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No offense, Britney Spears.

You know how much we love your two boys Jayden James and Sean Preston - they are two of our all-time favorite celebrity babies, in fact.

Kendra and Son

But now is not the time in your life to crank out #3.

We seriously doubt that Britney Spears is actually pregnant, mind you.

No, she doesn't like to wear panties and yes, the girl has gotten around like a record (most recently with rumored beau Jason Trawick). But Jamie Spears has her on a really short leash these days. It's simply not very likely she's with child.

Still, you gotta wonder after you see the pic below.

If it's not a baby inside her, Britney ought to seriously consider one of those newfangled celebrity diets everyone's talkin' about...

Is Britney Spears pregnant, or in need of a gym membership?

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As Britney Spears looks to sell her home in the Hollywood Hills for a quieter routine in the suburbs, she can take a cue from her sister!

Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, already the portrait of domesticity, is getting ready to welcome her first child with her fiancé, Casey Aldridge.

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Britney will reportedly be flying home to Louisiana any day now for the birth of Sean Preston and Jayden James' baby cousin! Yay!

A source says Jamie Lynn Spears, who is due in early July, has "not been feeling well" recently, causing the fam to push up travel plans.

Britney Spears (circa early 2000s) and lil' sis Jamie Lynn Spears.

Jamie Lynn's baby bump has been growing at a ridiculous rate in recent weeks, leading many observers to speculate that the birth is imminent.

Britney and Jamie Lynn's father, Jamie Spears, and older brother, Bryan Spears, will also be making the trip, as will Britney's personal assistant.

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Best Father's Day ever!

Not only did Tiger Woods force a playoff in the U.S. Open Sunday (he went on to win Monday), but his almost-one-year-old daughter was there to see it.

Suri With Katie

After Tiger beat challenger Rocco Mediate, wife Elin Nordegren and their wonderful baby Sam Alexis were standing by to celebrate.

After his historic victory in San Diego, which followed months of painful knee injuries, Tiger gave all the credit to Sam Alexis Woods:

"There's no way I could have gotten through this without Sam being there. Just watching her grow, walking, running now, it's been just the greatest thing in the world."

Tiger Woods with Sam Alexis Woods - who turns one tomorrow!

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Late last year, Scott Baio went from former child actor and reality TV star to frightened father in a short period of time.

Daughter Bailey DeLuca was born to Baio and Renee Sloan in November, but joy quickly turned to fear when she was diagnosed with GA-1, a metabolic disorder that can cause seizures and leads to coma and even death. The couple is finally opening up about the experience.

Salma Hayek, Boobs

"Every breath that you take, every thought that you have, every moment that you're conscious, it's all you're thinking about," Baio told Celebrity Baby Blog. "The disease is a constant in your brain. It never leaves you."

Scott Baio, Renee Sloan and a healthy Bailey DeLuca pose for the camera.

Sloan added that Baio would "break down" at the sight of a baby - any baby and the pair got married in December without even revealing their ongoing pain.

Fortunately, after weeks of further testing, doctors determined the result had been a false positive; seven-month old Bailey is fully healthy.

"In a way I'm glad I went through it. Because this sort of thing puts everything else in perspective," Baio said, adding of the foundation they are establishing: "We know we need to be a voice here, and that's what we're trying to do.

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Salma Hayek and eight-month old daughter Valentina enjoy a lunch date at a Los Angeles restaurant in this photo.

Soon enough, Valentina won't need to be embarrassed when the topic of her parents is broached: Hayek is set to marry François-Henri Pinault in the near future.

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Either Jennifer Garner is buying husband Ben Affleck a series of gifts for Father's Day that are typically aimed at much younger demographic, or daughter Violet has been a very well-behaved girl.

Seen here, the beautiful actress and her cute daughter just completed a fun shopping spree. Combined with Affleck, these two comprise one of Hollywood's more stable, seemingly normal families.

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Clay Aiken is having a son with Jaymes Foster.

That news was big enough. But don't expect him to stop there!

The 29-year-old singer and his 50-year-old producer and friend, who he has impregnated the old-fashioned way (artificial insemination), used advanced IVF therapy to conceive their first child, who is due this summer.

But celebrity news magazines are reporting that Jaymes Foster has already frozen more eggs so they can have a second baby next year.

Aiken has also set aside some sperm. You may vomit at will.

WARNING: This man may not stop at fathering one child.

"[Jaymes Foster] is due in August, so she'd like to conceive again next March," a source says. "That way, she would give birth in December 2009. Clay and Jaymes are committed to having at least two children."

"They're both incredibly successful and wealthy, so money is certainly no object. And Clay just adores children. He is going to make a wonderful and caring father. There's absolutely no doubt about that."

Surely his fans agree.

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Weeks after marrying and (finally) confirming she's pregnant, talentless newlywed and mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson is starting to show ...

... her boobs!

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Seriously, WTF is she wearing? Is this a single item of clothing or two? Not that we're complaining, but why is her entire chest showing?

There's a little Ashlee Simpson baby bump action going on, but we're guessing that's not her only feature that gets Pete Wentz all excited ...

You gotta check out this photo below. Yowza.

Out doing some shopping, a pregnant Ashlee Simpson carries a black purse - and what is sure to be one of the cutest celebrity babies around.

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl this week - and made headlines with an unusual choice of names. But how does Honor stack up with some of the other names given to celebrity babies? That's the subject of today's Face-Off ...

IS HONOR THE WORST CELEBRITY BABY NAME YET?

17 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
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North West

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.


Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

2. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.


Apple Martin

3. Apple Martin

Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.


Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

4. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

We got nothing.


Kal-El Cage

5. Kal-El Cage

Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.


Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

6. Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.


Blanket Jackson

7. Blanket Jackson

Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.


Jermajesty Jackson

8. Jermajesty Jackson

Jermajesty. Michael's brother Jermaine outdid him with that one.


Suri Cruise

9. Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.


Tu Morrow

10. Tu Morrow

Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.


Moxie Crimefighter

11. Moxie Crimefighter

Moxie Crimefighter is the daughter of Penn Jillette. That is all.


Pilot Inspektor

12. Pilot Inspektor

Pilot Inspektor is the son of Jason Lee. That spelling you are reading here is accurate.


Princess Tiaamii

13. Princess Tiaamii

Princess Tiaamii is the daughter of busty British babe and reality star Katie Price. We feel bad.


Denim

14. Denim

Toni Braxton named her kid Denim. Apparently "Polyester," "Suede," and "Cotton" were taken.


Kyd

15. Kyd

Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.


Bronx Mowgli

16. Bronx Mowgli

Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.


Maxwell Drew Johnson

17. Maxwell Drew Johnson

Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.


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Here's the main reason why "Honor" makes even "Apple" sound delicious:

Because boys are mean.

We can foresee conversations going on in the middle school halls right now: Did you get honor? Oh, I got honor, alright!

Just because Cash Warren was born with a ridiculous name (no offense, dude, it's given us a never-ending stream of puns to use; one might even say the name was money!) doesn't mean he needs to doom his daughter to the same fate.

The truth is, Warren and Jessica Alba are already a different breed of celebrity. They got married in a quiet ceremony, they rarely attend Hyde. There was no need to distinguish themselves from the Hollywood pack with such a unique name.

By the way, when it comes to Alba, we really wanna get on her.

See what we mean, guys? It's just too easy.

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