


Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

2. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.


Apple Martin

3. Apple Martin

Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.


Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

4. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

We got nothing.


Kal-El Cage

5. Kal-El Cage

Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.


Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

6. Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.


Blanket Jackson

7. Blanket Jackson

Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.


Jermajesty Jackson

8. Jermajesty Jackson

Jermajesty. Michael's brother Jermaine outdid him with that one.


Suri Cruise

9. Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.


Tu Morrow

10. Tu Morrow

Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.


Moxie Crimefighter

11. Moxie Crimefighter

Moxie Crimefighter is the daughter of Penn Jillette. That is all.


Pilot Inspektor

12. Pilot Inspektor

Pilot Inspektor is the son of Jason Lee. That spelling you are reading here is accurate.


Princess Tiaamii

13. Princess Tiaamii

Princess Tiaamii is the daughter of busty British babe and reality star Katie Price. We feel bad.


Denim

14. Denim

Toni Braxton named her kid Denim. Apparently "Polyester," "Suede," and "Cotton" were taken.


Kyd

15. Kyd

Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.


Bronx Mowgli

16. Bronx Mowgli

Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.


Maxwell Drew Johnson

17. Maxwell Drew Johnson

Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.


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Here's the main reason why "Honor" makes even "Apple" sound delicious:

Because boys are mean.

We can foresee conversations going on in the middle school halls right now: Did you get honor? Oh, I got honor, alright!

Just because Cash Warren was born with a ridiculous name (no offense, dude, it's given us a never-ending stream of puns to use; one might even say the name was money!) doesn't mean he needs to doom his daughter to the same fate.

The truth is, Warren and Jessica Alba are already a different breed of celebrity. They got married in a quiet ceremony, they rarely attend Hyde. There was no need to distinguish themselves from the Hollywood pack with such a unique name.

By the way, when it comes to Alba, we really wanna get on her.

See what we mean, guys? It's just too easy.

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For his 82nd birthday, Hugh Hefner received a present many of us have seen before:

Pamela Anderson nude.

Ryan Shawhughes, Baby

The actress surprised the Playboy founder with a cake. And her naked body as she brought it out.

"I felt like I shouldn't look because I know her, and she walked out naked," said one of Hefner's girlfriend, Holly Madison. "So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!"

Right. Because there's no way Madison has seen another woman's Britney before.

Wanna get an idea of what Hefner and guests were treated to? Follow the jump on this article now to enjoy a glimpse of Pam Anderson naked...

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Tori Spelling is set to reprise her role as Donna Martin on 90210.

First, however, the actress had to take care of some child-birthing business, as she and husband Dean McDermott welcomed a daughter yesterday.

Stella Doreen McDermott was born at 3:13 p.m. in a Los Angeles hospital. She weighed 6 lbs., 8 oz. and was 19 3/4 inches long.

Back in March, Spelling revealed she was expecting a girl - and seemed quite pumped about it.

"I've always wanted a little girl since I'm such a girly girly," said the actress. "I immediately started crying. I couldn't believe it. I have my beautiful little boy and now I'll have my little girl! It's amazing."

Let's just hope Tori is a better mother than she is an actress.

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With two toddlers already keeping him busy, Mark Wahlberg and his longtime girlfriend, Rhea Durham, are adding another celebrity baby to the mix!

Amazingly, that may be just the beginning.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Pic

"When the kids are good, we want eight or nine," Wahlberg said Monday in L.A. while promoting his new film, The Happening.

"When they're bad, we [want] to stop at three."

The couple also have a daughter, Ella (pictured below), 4 and a son Michael, 2, and Wahlberg says having a full house is "awesome."

"Hectic at times," he admits. "But a lot of fun."

In The Happening, Wahlberg plays a science teacher in the new thriller, out June 13, trying to stay alive against a mysterious and deadly phenomenon.

But the actor says his own fears are far more real.

"My fear is failing as a father, as a friend, as a son. I have a lot of responsibility and a lot of people counting on me," he says.

"And I know God has put me in this position to put back and try to create some opportunities for some others, show kids there is another way."

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Sara Evans isn't done having children.

"[Fiance Jay Barker] and I have seven kids together [from previous marriages], and I would definitely love to have another child [with him]," the the country singer said recently. "He's just too cute. I just can't imagine not having a baby with him."

Alba and Honor

Sara Evans wants to make a celebrity baby with Jay Barker.

However,, the former Dancing with the Stars contestant was quick to add that she is not rushing into anything.

"We still have plenty of time, and I'm in no hurry because I hate being pregnant."

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Now that Jessica Alba has given birth, the club of knocked up celebrities has lost one its better looking members.

Still, a number of beauties are expecting kids over the next few months. Leading the charge? Matthew McConaughey's underrated girlfriend, Camila Alves.

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There haven't been too many photos of Ryan Shawhughes, actor Ethan Hawke's girlfriend, and with whom he is expecting a child soon. Quite soon.

This is the best we've come across, in fact. Check out the baby bump action on Ryan Shawhughes below, as the former nanny shops in New York ...

Brad, Angelina and Six Kids!

This is Ryan Shawhughes, former nanny and current baby mama of Ethan Hawke. She's cute... and pregnant with what will be a beautiful celebrity baby.

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Former Full House star Jodie Sweetin has a new role that comes with a full heart: mother to 7-week-old baby girl Zoie.

"You look at your baby and think, 'Wow, I did that.' It's really amazing," Sweetin said.

Suri With Katie

As Zoie happily snoozes on the shoulder of her dad, Sweetin's husband Cody Herpin, the marveling mom says, "I'm still like, 'Oh, wow, I'm a mom.' It's the most overwhelming, exciting thing I've ever done."

And a far cry from where she's been.

Best known for playing spunky middle child Stephanie Tanner on Full House from age 5 to 13, Sweetin then landed a real-life role that cast her against type: battling an addiction to crystal meth.


Jodie Sweetin and hubby Cody Herpin just became parents!

At 22, Sweetin was a college student married to LAPD officer Shaun Holguin and taking a break from acting when she first tried the drug.

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With the possible exceptions of those crotch shot pics from late 2006, of course. If you're a reader who's into that sorta thing.

Regardless, this was taken yesterday, while the star played with her oldest son. A classic. Amazingly, we didn't photoshop it...

Ding dangit, I'm tard, y'all. I gone go sit in Preston's car!

Maybe she was worn out from shooting that Pussycat Dolls video.

In any case, Britney Spears took a load off in Sean Preston's mini Cadillac Escalade while spending time with he and Jayden James.

Absurd pic aside, it seems like Britney is getting her act together and focusing on her family, rather than clubbing in no pants.

Follow the jump for some cute pics of Sean Preston low ridin'!

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