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David Blaine is going to be a father and has no illusions about what a life-changing event that will be. Sorry, that was extremely bad, even as THG puns go.

Blaine and his French model fiancée, Alizee Guinochet, are expecting their first child together, the New York Post is reporting. What exciting news for both!

Tiger Woods' Son

The illusionist, best known for his endurance stunts, like depriving himself of food for 44 freaking days while suspended above London's River Thames, reportedly told partygoers at a recent rooftop cancer benefit that he and Alizee are expecting.

The baby will be born next year. Congrats to the future parents!

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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are expecting their first child together, and unlike previous times we've reported this, the star's rep has confirmed it!

"Penelope is four-and-a-half months pregnant," reps for Cruz and husband Javier Bardem, who married quietly earlier this summer, said earlier today.

Photos of Cruz on the set of her upcoming movie sparked buzz that the newlywed actress was expecting, and there was just no hiding it any longer.

Javier and Penelope

Now that celebrity baby's getting some good genes!

Cruz was recently spotted in Puerto Rico sporting a flowing top and a possible baby bump on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

The notoriously private couple has been together since 2007. Rumors that they are expecting have surfaced multiple times since, but now it's legit!

Congratulations to the happy couple!

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Courtney Mazza gave birth to the child of Mario Lopez on Saturday in Burbank, Calif. That little girl is gonna be so beautiful. And good at sports.

The Extra host and his girlfriend officially welcomed daughter Gia Francesca Lopez to the family, according to a rep for his nightly celebrity gossip show.

"We are so overjoyed," a beaming Mario Lopez said. "What an amazing, wonderful and overwhelming experience to welcome our daughter into the world."

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza

Mario and Courtney have been together since 2008.

Little bundle of joy Gia weighed in at 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and both she and Courtney Mazza are said to happy and healthy. Congrats, you guys!

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Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson is expecting his eighth child.

The troubled athlete and wife Lakiha Spicer confirmed this week that she's five months along with a baby boy. This news arrive about 16 months after the tragic death of Tyson's four-year-old daughter, Exodus, who accidentally strangled herself with a treadmill cord last year.

Tyson and Spicer already have a two-year-old daughter together, Milan.

The boxer's life has been a series of mishaps and poor decisions, but he said on The View this year that he has a new outlook:

"I'm totally destitute and broke. But I have an awesome life, I have an awesome wife who cares about me. I'm very grateful. I don't deserve to have the wife that I have; I don't deserve the kids that I have, but I do, and I'm very grateful."

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Celine Dion is totally pregnant - and better yet, totally healthy and happy!

The Canadian songstress, who's expecting twin boys in November, offered us a rare glimpse into her personal life by posing for her country's 7 Jours magazine.

Dion, whose struggles to get pregnant a second time are well documented, is seen here with her husband, René Angelil and their son, René-Charles, 9:

Pregnant Celine Dion

Celine and family now and a few years earlier.

The image appears shortly after Dion's rep denied tabloid rumors that the music superstar had experienced complications in her pregnancy.

"She's never been in the hospital," the rep said. "Her pregnancy continues to be healthy, and she feels fantastic." We couldn't be happier.

Dion and Angelil announced earlier this year that they were expecting twins after a remarkable sixth attempt at in-vitro fertilization.

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It's a boy for Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney - and it'll certainly always be sunny in their lives from here on out. Well, aside from the lack of sleep.

The creators of so many funny It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia quotes have created a new life, son Axel Lee McElhenney, who was born Wednesday.

Appropriately, Kaitlin went into labor at a Phillies game.

Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson

Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney married in 2008.

"I went into labor at the Phillies/Dodgers game Tuesday," says Olson. "As soon as Ryan Howard hit a three-run home run, we felt comfortable leaving to go have our baby. We love him like crazy, even though he made us miss the second half of the game."

Damn kids.

The couple announced the pregnancy in March. "Rob and I are so excited it's stupid," Olson said then. "The last few years have been pretty amazing and just when we thought it couldn't get any better, the greatest thing in the world happened!"

Congratulations to the happy couple!

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Jodie Sweetin once starred on Full House. Now she's producing one.

The actress welcomed her second child, a baby girl named Beatrix, yesterday with boyfriend Morty Coyle. The baby's full name: Beatrix Carlin Sweetin Coyle.

"Jodie was amazing and is doing great," Morty Coyle told People.

Yeah, we have no idea what the deal is with that pic, or if it's even him to be honest. But it comes up when you do an image search for Morty Coyle. Hilarious.

Beatrix, whom her dad is already calling "Bea," is the couple's first child together. Jodie also has a 2-year-old daughter, Zoie, with ex-husband Cody Herpin.

"We're already madly in love with Beatrix and so grateful for the support from our family and friends. We can't wait for Zoie to meet her," the couple said.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

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It's a boy for Catherine Bell and Adam Beason!

The Army Wives star delivered her second child, son Ronan Bell, on Saturday, Aug. 21 in Charleston, South Carolina, her rep confirmed to People.

Baby Ronan arrived at 8:29 a.m. weighing in at 7 lbs., 7 oz. and is 19 3/4 inches. He joins sister Gemma, 7. They're one growing, happy family.

Bell and Adam Beason announced the pregnancy in February. The season finale of Army Wives aired Sunday at 10 p.m on Lifetime. Congrats!

Catherine Bell is a mom twice over!

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Courtney Love has issues.

Her daughter, with the late Kurt Cobain, Frances Bean, just turned 18, and let's just say Court didn't mark the occasion with a nice Hallmark card.

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Frances Bean Cobain was publicly blistered by her rock star mom on Twitter in a string of vintage Courtney Love impassioned, nonsensical attacks.

She was scolded that "youve done a damned good job frances of destroying anything i could build" and warned that Love can and will "ruiinher."

"Why would you leave me and my life in tatters like this" reads another Love Tweet. "was that therapist right? Why do you want to ruin my life?"

But in typical Courtney fashion, she turns on a dime to regrets and seemingly bona dide compliments, Tweeting that she "aches" for her daughter.

Courtney Love and Frances Bean Cobain in pre-Twitter tirade times.

"I long for your kiss, your sweet head smell," she notes sweetly, with odd word choices. "I long for youm I ache for youm I die for you every day."

"im done, you arent dumb you know what youve done what youve sold i couldnt shelter you from them i suppose its my fault, im so sorry bean. x"

The two have engaged in a vicious, often public battle since late last year, when her own unstable conduct cost her legal guardianship of Frances.

Courtney's latest album, Nobody's Daughter, written while the star was in rehab, was released in April, just weeks after Frances released a record.

Maybe mom and daughter can mend fences and collaborate on a record together next? Some of these Tweets would make for tremendous lyrics.

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Make room for what will be one of the more gorgeous celebrity babies, even by Hollywood standards: Miranda Kerr is pregnant! She confirmed it herself!

The supermodel and Orlando Bloom are expecting their first child together, the Australia native tells the Spanish edition of Vogue in its September issue.

"Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along," says Kerr, confirming the pregnancy rumors that began after they got engaged in June, then got married in July.

It hasn't exactly been easy to keep the good news under wraps, given not only her celebrity status, but her highly-visible line of work in particular.

Congratulations to Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr!

"I remember on one occasion in the early days [of my pregnancy] when it was still too soon to say anything, and I had a dreadful time at one job," she says.

Fortunately, things have gotten a bit better since then, and settling down and starting a family has always been on the agenda for the 27-year-old.

"My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch," she told Page Six Magazine in 2008.

"When this is all over, that's where I'll be. I've always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen." Looks like eventually is very soon!