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24 star Mary Lynn Rajskub welcomed a baby boy, Valentine Anthony on Thursday, her rep has confirmed to Us Weekly.

"Mother and baby are great!" her rep said.

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He is the first child for Mary Lynn Rajskub, 36, and her live-in boyfriend Matthew Rolph, 28.

"With the strike going on - I had to keep busy!" Rajskub joked about her pregnancy. "We are thrilled and couldn't be more excited."

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Gorgeous actress-model Rebecca Romijn, 35, is pregnant - she and alleged star Jerry O'Connell, 34, are expecting twins this winter!

A spokesman for the couple confirmed the news Monday. The baby twins will be the first kids for the pair, who married in July 2007.

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A source close to the vagabond actor told Us Weekly that "Jerry couldn’t be happier about becoming a dad.”

Earlier this month, Jerry O'Connell said he wanted to have kids, saying "It would be amazing if it happened, I really hope it does happen" and joking that at the very least, the conception process has been "a lot fun for me."

He is Jerry O'Connell, and she is Rebecca Romijn, so we don't doubt that's true. Congratulations to the happy couple.

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Dixie Chicks singer Martie Maguire is a new mother.

Her and husband Gareth Maguire welcomed a baby girl into the world on Friday.

Harper Rosie, who weighed 7 lb., 10 oz. and was 20.5 inches long, is the third child for the singer her husband. They're also parents to twin girls, Eva Ruth and Kathleen Emilie, born in 2004.

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Marissa Jaret Winokur - formerly of Dancing with the Stars and Broadway - and husband Judah Miller, are the parents of their first child, son Zev Isaac Miller.

Winokur and Miller helped deliver the baby on Tuesday. The child was carried to term by a surrogate mother.

"He is so perfect," Winokur said. "My little miracle baby is here, and I can't believe it."

Zev (which means "wolf" in Hebrewn naturally) weighed 8 lbs., 7 oz. and measured 21 inches long.

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If celebrity baby names in the U.S. followed this international court ruling, we'd see more Maddie Briann-like and fewer Apple-like names.

A family court judge in New Zealand has had it with parents giving their children bizarre stupid names, and well, he did something about it.

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He renamed Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday.

The new name was not made public to protect the girl's privacy.

"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name," he wrote.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."

WE TAKE IT BACK: One of our writers ripped the name Honor Marie Warren in a recent Face-Off. That's downright conservative compared to the ones below.

In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of other unfortunate names.

Registration officials blocked names such as Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy, Sex Fruit, Number 16 Bus Shelter and, simply, Violence.

New Zealand law does not recognize any names that would "cause offense to a reasonable person," among other conditions, according to Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.

Levi Alves McConaughey would probably be legitimate, in other words. Pilot Inspektor Lee, however? That's a different matter.

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Crazy Joe Simpson is trying to cash in on the celebrity baby craze in celeb gossip magazines - but he's having a tougher time than you'd think.

One celebrity news magazine said: "Joe Simpson is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up a million to put Ashlee on the cover."

When the news broke that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with now-husband Pete Wentz's child, Joe immediately began to see dollar signs.

There is some interest - but not for anything close to the $1 million Joe is said to be commanding for his youngest, least talented offspring.

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One editor said Ashlee Simpson baby pictures would fetch "$60,000 maybe - not a million. The timing is suspicious. Her album just dropped and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly."

The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe Simpson, of course, so he can own the rights and can make more money - as well as an interview and photos of the baby when she has it, according to sources.

But even with Ashlee and Pete getting married, "Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command," the editor said.

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Thomas Beatie - falsely referred to as the "pregnant man" when he's actually just the first legally transgender male to give birth - welcomed a daughter into the world three weeks ago.

Already, he told People, little Susan Juliette is "easygoing and mellow and intelligent."

On the night of June 29, Beatie squeezed out (through his vagina because, as noted above, he isn't a man!) a nine-pound, five-ounce girl.

"She's so precious, I just can't stop staring at her," Thomas said in his first interview since he and wife Nancy returned with their baby from Bend, Oregon's St. Charles Medical Center. "Just holding her is the best feeling in the world."

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Compare celebrity babies now: Who is cuter, Susan Juliette or Levi Alves McConaughey?

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To paraphrase Matthew McConaughey's character, Wooderson, and steal one of his most famous Dazed and Confused quotes:

Levi Alves McConaughey is bound to be more than alright, alright, alright!

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Celebrity gossip tabloid OK! has published the first ever photo of McConaughey's son with long-time girlfriend Camila Alves. Unsurprisingly, based on the looks of his parents, Levi is a cutie patootie.

Also unsurprisingly, McConaughey described the birth as only he can:

"Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with [Camila], right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."

As for Levi's appearance and future? Both seem to be bright.

"I've pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing," the actor said. "This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are."

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