Caption Contest Gossip (Page 9)

We welcome you back, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Fun Friday afternoon tradition.

This week's winner is Historygirl. Congratulations! It was a tough choice, but no way we could pass up any reference to the great Blake Fielder-Civil.

The winning caption to this classic, pre-hospitalized Britney Spears photo appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again this week!

Brit: Hey Blake, let's get together sometime, who cares about Amy!
Blake: Sorry, I have to hang up, it's time for yard exercise.

We welcome you, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner is HP. Congratulations! Scroll down to see the winning entry and the full list of replies. Good luck again this week!

"Hey SPs, I'm doing a documentary on how repressed you are… you know, to KSW. Say ‘Thetan'!"

We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: lucy lesbian. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the pic. Scroll down the page to read the full list of (hilarious) captions we received. Please come back and play every week!

Oh look, there's someone Bill hasn't f***ed.

We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: smart ass. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down the page to read the complete list of (hilarious) captions we received. Good luck again this week!

Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me... wait! I'm Britney bitch!

We welcome you, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this week's edition of the contest, featuring The Hills' lovely Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ...

It was quite a tough call, but we chose the caption sent in by Yvette. Great job! Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again this week!

Spencer learns that plastic DOES weigh more than the original. 

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition, featuring alleged singer / actress and annoying Cowboys fan, Jessica Simpson ...

"Is your end zone really THAT good?"

Welcome, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring a classy photo of the living-dead wreck known as Amy Winehouse.

It was a tough call, but we chose Brooke as the winner! Scroll down to see the winning reply (under the photo) as well as the full list of replies readers sent in. Then get ready for an all-new caption this week! Thanks to all for playing!

CIGARETTES... $5
TWO STEP T-SHIRT... $125
BEEHIVE WIG... $75

MAKING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES INTO EVERYDAY APPAREL ... PRICELESS!

Welcome back, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition of this fun contest.

With news of a Jessica Sierra sex tape coming out, we had no choice but to pick the past American Idol wreck as our subject matter. We've chosen the caption from Mare as the winner! The winning entry appears below the pic. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received and good luck again this week!

"Number ONE in bed ya'll!"

Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...

It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!" 

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's Caption Contest, featuring a reckless Britney Spears behind the wheel and terrified sons Jayden James and Sean Preston in the back!

All the captions we received were terrific, but ultimately, we chose Lindie Lou as the winner. Congratulations! Scroll down the page to see the full list of captions we received, and check out the winning reply underneath the photo!

Thanks for playing The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, and we hope you'll play again this week! Happy weekend - and celebrity gossiping - from all of us!

Jayden: She just ran over a foot on this side.
Sean: Turned into a parked car on this side!