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Eva Longoria is getting divorced from Tony Parker following a shocking sexting scandal (thanks, Erin Barry) that rocked this seemingly perfect couple.

Because Sandra Bullock adopted a baby following her equally stunning split from Jesse James this year, In Touch thinks it would do Eva good, too.

The irony, of course, is that Bullock and James actually adopted Louis together, and agreed she would have sole custody after their split. Oh well:

ON HER OWN: We'll believe this one when we see it.

The ridiculous thing, aside from the fact that this scandal pales in comparison to the Bullock-James-Michelle McGee drama, is the Eva photo they used.

At first glance, you'd actually assume Longoria posed for this, opening up to the publication about the divorce and her empowering maternal instincts.

In reality, it's likely years old. Come on, In Touch. Just because you're looking to recreate the Sandra Bullock scandal doesn't mean you can fool THG.

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At the live Survivor: Nicaragua finale reunion show on Sunday, three-time alum Rob Mariano had his own reveal for the audience - the expansion of his own tribe.

Carina Rose Mariano was born to Rob and fellow Survivor legend Amber Mariano on December 10, joining sister Lucia Rose, 17 months, in a girl-power alliance.

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“I’m definitely outnumbered now!” says "Boston" Rob with a laugh.

Rob, Amber and their little girls are allied for life.

“It’s exciting and fun. I always thought I would have boys, but as a father, when your kids are healthy and happy, that’s the important thing.”

Indeed. Amber’s delivery, which came two weeks late, sounds as daunting as any Survivor challenge. Congratulations to the happy couple.

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Vince Vaughn and Kyla Weber just received an early Christmas present.

Locklyn Kyla Vaughn was born December 18! She weighed 7 pounds!

The healthy baby girl, the couple's first child, was born at a hospital in Chicago, Vaughn's hometown. The actor's rep confirms the good news.

Congratulations to the new parents!

"Both of them couldn't be happier to welcome their baby girl," says a pal of Vaughn and Weber, a Canadian real estate agent and Vince's wife of nearly a year.

When Weber's pregnancy was announced in July, a source close to The Dilemma star said that the newlyweds were thrilled to start a family so quickly.

"They're having so much fun and they're so excited to be first-time parents!"

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Zac Hanson and his wife Kate welcomed their second child, daughter Junia Rosa Ruth, on Wednesday. Zac is a member of the band ... wait for it ... Hanson.

"In the short time she's been here, she's enriched our family and our lives beyond measure," he says of Junia, who joins two-year-old brother Shepherd.

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Congratulations to the parents, Zac and Kate!

Baby Junia and little Shepherd have a bunch of Hanson cousins, as well. Zac's brother and bandmate Taylor has four kids while Isaac has two.

The drummer for the family band adds that "We're looking forward to celebrating the season with our family and introducing her to everyone."

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are having a baby ... and another! Cannon confirmed on his radio show that Mariah Carey is pregnant with twins!

"In order for my wife and I to have our life, we need to be up front and I need to be able to share things with you and be real," Cannon, 30, said.

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"I didn't even tell my wife I was gonna do this," he admitted. "I'm probably gonna get yelled at for not getting permission. We are having twins!"

It gets even better for himself and Carey, Cannon explained.

The very first people in the entire WORLD to know about the twins other than Carey and her husband? President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama!

After recently performing for the First Family for a White House Christmas special, Carey met with the Obamas backstage and broke the news to the President!

"They actually even questioned my wife about [the twins]," he said.

"She hadn't told anybody anything! Because of the excitement and emotion, she shared [the news] right then and there with the President and the First Lady."

The dad-to-be gushed that it will be an "awesome story" to tell their twins one day. We're happy to be in on it along with Barack and Michelle now.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman shows off her girls in a new Christmas card. She also showed off some of her daughters and sons - nine of 14 to be exact.

No word on whether the other five were in a time out, or why the pony was included, but it's nice to see they're enjoying these final weeks at home.

She owes a modest $450,000 by January 1 or it's foreclosure time.

Doesn't Octomom put you in a festive mood?

At least Nadya Suleman can wear that low-cut tank top for a Christmas card and hold her head high knowing she sets a good example as a role model for her brood.

Despite being courted often by Vivid Entertainment for various adult film roles, she will not demean herself just because she's in debt. Woman is truly classy.

In case you were wondering, here's 2009's Octomom Christmas card. Y'know, e-cards are a much cheaper option when you're short on cash. Just saying, lady.

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Just days after reuniting with Leah, her two-year-old girl, Teen Mom's Amber Portwood discovered she's getting her an extra-special gift this Christmas:

A sibling! She's pregnant again, according to Star!

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We know, we know. It's Star. Generally nonsense. But the celeb news magazine claims she took a home pregnancy test December 4 ... and it's positive!


TEEN MOM RELOADED? Amber was NOT happy when she found out!

"Amber is scared to death about what's to come," an insider says. "She adores Leah, but she doesn't really want to be tied down with another baby."

The 20-year-old almost saw her cover blown Friday when she had her first bout of morning sickness. Luckily, boyfriend Clinton Yunker didn't catch on.

"He'll freak if she's pregnant," said the source.

Then there's the million-dollar question. In addition to being engaged and breaking up with Gary Shirley constantly, Amber Portwood has also been with Yunker ... and some other dudes. If this pregnancy's real, the dad's ID is anyone's guess!

She's pulling for Gary, though, because they're "meant to be together." Maybe so, but imagine the beating he'll take for not using protection ...

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Jennifer Connelly is pregnant! She and husband Paul Bettany will soon welcome a sibling for their 7-year-old son Stellan and her 13-year-old son Kai.

The star, who wed Bettany in Scotland in 2003 after they met while filming A Beautiful Mind, opened up to Glamour last year about her life partner.

"It was something about the way that we were together," she told the mag. "He stood out to me as someone singular and rare and beautiful."

"I liked the way he was in the world. I liked the way he was with people. I liked the way he was with my son and the way he made me feel."

Congratulations to the parents-to-be!

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Mason Dash Disick turns one year old today, and his family is celebrating in the only way it knows how: by blogging about the occasion.

Writes Kim Kardashian: It seems like just yesterday we were all at the hospital with Kourtney for his birth, and now he’s walking around all on his own and I can barely lift him, lol!

Writes Khloe Kardashian: HAPPY birthday to my beautiful baby nephew, MASON!!!!!!!! OMG I can't believe it's been a year since this perfect little person came into our lives.

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We feel your pain, Mase.

Writes Kourtney Kardashian: Happy very first birthday to my little angel Mason! You complete and fulfill my life. This year with you has been more than I could have ever imagined.

Writes Kate Gosselin: My goodness, even I don't exploit my children to such an extent!

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Hank Baskett IV turns a year old today, and the little guy really needs your best wishes.

This is a toddler whose dad continues to be cut by professional football teams and whose mother is so desperate for attention that she'll mislead the public about a miscarriage. Pretty tragic stuff.

Hank, of course, is just the innocent, adorable bystander in all of this. He's not even aware of how his mother is exploiting him on tabloid covers such as the ones shown here. He probably thinks the cameramen are his relatives.

Poor guy. Happy birthday, buddy.

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