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Talk about a misguided Cash deposit!

Celebrity gossip circles are reeling from the news that Cash Warren may slept with Russian model Vera Mishina, thereby screwing up his rekindled relationship with Jessica Alba.

Reportedly, the actress now regrets taking Cash back.

Mishina told her story to The National Enquirer, even passing a lie detector as she described "the night he picked me up and got me into his bed... acting like the world's biggest single man."

The random model went on to say: "But I found out that only hours after being with me, he was on a plane back to L.A., where he was then photographed having dinner with her (Alba) and acting affectionate."

That's true. We have the Jessica Alba picture to prove it.

No Money Shot, Honey: Cash Warren tries to explain away rumors of his cheating. Will Jessica Alba buy it? Will she give Cash credit for honesty? Can we come up with any more puns related to his name? Stay tuned!

"If he had told me they had gotten back together there's no way I would have allowed him to sleep with me," Mishina whined. "I now feel like all he wanted was a one-night stand. I feel used. Cash wasn't very honest to lead me along like he did. Jessica may want to rethink taking him back. He cheated on her the minute he was away from her."

Sounds like Cash will need to be pretty money to talk his way out of this dalliance.

Say this about the Jessica Alba and Cash Warren photo below: at least it gives us the chance to use the witty pun in the headline above.

That's about the only comfort we find in this image, as it turns celebrity gossip into fact and proves that Alba and Warren are indeed back together.

The couple had been broken up for a few weeks, giving hope to single males everywhere. But as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil continue to show, true love often can't be denied.

Maybe there's still hope for Britney and K-Fed.

Looks like only Cash Warren will be seeing Jessica Alba nude for the foreseeable future.

Sorry, Cash Warren. You really have seen the last of Jessica Alba nude.

Reportedly, the actress hasn't looked back since splitting from her boyfriend of two years.

The duo met up for lunch July 27, Us Magazine says, but it was to "say those final things that needed to be said," a source claimed.

"[Alba is] definitely enjoying being single right now," another pal confirms.

Indeed, the Fantastic Four actress and member of the Hot Jessica Club (along with Jessica Simpson and Jessica Biel) already hitting the Hollywood club scene. She popped up at L.A. hotspot Les Deux on Monday and Hyde on Sunday.

As if Alba's looks weren't enough to make every guy drool, there's also her stance on no-strings attached encounters when she's single.

"I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have," she told Cosmopolitan in 2005.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more."

And all of a sudden Megan Fox has competition for the title of The Hollywood Gossip Dream Girl.

The actress said that she enjoyed playing the field before she began dating Cash in 2005. "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people," she said back then. "I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex."

Neither do we. Well, Lindsay Lohan still is.

In the words of Chris Daughtry, "It's Not Over."

Only it probably still is. But anyway. Some pals of recently split Jessica Alba and Cash Warren say they are confident the two will eventually be back together.

Despite their recent breakup, friends, say there's a good chance Cash and Jessica will iron out their differences and rekindle the passion. The main reason for the split?

"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," says an insider close to the Fantastic Four star.

"It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."

Huh? You mean to tell The Hollywood Gossip that Cash Warren wasn't ready to commit here? The whole stereotype about a guy being afraid to commit to one woman for the rest of his life kind of goes out the window when we're talking about Jessica Alba.

Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer? That we could understand.

In any event, apparently Alba got some serious marriage pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend, Eva Longoria.

"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful," says the friend. "That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."

Here's hoping their own fairy tale also has a happy ending. But we have our doubts. The reason? She is Jessica Alba and he is Cash Warren.

Someone else may soon get to see Jessica Alba nude.

For two and a half years, Cash Warren was the only man lucky enough to view this beautiful sight - but now the couple has broken up and the Fantastic Four actress is on the market.

Sources tell Us Magazine that Alba called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."

Simple and honest. Unlike Diddy and his handling of the Kim Porter break-up, it appears Alba is at least mature. Within hours, she had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home she shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

Despite the gap between these two on the film industry food chain - Warren is merely a director's assistance - the couple was often seen partying at Hollywood events and enjoying romantic vacations from Mexico to Miami.

Just a month ago, Spike TV named Warren the "Luckiest Bastard" of 2007 at their first annual Guy's Choice Awards, due to his relationship with Alba. James Blunt was in contention for that award until his relationship with Petra Nemcova ended.

The breakup "happened...almost out of nowhere," a source said. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her." (Alba's rep declined to comment.)

So, if there's another guy - or if there will be soon - who might it be? When Cosmo asked the actress to name her celebrity crushes a few months ago, she replied:

"I would have to say Johnny Depp, Michael Caine... Morgan Freeman, and Jake Gyllenhaal."

Sorry, Gummi Bear.

Kobe who?

Looks like Jessica Alba has her attention focused elsewhere while sitting courtside at last night's Lakers/Warriors game.

Hopefully, it's on the hot dog vendor. The actress could use such saturated fat.

Meanwhile, long-time boyfriend, Cash Warren, finds something funny. Maybe it's the sad state of the Golden State franchise. Or perhaps it's his good fortune to be dating such a hottie.

Or it could be any chance Ian Ziering has of winning Dancing with the Stars.

All we know is this: unlike any picture of Tara Reid and Perez Hilton, we're not hiding our eyes from a glance at these beauties.