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Thomas Beatie - falsely referred to as the "pregnant man" when he's actually just the first legally transgender male to give birth - welcomed a daughter into the world three weeks ago.

Already, he told People, little Susan Juliette is "easygoing and mellow and intelligent."

On the night of June 29, Beatie squeezed out (through his vagina because, as noted above, he isn't a man!) a nine-pound, five-ounce girl.

"She's so precious, I just can't stop staring at her," Thomas said in his first interview since he and wife Nancy returned with their baby from Bend, Oregon's St. Charles Medical Center. "Just holding her is the best feeling in the world."

Tiger Woods' Son

Compare celebrity babies now: Who is cuter, Susan Juliette or Levi Alves McConaughey?

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To paraphrase Matthew McConaughey's character, Wooderson, and steal one of his most famous Dazed and Confused quotes:

Levi Alves McConaughey is bound to be more than alright, alright, alright!

Salma Hayek, Boobs

Celebrity gossip tabloid OK! has published the first ever photo of McConaughey's son with long-time girlfriend Camila Alves. Unsurprisingly, based on the looks of his parents, Levi is a cutie patootie.

Also unsurprisingly, McConaughey described the birth as only he can:

"Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with [Camila], right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."

As for Levi's appearance and future? Both seem to be bright.

"I've pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing," the actor said. "This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are."

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Usher fans may be Tameka Foster haters, but perhaps they'll change their minds when they read how well Foster is taking care of the couple's baby.

"He's like hyper baby — he's crawling so fast!" Foster said of her seven-month old. "He stands up, and he's walking around the table... it's amazing to watch him."

Alex Rodriguez, Cynthia Rodriguez and Kids

Tameka Foster loves her son. But Usher fans don't love Tameka Foster.

Foster also told Us Weekly that motherhood "wonderful" and "every day is a new challenge with him."

As for future Ushers?

"I'd love to have more, we just gotta make the time," Foster said.

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Welcome to another edition of the fastest growing, mysterious celebrity baby game online! It's fun, (sometimes) challenging and cute!

The rules? Guess the parents of the kid(s) below! Can you do it? Yesterday's was so damn difficult, we totally made it easy this morning.

Brad Pitt and Kids

Seriously, if you can't ID these little tykes, you're just not reading enough celebrity news, gossip and rumors. Get it together, people!

CLICK THE PHOTO to see which stars spawned these cuties!

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Welcome to the second edition of the fastest growing, mysterious celebrity baby game on the Internet!

We're asking readers to guess to which set of famous parents the following toddler belongs. Today's version of the contest is so difficult, we're gonna give everyone a major clue:

Tiger Woods' Son

The name of the girl's mother is Sibi Blazic. Does that help you determine who her more famous father is?

CLICK ON THE PHOTO - and read the accompanying caption - to see which A-list actor spawned this cute kid.

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Altogether now: AWWWWWW!

Here's the first public photo of Halle Berry and her daughter, Nahla.

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The adorable little girl, whose name means "honey bee" in Arabic, was born March 16 to Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey. We'd like to send our best wishes to this lovely couple and adorable tyke.

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On the same morning in which we confirmed that Ben Affleck got Jennifer Garner pregnant again, we've learned that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are expecting a baby girl on October 31 - and the excited daddy-to-be is already sewing clothes!

"Ashlee and Pete are on cloud nine," an insider told Star.

They actually conceived the baby just before Valentine's Day while they were on vacation and the baby has an initial due date of October 31.

The source says when Pete heard she might have the baby on Halloween, "he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!"

So true, so true. Expect Jessica Simpson to pull the goalie on Tony Romo, Bridget Moynahan style, in an attempt to steal the spotlight back from her sis.

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Jennifer Garner has another bun in the oven.

When asked if his former Alias co-star was pregnant,Victor Garber said: "Yes, she is."

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Another source, meanwhile, told Us Weekly that the Juno star "is five months pregnant" and that she and husband Ben Affleck "are very happy."

In October, Garner wasn't shy about admitting that she wanted to give daughter Violet a brother or sister.

"We definitely wonder what it would be like to have another - hopefully, knock on wood, someday," Garner told Britain's Marie Claire. "My job is great to have as a mom. I get to take breaks and then work in a really concentrated way. During that concentrated time, it sucks, but whatever."

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