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See? Justin Bieber is a douche just like some of your friends, humble bragging about his rich friends and fronting like he's got more than he actually does.

Biebs posted a photo on Instagram yesterday of himself behind the wheel of a Bugatti with the caption, "Uncle Stunna luv. My first Bugatti ♛ #generosity"

Makes it sound like it's his car, right? Well ...

Justin Bieber, Bugatti

While that caption certainly leads one to believe that the car was a gift from Birdman, his rapper friend, it's not the case. Just Bieber implying as much.

Birdman told him he could use it anytime he's in Miami. That's it. Definitely plenty of #generosity in that gesture ... but not the utter insanity of giving it away.

After all, when you let Justin Bieber drive a fancy car in the 305 (where he's persona non grata at clubs), you all know an arrest is likely if not inevitable.

Birdman? Not known for being a complete idiot.

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Ugh. There it is. Again. The dreaded morning commute. You're stuck in traffic, inching along, thinking you might make it in to work by the time you have to leave to go home and start the drive all over again and then you spot it.

A hilariously inappropriate license plate that sends you into a fit of giggles like you might still be 12.

But what about 15 hilariously inappropriate license plates? In a row. 

That's destined to make your morning commute not just bearable, but dare we say it, enjoyable.

Please join us in laughing at the insane level of WTF happening in these hilarious and inappropriate license plates. Yes, this IS real life. 

15 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Fist bumps to this driver for the clever use of the Virginia logo!
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Vaginas

1. Vaginas

Fist bumps to this driver for the clever use of the Virginia logo!


Viagra

2. Viagra

Hmmm..."viagra" on the back of a Corvette. Can you say mid-life crisis?


Are You 18, Cutie?

3. Are You 18, Cutie?

Here's hoping they're both 18, right?


Old Pedo

4. Old Pedo

Something tells us a license plate reading "old pedo" isn't making this guy any favors at his local park.


Ms. Poo

5. Ms. Poo

As in "Winnie the..." or shampoo? Please not the other thing. WHY?!?


I Swallow

6. I Swallow

Oh. Okay, then, so this license plate is also a business card. Good to know.


Fur Taco

7. Fur Taco

Anyone having flashbacks of Woody Harrelson's landlord from Kingpin?


Freaky

8. Freaky

Freaky...Deaky? Flo Rida lyrics? What is going on here?


Drunky

9. Drunky

How many DUIs do you think this person has?


BJ 4 Golf

10. BJ 4 Golf

Is golf a political office? Is BJ running?


Big Nads

11. Big Nads

Nads means something else in the antique car world, right? RIGHT?


Babyshaker

12. Babyshaker

I spy...IRONY on this tag. Do you?


Up Ours

13. Up Ours

Hey, dude. We think you forgot a letter in there.


Ass Orgy

14. Ass Orgy

This one ALMOST looks like it could just be an unfortunate random selection of letters. Almost. A55 RGY anyone?


Rub One Out

15. Rub One Out

Please don't do that while driving.


(Please don't photograph and drive.)

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by Free Britney at

Brazilians are calling this graphic viral video of a five-year-old child getting run over by a car - only to emerge unharmed - nothing short of "a miracle."

Last week, 5-year-old Jao Pedro Nascimento was walking home from school with his grandmother Vilma, 56, in Brazil, when the unthinkable happened.

A passing Honda Fit hit another car before clipping a parked Volkswagen, which sent the VW careening onto the sidewalk and into the pair's path:

As shown by CCTV cameras, the whole scene happened too fast for the Nascimentos to avoid the car, which didn't just hit them, but ran over them both.

They survived, however, and didn't require major medical attention to do so. Amazingly, the boy and his grandmother suffered only minor injuries.

The "miracle" happened when Jao Pedro sprung up as if nothing even happened, looking around for help for Vilma as he realized what he experienced.

His grandmother was hospitalized but discharged the next day.

"I feel as if we've been born again," Vilma Nascimento said.

Based on the video above ... we can see her point.

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by Free Britney at

Kurt Caselli has died. The racing champion sustained fatal head injuries during a crash at the Baja 1000 on Friday in Mexico. He was just 30 years old.

Kurt Caselli Photo

Caselli's KTM Racing team had been in the lead for much of the 833-mile off-road race and was in second place when he crashed near mile 796.

The accident occurred approximately 5 p.m. PST.

Previous reports that Kurt's crash was related to an on-course booby trap or other sabotage have been discredited, though an investigation is underway.

Caselli passed away, reports say, during transport to a hospital in Ensenada, about 60 miles south of the U.S. border on the Baja California peninsula.

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NOTE TO READERS: Do not try this at home. Seriously.

In a new ad for Volvo Trucks, one that focuses on the precision of their dynamic steering, veteran action star Jean-Claude Van Damme talks passionately into the camera.

We begin with a close-up of the actor's face, only to eventually pan back and see that he's straddling two vehicles... two vehicles that begin to pull apart as the commercial plays, each taking one of Van Damme's legs with them in the process.

Watch how the 53-year old star calmly reacts below, spreading his limbs wider than the star of the Kim Kardashian sex tape and causing us to squirm just viewing this flexible act:

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by Free Britney at

An ad by a local Hyundai dealer is excited to sell you a car. Nothing gets the blood flowing like that feeling, and they have no problem giving you the hard sell.

If you know what we mean.

Long Island City Hyundai in Queens, N.Y., takes the auto-erotic (sorry) approach in an ad featuring a doctor and a voluptuous woman discussing ... just watch:

Her husband, who's lying down off camera, appears to have been aroused by the idea of the deal he's about to get ... and this stimulation can't be tamed.

"He's definitely excited," the doctor declares. To which the woman responds: "They said if it lasted more than four hours, we should call the doctor."

And so it continues, at length. Make no bones about it. Nothing like a sophomoric double entendre or 12 to sell cars. Hey, whatever makes your sales rise.

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You've surely seen those stick figure family decals, where the minivan shows one stick figure for every adult, child and/or pet in that particular household.

Who came up with this idea and why is it so popular? We can't say.

While you're basically advertising how many little kids you have to whatever creeps are out there, some people do like to get creative and cute with these.

Still, this was not something we ever saw coming:

Stick Figure Family Decal

That is one very busy, bitter single mom's car.

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A man in Wales was arrested for getting naked and attempting to have sex with a Land Rover. Even more incredible? He goes by the self-proclaimed nickname "Hotcock."

Daniel Cooper, 24, was convicted of of indecent exposure.

Hotcock will not serve jail time, but has been banned from going outside between 7 p.m.-7 a.m. on Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the next three months.

The order stems from an August 18 incident where Cooper was caught on surveillance video getting naked and then grinding against a blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery.

Cooper later told the court that he was so drunk at the time, he did not even remember the auto-erotic encounter (that was just too easy) until he saw the video.

The Land Rover was not available for comment at press time.

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Cal Worthington, who built a fortune from a series of West Coast auto dealerships and became a TV fixture with his ads, has died at the age of 92.

"Go See Cal" passed away Sunday after watching football with family at his Big W Ranch in Orland, Calif., north of Sacramento, according to reports.

The cause of death has not been determined.

Cal W.

The Oklahoma native, who was a decorated bomber pilot during World War II, founded his very first car dealership in the late 1940s in Southern California.

He quickly took advantage of TV advertising.

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The Kia hamsters are back! And more dapper than ever!

And sleeker, sexier and more sophisticated than ever ... not unlike the car they want you to buy, the 2014 Soul. At least that's the hook of the ad (presumably).

Formerly frumpy, the Kia Hamsters are turning themselves into leaner, meaner, head-turning machines. And when they roll up in their Soul, peeps take heed.

Watch as the adorable trio, whose previous TV spots have featured "Black Sheep" and LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem"  hit the gym and shed their furry folds.

Their workout song of choice? Lady Gaga's "Applause".

They LIVE for it. Just like Mother Monster. Watch:

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