Caption Contest Gossip (Page 5)

Welcome back, celeb news and gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our weekly fan-favorite tradition.

Who won this week's contest, featuring the always-skanky (but entertaining) Paris Hilton? It was a very tough race, but we've settled on the winner.

Congratulations to Debra Walker for a terrific entry. The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received.

Good luck in the next edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.

Welcome back, entertainment news and celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday afternoon tradition.

Who won this week's contest, featuring a pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears? It was a tough call, since we received record responses, but we've chosen a winner.

This week's Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest winner is Kellie G. Nice work! Just scroll down to read the full list of replies (and the winner, beneath the photo).

Boy, I wish I would've kept my feet on the ground instead of in the air.

Welcome back, entertainment news and celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday afternoon tradition.

Who won this week's edition of the contest, featuring Lauren Conrad (LC), Lauren Bosworth (Lo) and Stephen Colletti? Let's take a look!

Honorable mention goes to jschmoke (great Brody Jenner / Frankie Delgado idea), but this week's champion is Kelly. Congratulations to the winner!

The winning entry appears beneath the photo below. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received! A lot of them are really quite good.

Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

Announcer: "And now, the world premiere of Heidi Montag's video of 'Higher.'"
Lo, LC, Stephen (and the other 19,997 in attendance): HAHAHAHAHAHA!

We welcome you back, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's edition, featuring girl on girl action heroes Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, got some great replies.

We liked a lot of the captions, but chose Katie as the winner. Scroll down to read the winning entry (under the photo) as well as the full list of submissions. Thanks for playing and good luck again in this week's new Caption Contest!

Elisha: "Paris, it doesn't matter how much I zoom in, it's still gonna look like you're holding a rat."

We welcome you back, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Fun Friday afternoon tradition.

This week's winner is Historygirl. Congratulations! It was a tough choice, but no way we could pass up any reference to the great Blake Fielder-Civil.

The winning caption to this classic, pre-hospitalized Britney Spears photo appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again this week!

Brit: Hey Blake, let's get together sometime, who cares about Amy!
Blake: Sorry, I have to hang up, it's time for yard exercise.

We welcome you, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner is HP. Congratulations! Scroll down to see the winning entry and the full list of replies. Good luck again this week!

"Hey SPs, I'm doing a documentary on how repressed you are… you know, to KSW. Say ‘Thetan'!"

We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: lucy lesbian. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the pic. Scroll down the page to read the full list of (hilarious) captions we received. Please come back and play every week!

Oh look, there's someone Bill hasn't f***ed.

We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: smart ass. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down the page to read the complete list of (hilarious) captions we received. Good luck again this week!

Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me... wait! I'm Britney bitch!

We welcome you, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this week's edition of the contest, featuring The Hills' lovely Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ...

It was quite a tough call, but we chose the caption sent in by Yvette. Great job! Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again this week!

Spencer learns that plastic DOES weigh more than the original. 

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition, featuring alleged singer / actress and annoying Cowboys fan, Jessica Simpson ...

"Is your end zone really THAT good?"