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Courtney Love has issues.

Her daughter, with the late Kurt Cobain, Frances Bean, just turned 18, and let's just say Court didn't mark the occasion with a nice Hallmark card.

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Frances Bean Cobain was publicly blistered by her rock star mom on Twitter in a string of vintage Courtney Love impassioned, nonsensical attacks.

She was scolded that "youve done a damned good job frances of destroying anything i could build" and warned that Love can and will "ruiinher."

"Why would you leave me and my life in tatters like this" reads another Love Tweet. "was that therapist right? Why do you want to ruin my life?"

But in typical Courtney fashion, she turns on a dime to regrets and seemingly bona dide compliments, Tweeting that she "aches" for her daughter.

Courtney Love and Frances Bean Cobain in pre-Twitter tirade times.

"I long for your kiss, your sweet head smell," she notes sweetly, with odd word choices. "I long for youm I ache for youm I die for you every day."

"im done, you arent dumb you know what youve done what youve sold i couldnt shelter you from them i suppose its my fault, im so sorry bean. x"

The two have engaged in a vicious, often public battle since late last year, when her own unstable conduct cost her legal guardianship of Frances.

Courtney's latest album, Nobody's Daughter, written while the star was in rehab, was released in April, just weeks after Frances released a record.

Maybe mom and daughter can mend fences and collaborate on a record together next? Some of these Tweets would make for tremendous lyrics.

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Make room for what will be one of the more gorgeous celebrity babies, even by Hollywood standards: Miranda Kerr is pregnant! She confirmed it herself!

The supermodel and Orlando Bloom are expecting their first child together, the Australia native tells the Spanish edition of Vogue in its September issue.

"Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along," says Kerr, confirming the pregnancy rumors that began after they got engaged in June, then got married in July.

It hasn't exactly been easy to keep the good news under wraps, given not only her celebrity status, but her highly-visible line of work in particular.

Congratulations to Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr!

"I remember on one occasion in the early days [of my pregnancy] when it was still too soon to say anything, and I had a dreadful time at one job," she says.

Fortunately, things have gotten a bit better since then, and settling down and starting a family has always been on the agenda for the 27-year-old.

"My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch," she told Page Six Magazine in 2008.

"When this is all over, that's where I'll be. I've always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen." Looks like eventually is very soon!

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She's the lovely lady who delivers the results on Dancing with the Stars.

She's also going to be delivering something else altogether before long.

Samantha Harris, already the mother of one, is pregnant again!

"Being able to hold and cuddle and have a little baby cuddle against you and fall asleep is such a fleeting moment in time, and I really can't wait for that again," Harris, also an Entertainment Tonight correspondent, said yesterday.

Samantha and husband Michael Hess welcomed daughter Josselyn Sydney Hess in September 2007. Harris is almost as excited for Josselyn's sake as her own:

"I'm most excited to have a second child to play with Josselyn, to see how Josselyn blossoms as a young girl being able to teach a sibling all she knows."

"She's so excited. She tells me every day things she's gonna teach the baby."

Congratulations to the family!

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Jesse Csincsak just got engaged to Ann Lueders.

Now they're expecting their first child together too!

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Csincsak announced the happy news in an online video. Lueders, who appeared on the 13th season of The Bachelor featuring Jason Mesnick (who DeAnna Pappas rejected when she got engaged to Jesse) is four months pregnant with a boy.

They plan to name their son Noah.

Congratulations to the parents-to-be!

The soon-to-be-wed parents-to-be are slated to tie the knot in Las Vegas August 28. That would certainly explain the short engagement period ...

Meanwhile, DeAnna Pappas recently announced that she is getting hitched as well - to high school teacher Stephen Stagliano. "I was crying, holding his hands, and he showed me the ring," she said. "I just nodded, like, 'Yeah!'"

Stephen's twin brother was a competitor on The Bachelorette, pursuing Jillian Harris, who Mesnick rejected. Michael Stagliano is also engaged, to Holly Durst, who dated Csincsak after his breakup with DeAnna. Everybody got all that?

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Many of the best How I Met Your Mother quotes come from Neil Patrick Harris, whose alter ego, Barney Stinson, is one of NYC's top man whores players.

In real life, NPH couldn't be any different. Not only has he had one partner for many years, but he and David Burtka are now starting a family together.

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They're expecting twins, via a beautiful surrogate, this October!

E! Online reports that the happy couple have already put baby shower plans in motion to celebrate the new additions. Terrific news for a terrific guy.

CHEERS! To Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka and their future twins!

Star reported last year that Harris and Burtka, a chef and actor who has guest-starred on How I Met Your Mother, visited a surrogacy agency in L.A. to begin the process.

Whether that was true or not, they're expecting now!

Harris Tweeted today: "So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We're super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy..."

Get this: We're thrilled for the happy couple!

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On July 1, Kelsey Grammer filed for divorce from his third wife, former Playboy model Camille Donatacci.

Now, just six weeks later, it's been confirmed that the former sitcom star is expecting his fifth child - with 29-year old Kayte Walsh!

Speaking to London's The Daily Mail, Walsh's father gave the couple and new family his blessing:

"It's great news and we are very pleased for them both. I don't know how long they have been together and I have not met him yet, but I'm looking forward to it. We just found out about her pregnancy a couple of days ago."

A couple days, huh? That's about how long Grammer's relationships typically last.

Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh

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Isn't it ironic that Alanis Morissette just got married, and is now pregnant as well?!

Actually no, it's not ironic at all, but neither are the things mentioned in her song by that name. A fly in your Chardonnay? That's not ironic, it just sucks.

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Anyway, congratulations to the just-wed singer! Alanis and Mario "Souleye" Treadway got married in May, and now have even more joyous news to share.

In Us Weekly's "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" section this week, the Canadian star decided to casually drop "I am pregnant!" as No. 25.

That's one way to get the word out!

"We're very excited to embark on this journey with each other," she Tweeted about her marriage in June. It likely applies to this news, as well ...

Congratulations to the newlyweds and expectant parents!

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Amy Poehler and Will Arnett's family is growing fast.

The actress and comedian, whose Parks and Recreation quotes leave us howling every week, gave birth to the couple's second son Friday morning.

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Abel James Arnett weighed in at 7 lbs., 13 oz., and joins older brother Archie, who was born in October 2008. Congratulations to the happy family!

"Amy, Will, Abel and Archie are all healthy and resting comfortably," says her rep.

Parenthood, Arnett raves, is "just the best. It's a human being that you're responsible for. Scary, but even in its scariest moments it's fantastic."

Amy and Will are parents to two sons now!

Poehler is nominated for an Emmy for her lead role on Parks. She's ready, too:

"I am going to have a baby a couple weeks before. I do it every year. I get my hair and nails done, I get a facial, I have a baby and then I go to the Emmys."

Indeed! Arnett is also up for an Emmy for his guest role on 30 Rock as Jack Donaghy's flamboyant nemesis, and can be heard in Despicable Me.

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A little over two years after suffering a miscarriage, Lily Allen is pregnant.

The British singer confirmed the news that long-time boyfriend Sam Cooper knocked her up by releasing the following statement:

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"It brings me great pleasure to tell you that Sam and I are expecting our first child. It goes without saying we are both absolutely delighted."

She then Tweeted the following, humorous photo:

Congrats to Lily Allen and Sam Cooper!

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Katie Holmes may be ready for baby #2, but it ain't happening anytime soon. Don't let the cover below fool you, this is just boilerplate Life & Style crap.

If you actually read the article, it cites as "evidence" this quote: "It's just fabulous," she told Life & Style at an NYC screening of The Extra Man July 19.

"I'm very lucky. Very lucky."

She is referring, of course, to motherhood, not the fact that she's pregnant. Which she isn't. Although she did play into the magazine's hand a little bit.

BABY #2 IS COMING: For some other person, maybe. We can see L&S' confusion - touching one's stomach and liking ice cream are tell-tale symptoms.

Mrs. Tom Cruise has been playing an expectant Jackie O in the History Channel miniseries The Kennedys and is "positively beaming" during production.

In Canada, she's been "spotted fondly rubbing her prosthetic belly" and cooing over kids on set while spending mother-daughter time with Suri Cruise.

According to the publication, Katie has "made no secret" of the plan to give Suri a sibling. They've recycled this quote for four years now. Just saying.

What nonsense. At least they gave Jennifer Aniston the week off.